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Too save typing up 3 pages worth of the bullshit the Australian government have done I'll attempt to just compact this down to the shit happening in 2020.
In the beginning of 2021 things were starting to look up, the Aussies thought the worst of 2020 was behind us. We still had restrictions but for the most part they were free and cases were down, until the massive fuck up that is the Australian federal and state government let everything go to shit.
1 case causes a snap lockdown in Perth, so how does the rest of the country respond?
Here are the current dictatorship rules for states
Common areas where you must wear a mask include
Police have been given extra power to enforce these rules including being able to send you home and force you to isolate for 14 days
Dogs in shelters being killed so people don't leave their houses
Based truckies are going to be the one to take them down
Police hunting down people who attended a protest
People turning family and friends into police over these rules
Army bought in to enforce lockdown
Anti-lockdown protest leaves 21 pigs "injured"
Unarmed protester shot by police
People protest at QLD border
One arrested for protest
It should be noted that in almost all of Australia anytime you go anywhere you are required to sign in with a government issued QR code.
Edit:
The numbers that triggered all this bullshit
Legitimate numbers or news stories regarding vaccine complications are becoming harder to come by as the government fucked up and now wants everyone to receive the clot shot but here are some stuff that can be found with ease.
AZ claims another life
Government originally told young people to wait for Pfizer, when they fucked up and Pfizer wasn't coming they back flipped and said everyone should get it
They tell you to go get AZ but make you sign a consent form which actually says in it Pfizer is preferred
Trying to implement a vaccine mandate. Get the jab or no freedom for you when that time finally comes
Rightfully so, many people are worried about receiving AstraZeneca vaccine, so what does the government do? Change the name of it to try and trick people into taking the clot shot
In the beginning of 2021 things were starting to look up, the Aussies thought the worst of 2020 was behind us. We still had restrictions but for the most part they were free and cases were down, until the massive fuck up that is the Australian federal and state government let everything go to shit.
1 case causes a snap lockdown in Perth, so how does the rest of the country respond?
Yet after this Aussies were still optimistic, Queensland had just opened it's state border to everyone again, except to Western Australia. Then of course that optimism bites the Aussies in the ass yet again.
Turned out this guy had a super new scary "UK variant" of Covid. So what did the Australian federal government decide to do? Increase the number of international arrivals of course!
On the 21st of Feb vaccinations begin to start and NSW unbans dancing!
On the 2nd of March it was announced that Australia would close it's international borders until the 17th of June.
March 29 Brisbane, Queensland enters a 3 day lockdown.
On March 17 despite Australians having hardly anyone vaccinated, Scotty from marketing decided to send off one million doses of our Astra-Zeneca vaccines to Papa-New Guinea.
March 29 Brisbane, Queensland enters a 3 day lockdown.
Queensland come out of lockdown but take a note from New South Wales and ban dancing
23rd of March Western Australia enter yet another lockdown and 3 more cases of vaccine complications reported.
On 2 April a 44-year-old Victorian man was admitted to a Melbourne hospital when he got serious thrombosis and a low platelet count after getting the AZ vaccine, he got blood clots in multiple organs. Health officials warned everyone if you get headaches or other symptoms 4-20 days after receiving the vaccine to seek help. More cases of clotting was linked to this vaccine.
Four more people suffered complications due to the Covid vaccines.
23rd of March Western Australia enter yet another lockdown and 3 more cases of vaccine complications reported.
By the 6th of May another 5 cases of complications arise from the AZ vaccine.
9th of May New South Wales bring back in the mask mandate.
9th of May New South Wales bring back in the mask mandate.
On May 28th Melbourne residents finally grew some balls and held an anti-lockdown protest.
Victoria enters lockdown, again.
What's gone wrong with Australia's vaccine rollout?
Wankers from Bondi, New South Wales begin the downfall of New South Wales. Everyone over reacts.
At 6:00pm on 26 June the lockdown area in NSW was extended to Greater Sydney, the Blue Mountains, Central Coast and Wollongong, until 11.59pm on 9 July. (HAHAHA). New South Wales bans dancing again.
By the 6th of June only 5 million doses had been administered. Mainly due to the incompetence from Scotty from marketing
What's gone wrong with Australia's vaccine rollout?
June 10 an Australian dies from vaccine complications.
Wankers from Bondi, New South Wales begin the downfall of New South Wales. Everyone over reacts.
24th of June another person dies from vaccine complications.
At 6:00pm on 26 June the lockdown area in NSW was extended to Greater Sydney, the Blue Mountains, Central Coast and Wollongong, until 11.59pm on 9 July. (HAHAHA). New South Wales bans dancing again.
