• 📧 If you are an employee of a T1 ISP, US datacenter, or related company please get in touch at josh@kiwifarms.net. I have some questions.
The Mighty Bundus Sponsored by The Mighty Bundus
Post in thread 'Soyjak.Party / The Sharty'
The Mighty Bundus
With the inevitable rise of the Shiwi board I have been pondering on more threads that would actually be good. There should be three parts of the board shitposting, history, and drama though history and drama could probably be merged into one. Shitposting thread is obvious what it does but is cuts the fat from other parts of the board that contain actual information. A POI thread would be helpful and would act like a general for literal whos and current administration, baisically someone gives a effort post on who ts person is and what they are doing. Another thread would be CORDNIGGER BRIMSTONE NIGGERHELL which is exactly what it says on the tin, a place for cordniggers to argue about who is an ESL pedo. This would help prevent the shitposting thread from bloating with 20+ pages of cordnigger drama. Null is concerned that there already is two dump boards, which is a fair point to bring up. My argument is every empire needs vassals and as such they should be annexed as rightful Shiwi clay. To prove we are the rightful inheritors of the Kiwifarms you may notice that we have the most TRUE AND HONEST fans memberships out of the entire website, and always a top 10 most active thread. Just look at all these other forum stafd trying to poach us shiwis for their DNB sites

ok but i lowk thought u just dgaf about soybooru so i kinda gave up on trying to collect all the shiwis and make a shiwicord there

I will gladly make a board for you guys if there's interest. The point of messaging tho was I have to file a report to the FBI every time someone tries posting 'p, which someone has been doing while using Kiwi usernames. Just trying to make sure innocent people don't get their UNs filed with law enforcement for no reason
We are the backbone of this website.

Now my reader, you are probably saying to gemself
>But @The Mighty Bundus nusoi cacas cant make new gemmys. I am trans btw
thumbnail-1.webp


and to that my greatest suggestion Soy art creation thread. Now of course trve soyposting has been a rotting DNB for years now so Hunkys and gigas and 'veris should be allowed but no troonslop like FPE, Onezellig, or Homestuck etc. Here Old GODS can teach nucacas how to make gems, as Prometheus taught man how to make fire. Of course 90% of it will be coal but that is how you find the most glistening shining gemeralds. With this new board there will be need of a new moderator to make sure people wont post porn outside the new porn thread. I hereby graciously accept this offer, my qualifications? I am a very popular poster around here, some might even say name brand with over 800 Semper Fedelis, 600 informatives, and 300 Christian contents. I am also living off benifits in Canada and abuse adderal so I can moderate 24/7, I don't even need to get up to use the bathroom since I wear a diaper nothing will get past me. If anyone has any other suggestions for threads let me know.
Semper Fedelis
Glory to the dear Feeder
null_modi_brahmin.png

Oh Joshua Moon!
We are praying to You!
Oh Joshua Moon!
Our only Light in the darkness
Oh Joshua Moon!
With hope in our hearts we march!
We march forward towards the infidels!
Oh Joshua Moon!
Forgive our sins!
Oh Joshua Moon!
Show us our Destiny!
Oh Joshua Moon!
Give us Power to fulfill our purpose!
Oh Joshua Moon!
Give us Hope to dox Your enemies!
Oh Joshua Moon!
Share your Light with us!
Oh Joshua Moon!
We pray to you!
Oh Joshua Moon!
We are your progeny!
Oh Joshua Moon!
Our only hope at redemption!
Oh Joshua Moon!
Your name is in our hearts!
Warriors of Joshua Moon, we stand!
Oh Joshua Moon, our Light!
Take our souls, our minds
And cleanse them!
Rid them of doubts and hesitation!
Oh Joshua Moon, our Hope!
We are Your personal army!
We want to give our memberships for You
We want to give our cheese for You
And we want to clitty leak with You!
Oh Joshua Moon, we shall remove all unthumbnailed images from Your path!
Take our Cheese!
Take our 20 dollars!
Take our souls!
And make them whole again!
You are in us, oh Joshua Moon.
Oh Joshua Moon!
You are our destiny.
And we are brothers.
We are brothers of the Joshua Moon's Light.
We shall die for Your cause.
We shall die in Your name.
We shall die for Your Light.
Death is only the beginning.
We march with Your name on our lips, oh Joshua Moon!

