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Despite Danny being a politisperg, don't shit up the thread with your political discourse. If you are in dire need to have a political discussion, you can do so here.
If you want to discuss Elric the Melanated Boner, there's a thread for that too.
RazörFist [POWERWORD: Daniel Paul Harris] is a narcissistic balding hipster journalist LARPing as a metalfag from Phoenix, AZ. Despite being a 40-something-year-old man and still dressing like this.
He is not above mocking individuals in actual bands who dress exactly like him.
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While the majority of metal fags are busy having slapfights about why their subgenre of extreme metal is superior, Danny is here to enlighten you Philistines and tell you why Gay LA Music is the superior option.
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I. Early Life
Daniel Paul Harris was born on May 31, 1985, in Phoenix, AZ to Paul and Barbara Harris. From what he has shared: he grew up around Phoenix with his sister Kirsten, one of his Mexican neighbors was arrested on TV, he learned to speak Japanese in high school, and later went to college at Walter Cronkite’s School of Journalism (making him a verified journalist). Razorfist will deny that his name is Daniel Paul Harris, so Syntaxion has had the privilege of doxing him.
II. CaptainSpandex
The earliest traces of Danny on the Internet are his days on DeviantArt under the name of CaptainSpandex. This account is now defunct but was archived by the ED Boys in 2013. It was home to a bunch of Thief fan art and was also the catalyst for his hateboner against the Japanese.
Enter Miss Macy:
Danny tried to begin a relationship with Miss Macy only to find out she was already in a relationship (Coincidentally with another guy named Daniel). This rejection led to Danny acquiring the superpower known as Tard Rage. One he continues to use to this day whenever Japan/Japanese things are mentioned.
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Complete with Kojima living rent-free in his head.
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III. Mortiferus
According to Metal Archives, from the year 1999-2008, Danny was in a black metal band called Mortiferus. Metal fag kiwis described it as A Blaze in the Northern Sky but with shittier production.
The members of the band were
Possible real name Trey Gardner
Atrox was eventually kicked out of the band and 21-year-old Danny took to his Angelfire website to alert their two fans.
This led to them recruiting a dude called Ragnvaldr.
IV. Razörfist: The Edgy Gaming Journalist
In 2011, Danny Harris began making video game and movie reviews under the pseudonym RazörFist, a name he stole from a Marvel comics villain. Equipped with his trusty thesaurus, Danny would review games and movies with rapid-fire wordplay reminiscent of Yahtzee Croshaw (with none of the charm). Danny was even too lazy to edit his own videos and enlisted the help of professional monkey butler Terran Gell.
He would often collaborate with other video game reviewers such as Asalieri to grow his channel. He soon caught the attention of Encyclopedia Dramatica.
According to @NotCobalt, his original page was lame. Nevertheless, it pissed Danny off to the point he posted this video on an alt account
ED decided to raid his accounts to see what else they could find.
The ED gang are the ones responsible for finding out his name is Daniel Harris. They also found the story about Miss Macy. Doxed his PSN account to discover he hasn’t played the games he reviewed.
They also found a video featuring Danny jerking off in his bedroom at his parents’ house.
Danny has claimed the video (published on April 6, 2011) was published in retaliation for a Rageaholic video (his first Rageaholic video did not publish until April 9, 2011). He has also claimed it to be child porn (Danny was 25 at the time).
After seeing what they found about him, Danny went full scorched earth deleting his Facebook, DeviantArt, Xbox accounts, Twitter, LiveJournal, Twitter, and BlogSpot.
He had a few interactions with NotCobalt on Twitter before deleting all replies and blocking him.
If you are ever in doubt of Daniel being a lolcow bring up ED and ask if he ever played those games. You will get blocked.
Even to this day, Danny’s gaming content is pitiful at best, relying heavily upon shitting on something the majority of the gaming populace likes. Such as his constant sperging about FromSoft because they no longer make the games he wants them to make.
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Even his fans on discord get tired of his shit:
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V. NocturnalCurves
It should be mentioned that during this time Danny was briefly involved with a Canadian girl named Erica known online as NocturnalCurves. Other than fan art and a few appearances on his failed podcast, there is not much to mention about her. Even her digital footprint is nothing of note showcasing her as a girl who likes anime and heavy metal. There has been some speculation from Kiwis that she was groomed (this will be important later). However, in this kiwi’s opinion, Erica was just a girl who fell in love with the wrong sperg.