June 27, Darwin enters snap 48 hour lockdown. WA gets heavy handed
By 28 June in New South Wales, the outbreak in Sydney had increased to 130 cases, 124 of them linked to the cluster in Bondi and WA enter lockdown
More states enter lockdown on the 29th
On 7 July in NSW, the lockdown in Greater Sydney was extended for 7 days until 12:01am on 17 July.
On 11 July in NSW, the death of a woman in her 90s, the first COVID-19 death in Australia since mid-April, was reported, that same day another woman died in South Australia due to vaccine complications.
On the 11th New South Wales dictator Gladys Berejiklian also announced further restrictions
July 15 Victoria enters snap 5 day lockdown. This would be the third lockdown in Victoria, just in 2021 alone and the fifth since the start of the pandemic.
On July 17 NSW impose further restrictions on peoples movement.
July 19th New South Wales start to enter more authoritarian levels of shit.
On July 22 two more deaths were linked to the AZ vaccine.
On 24 July 2021, there were anti-lockdown protests in Brisbane, Melbourne, and in Sydney where several people were arrested, 90 infringement notices issued and 57 people were charged. The protest march in Sydney was unauthorised and breached NSW public health orders.
By 29 July in NSW, there were 239 new locally acquired cases of COVID-19, the highest daily number of new infections since the pandemic began. Restrictions were again tightened that day, mostly in Blacktown, Campbelltown, Canterbury-Bankstown, Cumberland, Fairfield Georges River, Liverpool, and Parramatta (the "8 LGAs of concern"), and NSW Police requested 300 Australian Defence Force assistance to help in compliance and logistics.
On 31 July in Queensland from 4pm parts of Queensland enter a snap 3 day lockdown after only 6 locally acquired cases.
On 11 July in NSW, the death of a woman in her 90s, the first COVID-19 death in Australia since mid-April, was reported, that same day another woman died in South Australia due to vaccine complications.
On the 11th New South Wales dictator Gladys Berejiklian also announced further restrictions
On the 11th of July despite people having complications and dying from the crappy vaccine they supplied the Federal government started the "Arm Yourself" campaign (funny coming from a government who takes away their citizens guns and freedom) to encourage people to take the deadly clot shot.
July 15 Victoria enters snap 5 day lockdown. This would be the third lockdown in Victoria, just in 2021 alone and the fifth since the start of the pandemic.
On July 17 NSW impose further restrictions on peoples movement.
July 19th New South Wales start to enter more authoritarian levels of shit.
The same day South Australia follow Gladyators lead
On the 21st of July, New South Wales start extending these stay at home orders to Regional New South Wales who up until this point had been exempt from them but due to people from the lockdown fleeing to the Regional areas to escape the lockdowns Covid was then starting to spread there.
On July 22 two more deaths were linked to the AZ vaccine.
On 24 July 2021, there were anti-lockdown protests in Brisbane, Melbourne, and in Sydney where several people were arrested, 90 infringement notices issued and 57 people were charged. The protest march in Sydney was unauthorised and breached NSW public health orders.
By 29 July in NSW, there were 239 new locally acquired cases of COVID-19, the highest daily number of new infections since the pandemic began. Restrictions were again tightened that day, mostly in Blacktown, Campbelltown, Canterbury-Bankstown, Cumberland, Fairfield Georges River, Liverpool, and Parramatta (the "8 LGAs of concern"), and NSW Police requested 300 Australian Defence Force assistance to help in compliance and logistics.
On 31 July in Queensland from 4pm parts of Queensland enter a snap 3 day lockdown after only 6 locally acquired cases.
On 5 August in Victoria, in response to six new cases in the community, the Victorian Government announced their sixth lockdown, commencing that day at 8pm for seven days. On 11 August the lockdown was extended for 7 days, on 16 August for 14 days with a curfew added, then on 21 August regional Victoria joined Melbourne in lockdown.
The total number of deaths in Australia reached 938 since the beginning of the pandemic in 2020.
By the 9th of July more of NSW enters harsher restrictions.
11th of August, Victoria announce the extension of the lockdown for another 7 days, this will become a common trend amongst all states.
Also on 21 August 2021 there were anti-lockdown protests in Adelaide, Brisbane, Darwin, Melbourne, Perth and Sydney. Up to 4,000 people marched in Melbourne with over 200 arrested. The other protests were much smaller. In Sydney the protest was countered by a pre-planned police response of over 1,500 officers and roadblocks on major roads into the central business district. About 250 protesters got into the city and over 45 people were arrested. One of its main organisers was jailed in NSW the day before the march for breaching public health orders by travelling to Sydney from Queensland
The total number of deaths in Australia reached 938 since the beginning of the pandemic in 2020.