Lolcows

Lolcows are people whose eccentric behavior can be "milked" for entertainment.
Threads
2.9K
Messages
4.6M
Threads
2.9K
Messages
4.6M

Community Watch

Lolcows tend to congregate in communities of like-minded individuals.
Threads
807
Messages
1.1M
Threads
807
Messages
1.1M

Prime Cuts

Popular lolcows with extended lore that need their own boards.
Threads
4.6K
Messages
1.6M
Threads
4.6K
Messages
1.6M

Stinkditch

“Being a trans woman isn't about trying to imitate women. It's about trying to be better than women.”
Threads
369
Messages
1.1M
Threads
369
Messages
1.1M

Lolcow General

Musings related to lolcows that don't quite fit anywhere else.
Threads
1K
Messages
141.5K
Threads
1K
Messages
141.5K

Beauty Parlour

Cosplay, cat fights, and deathfats. A woman's space for feminine lolcows and all those caught in their orbit: friend and foe.
Threads
367
Messages
1.4M
Threads
367
Messages
1.4M

Gorl Tawk

Off-topic discussion for gorls only.
Threads
286
Messages
139.7K
Threads
286
Messages
139.7K

Art & Literature

For anything drawn or written, famous or personal.
Threads
1.4K
Messages
193.9K
Threads
1.4K
Messages
193.9K

The Bidness

Finance, business, cryptocurrency: all things money and bidness related.
Threads
549
Messages
40.3K
Threads
549
Messages
40.3K

Food

Hungry Man instant meals, Doritos, and Coke Zero.
Threads
1.1K
Messages
98.7K
Threads
1.1K
Messages
98.7K

Games

General discussion about specific games or related concepts and themes.
Threads
4.2K
Messages
1.1M
Threads
4.2K
Messages
1.1M

Health & Fitness

Discussion of sports, teams, physical wellness, Hulkamania, or anything about moving around doing stuff.
Threads
694
Messages
175.8K
Threads
694
Messages
175.8K

Internet & Technology

Hardware or software, consumer or corporate. All things on the online.
Threads
1.6K
Messages
163.3K
Threads
1.6K
Messages
163.3K

Live Talent

VTubers are a modern idol industry focused on human-operated animated characters.
Threads
89
Messages
203.1K
Threads
89
Messages
203.1K

Multimedia

Talk about everything from the silver screen to instant streaming.
Threads
3.6K
Messages
738.3K
Threads
3.6K
Messages
738.3K

Music

Talk about the Grateful Dead or non-Grateful Dead music.
Threads
1.4K
Messages
143K
Threads
1.4K
Messages
143K

Q&A

Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
Threads
33.3K
Messages
442.8K
Threads
33.3K
Messages
442.8K

Self-Sufficiency

Land, gardening, food, storage, protection, firearms, armor, defensive planning, forward thinking, and everything else your stir-crazy schizophrenic uncle Ted talks about.
Threads
259
Messages
46.3K
Threads
259
Messages
46.3K

Autistic Thunderdome Too autistic to live, too mad on the Internet to die.

Articles & News

Content aggregation. Share your favorite stories which exclusively cement your current understanding of the world.
Threads
81.2K
Messages
4M
Threads
81.2K
Messages
4M

Deep Thoughts

More formal discussion of philosophy, ethics, politics, epistemology, etc.
Threads
5.6K
Messages
429.1K
Threads
5.6K
Messages
429.1K

Happenings

The following message has been transmitted at the request of Doctor Ron Paul. It's happening.
Threads
690
Messages
916.7K
Threads
690
Messages
916.7K

Mass Debates

Arguments, debate, discussion, and political musings that are inappropriate for other boards.
Threads
2.1K
Messages
407.6K
Threads
2.1K
Messages
407.6K

Forum statistics

Threads
191,567
Messages
22,008,940
Members
144,628
Latest member
littleuncle
Back
Top Bottom