VI. God Emperor Trump
In 2016, after much procrastination, Danny came out in full support of Donald J. Trump for President. His fanbase grew and Danny pivoted from videos sperging about comics and vidya that he didn’t play to becoming a full-blown political commentator.
Despite being a man in his mid-thirties and having no idea what OSHA is due to not having a real job, Danny’s audience grew.
Of course, this has created a schism. There are the people who watch him because he talks about nerdy consoomer culture and there are the people who watch him for his milquetoast political takes.
VII. ORACLE OF ARIZONA
Danny’s audience has branded him the Oracle of Arizona due to him having phenomenal clairvoyance capabilities. He takes every opportunity to spin around in the bedroom of his parents’ house and tout “fuck you, I was right.”
What are some of his predictions?
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September 18, 2020: Danny's prediction on if Biden wins the election.
Archived by Deadman on January 31, 2022: "Russia doesn't have the ambition to invade Ukraine."
April 15, 2022: Danny claims Twitter won't change with Musk in charge.
April 26, 2022: In a rare display of humility, Danny admitted to kinda being wrong. Of course, his prediction was that Twitter wouldn't change, not that Musk wouldn't buy Twitter.
In a now-deleted video (from October 2022), Danny threatens to leave Arizona if Hobbs wins.
On November 8th, Danny posted this video predicting a "Red Wave." On the 9th, he hid it from YouTube.
And then sperged out when people called him out about it.
Snippets from the YouTube Comment Section.
VIII. Feuds
Like any good rage pig, Danny tends to start fights with other retards on the Internet. He’s burned bridges with close friends like Asalieri over opinions on immigration. He’s gotten into arguments with other lolcows such as AngryJoe and Amazing Atheist.
He’s gotten into slapfights with RLM.
(Archive)
He’s even gotten into arguments with real rockstars like that guy from Twisted Sister.
(Archive)
RATIO'D!
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Danny’s favorite punching bag though is the guy who is exactly like him but 300 pounds heavier: MovieBob.
Bob's Parody of Danny
Danny's response
He's also not very creative with his insults.
IX. Pulp Author
Danny hates people ripping-off others.
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It’s okay when he does it though.
In 2020, Danny released his tale of obese doors and piteous stomachs.
Yes, he really did publish under the pseudonym RazörFist.
If you would like to subjugate yourself to reading this, the book is available here.
His second book is available here.
X. Gröömerfist
Circa 2015, Danny began dating a fifteen-year-old Latina known as Eve. He believed that he finally found his true and honest metalhead GF. Once she turned 18, he had her come to visit him and had her move in with him shortly after.
On February 17, 2021 a mysterious force hacked Danny’s accounts and announced that he’s a coomer.
(Archive)
This mysterious force also deleted all of his accounts.
(Archive)
Danny claimed that it was a “good ol’ fashioned phishing job.”
Shortly after, videos leaked depicting Eve and Danny’s "healthy" relationship.
As Danny attempted damage control and claim that he and Eve were still together; she was selling porn online featuring dudes who were clearly not Danny.
On December 1, 2022 Eve mentioned on her twitter that she started dating a right-wing asshole from 15-20. Who could that be?
(Archive)
She also claimed Danny threatened to sue her for defamation.
(Archive)
Eve has verified her birthday is April 12, 2000.
(Archive)
This was all confirmed by @Chocolate Wombat
XI: Simping 4 Melonie Mac
[Current Arc]
Memes:
Malnourished Bret Hart by @Auntie Fester
Bingo Card by @Dang Woodchucks!
Stolen from Discord Chat
Credit: @Darkrider
Thanks to BlancoMailo for all of the local archives.
His Band
Twitter (Archive)
DeviantArt (Archive)
YouTube
Metal Archives (Archive)
Odysee (Archive)
SocialBlade (Archive)
Tumblr (Archive)
Periscope (Archive)
Last.FM (Archive)
Steam Community
If you want to discuss Elric the Melanated Boner, there's a thread for that too.
RazörFist [POWERWORD: Daniel Paul Harris] is a narcissistic balding hipster journalist LARPing as a metalfag from Phoenix, AZ. Despite being a 40-something-year-old man and still dressing like this.
He is not above mocking individuals in actual bands who dress exactly like him.
(Archive)
While the majority of metal fags are busy having slapfights about why their subgenre of extreme metal is superior, Danny is here to enlighten you Philistines and tell you why Gay LA Music is the superior option.
(Archive)
(Archive)
(Archive)
(Archive)
I. Early Life
Daniel Paul Harris was born on May 31, 1985, in Phoenix, AZ to Paul and Barbara Harris. From what he has shared: he grew up around Phoenix with his sister Kirsten, one of his Mexican neighbors was arrested on TV, he learned to speak Japanese in high school, and later went to college at Walter Cronkite’s School of Journalism (making him a verified journalist). Razorfist will deny that his name is Daniel Paul Harris, so Syntaxion has had the privilege of doxing him.
This private information is unavailable to guests due to policies enforced by third-parties.
II. CaptainSpandex
The earliest traces of Danny on the Internet are his days on DeviantArt under the name of CaptainSpandex. This account is now defunct but was archived by the ED Boys in 2013. It was home to a bunch of Thief fan art and was also the catalyst for his hateboner against the Japanese.
Enter Miss Macy:
Danny tried to begin a relationship with Miss Macy only to find out she was already in a relationship (Coincidentally with another guy named Daniel). This rejection led to Danny acquiring the superpower known as Tard Rage. One he continues to use to this day whenever Japan/Japanese things are mentioned.
(Archive)
(Archive)
(Archive)
(Archive)
Complete with Kojima living rent-free in his head.
(Archive)
(Archive)
III. Mortiferus
According to Metal Archives, from the year 1999-2008, Danny was in a black metal band called Mortiferus. Metal fag kiwis described it as A Blaze in the Northern Sky but with shittier production.
The members of the band were
Possible real name Trey Gardner
Atrox was eventually kicked out of the band and 21-year-old Danny took to his Angelfire website to alert their two fans.
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This led to them recruiting a dude called Ragnvaldr.
IV. Razörfist: The Edgy Gaming Journalist
In 2011, Danny Harris began making video game and movie reviews under the pseudonym RazörFist, a name he stole from a Marvel comics villain. Equipped with his trusty thesaurus, Danny would review games and movies with rapid-fire wordplay reminiscent of Yahtzee Croshaw (with none of the charm). Danny was even too lazy to edit his own videos and enlisted the help of professional monkey butler Terran Gell.
He would often collaborate with other video game reviewers such as Asalieri to grow his channel. He soon caught the attention of Encyclopedia Dramatica.
According to @NotCobalt, his original page was lame. Nevertheless, it pissed Danny off to the point he posted this video on an alt account
ED decided to raid his accounts to see what else they could find.
The ED gang are the ones responsible for finding out his name is Daniel Harris. They also found the story about Miss Macy. Doxed his PSN account to discover he hasn’t played the games he reviewed.
They also found a video featuring Danny jerking off in his bedroom at his parents’ house.
This private information is unavailable to guests due to policies enforced by third-parties.
After seeing what they found about him, Danny went full scorched earth deleting his Facebook, DeviantArt, Xbox accounts, Twitter, LiveJournal, Twitter, and BlogSpot.
He had a few interactions with NotCobalt on Twitter before deleting all replies and blocking him.
If you are ever in doubt of Daniel being a lolcow bring up ED and ask if he ever played those games. You will get blocked.
Even to this day, Danny’s gaming content is pitiful at best, relying heavily upon shitting on something the majority of the gaming populace likes. Such as his constant sperging about FromSoft because they no longer make the games he wants them to make.
(Archive)
(Archive)
Even his fans on discord get tired of his shit:
(Archive)
(Archive)
V. NocturnalCurves
It should be mentioned that during this time Danny was briefly involved with a Canadian girl named Erica known online as NocturnalCurves. Other than fan art and a few appearances on his failed podcast, there is not much to mention about her. Even her digital footprint is nothing of note showcasing her as a girl who likes anime and heavy metal. There has been some speculation from Kiwis that she was groomed (this will be important later). However, in this kiwi’s opinion, Erica was just a girl who fell in love with the wrong sperg.
VI. God Emperor Trump
In 2016, after much procrastination, Danny came out in full support of Donald J. Trump for President. His fanbase grew and Danny pivoted from videos sperging about comics and vidya that he didn’t play to becoming a full-blown political commentator.
Despite being a man in his mid-thirties and having no idea what OSHA is due to not having a real job, Danny’s audience grew.
Of course, this has created a schism. There are the people who watch him because he talks about nerdy consoomer culture and there are the people who watch him for his milquetoast political takes.
VII. ORACLE OF ARIZONA
Danny’s audience has branded him the Oracle of Arizona due to him having phenomenal clairvoyance capabilities. He takes every opportunity to spin around in the bedroom of his parents’ house and tout “fuck you, I was right.”
What are some of his predictions?
(Archive)
(Archive)
September 18, 2020: Danny's prediction on if Biden wins the election.
Archived by Deadman on January 31, 2022: "Russia doesn't have the ambition to invade Ukraine."
April 15, 2022: Danny claims Twitter won't change with Musk in charge.
April 26, 2022: In a rare display of humility, Danny admitted to kinda being wrong. Of course, his prediction was that Twitter wouldn't change, not that Musk wouldn't buy Twitter.
In a now-deleted video (from October 2022), Danny threatens to leave Arizona if Hobbs wins.
On November 8th, Danny posted this video predicting a "Red Wave." On the 9th, he hid it from YouTube.
And then sperged out when people called him out about it.
Snippets from the YouTube Comment Section.
VIII. Feuds
Like any good rage pig, Danny tends to start fights with other retards on the Internet. He’s burned bridges with close friends like Asalieri over opinions on immigration. He’s gotten into arguments with other lolcows such as AngryJoe and Amazing Atheist.
He’s gotten into slapfights with RLM.
(Archive)
He’s even gotten into arguments with real rockstars like that guy from Twisted Sister.
(Archive)
RATIO'D!
(Archive)
Danny’s favorite punching bag though is the guy who is exactly like him but 300 pounds heavier: MovieBob.
Bob's Parody of Danny
Danny's response
He's also not very creative with his insults.
IX. Pulp Author
Danny hates people ripping-off others.
(Archive)
(Archive)
(Archive)
(Archive)
(Archive)
It’s okay when he does it though.
In 2020, Danny released his tale of obese doors and piteous stomachs.
Yes, he really did publish under the pseudonym RazörFist.
If you would like to subjugate yourself to reading this, the book is available here.
His second book is available here.
X. Gröömerfist
Circa 2015, Danny began dating a fifteen-year-old Latina known as Eve. He believed that he finally found his true and honest metalhead GF. Once she turned 18, he had her come to visit him and had her move in with him shortly after.
On February 17, 2021 a mysterious force hacked Danny’s accounts and announced that he’s a coomer.
(Archive)
This mysterious force also deleted all of his accounts.
(Archive)
Danny claimed that it was a “good ol’ fashioned phishing job.”
Shortly after, videos leaked depicting Eve and Danny’s "healthy" relationship.
As Danny attempted damage control and claim that he and Eve were still together; she was selling porn online featuring dudes who were clearly not Danny.
On December 1, 2022 Eve mentioned on her twitter that she started dating a right-wing asshole from 15-20. Who could that be?
(Archive)
She also claimed Danny threatened to sue her for defamation.
(Archive)
Eve has verified her birthday is April 12, 2000.
(Archive)
This was all confirmed by @Chocolate Wombat
XI: Simping 4 Melonie Mac
[Current Arc]
Memes:
Malnourished Bret Hart by @Auntie Fester
Bingo Card by @Dang Woodchucks!
Stolen from Discord Chat
Credit: @Darkrider
Thanks to BlancoMailo for all of the local archives.
His Band
Twitter (Archive)
DeviantArt (Archive)
YouTube
Metal Archives (Archive)
Odysee (Archive)
SocialBlade (Archive)
Tumblr (Archive)
Periscope (Archive)
Last.FM (Archive)
Steam Community
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