By the 9th of July more of NSW enters harsher restrictions.
11th of August, Victoria announce the extension of the lockdown for another 7 days, this will become a common trend amongst all states.
On 16 August in Victoria, their lockdown, already extended a week, was extended for another 14 days, with an overnight curfew reinstated and an end date of 2 September.
Also on 21 August 2021 there were anti-lockdown protests in Adelaide, Brisbane, Darwin, Melbourne, Perth and Sydney. Up to 4,000 people marched in Melbourne with over 200 arrested. The other protests were much smaller. In Sydney the protest was countered by a pre-planned police response of over 1,500 officers and roadblocks on major roads into the central business district. About 250 protesters got into the city and over 45 people were arrested. One of its main organisers was jailed in NSW the day before the march for breaching public health orders by travelling to Sydney from Queensland
Here are the current dictatorship rules for states
- Obtain food or other goods and services
- for the personal needs of the household or for other household purposes (including pets)
- for vulnerable people
- only one person per household may leave the home to obtain food or other goods and services each day (you may take a dependent person with you if that person cannot be left at home on their own)
- the goods and services must be obtained within the local government area where you live, or within 5km of where you live, but not in an area of concern; unless the goods or services, or their equivalent, are not reasonably available within the local government area where you live, or within 5km of where you live.
- leave home to go to work if
- you cannot reasonably work from home and
- the business is allowed to be open and
- you comply with relevant rules for Covid-19 tests for Sydney workers.
- leave home for education if it is not possible to do it at home
- exercise and take outdoor recreation within your local government area or, if you need to cross into another local government area, stay within 5km of your home
- go out for medical or caring reasons, including obtaining a COVID-19 vaccination.
- You may only travel in a car with other people that you live with, unless it is for
- an emergency
- a compassionate reason
- to provide care or assistance to a vulnerable person
- the car is being used as a taxi or rideshare
- You are allowed to share the car with a person you do not live with (carpool) if you are:
- required to use a vehicle for your work (for example, if you are a police officer working in a team of 2 people)
- ravelling with your nominated visitor ("singles bubble") to exercise outdoors.
- Stay within your local government area. You can cross into another local government area if it is within 5km of your home and it is not a local government area of concern (unless the food or goods or services or their equivalent are not reasonably available locally).
- If travelling by a private vehicle (car), do not share a car with other people you do not live with.
- Only 1 person per household may leave their home each day to shop for food or other goods and services.
- You may take a dependent person with you if that person cannot be left at home on their own.
- Go directly to and from the shops to get what you need. Do not spend time looking at other things.
- have left your home for a reasonable excuse
- are exercising outdoors or have left your home for outdoor recreation, or
- have a reasonable excuse and are leaving Greater Sydney including the Blue Mountains and Wollongong local government areas.
- You may be asked to return to your home by the NSW Police if the police have a reasonable suspicion you are not complying with the stay at home rules.
- You must return home as soon as is reasonably practicable if NSW Police request you to return home.
- You must provide true and accurate information to NSW Police if they ask you to return to your home.
- You must wear a fitted face mask when you are in an indoor area of common property in a residential building that is
- strata titled
- community titled or
- company titled.
Common areas where you must wear a mask include
- a shared foyer or lobby of an apartment block
- lifts, stairwells and corridors
- shared laundry facilities.
- residents and visitors
- building managers, concierge staff and cleaners
- people providing goods and services including tradespeople and contractors
- people delivering food, mail and parcels.
You must not allow a person to visit your home, except if it is
- for permitted work
- for childcare
- to give effect to arrangements between parents and children under 18 or their siblings
- to assist a person to move places of residence
- to avoid an injury or serious risk of harm
- because of an emergency
- to view or inspect property to lease or purchase it.
Police have been given extra power to enforce these rules including being able to send you home and force you to isolate for 14 days
Dogs in shelters being killed so people don't leave their houses
Based truckies are going to be the one to take them down
Police hunting down people who attended a protest
People turning family and friends into police over these rules
Army bought in to enforce lockdown
You cannot leave your home other than for one of the five following reasons:
Victorians may also leave home to visit their intimate partner or their single social bubble buddy outside curfew hours, or in an emergency – including those at risk of family violence at any time.
You must stay within 5km of your home for shopping and exercise. This limit does not apply to permitted work or education, when giving or receiving care, getting a COVID-19 vaccination or visiting an intimate partner or your single social bubble buddy.
You can leave your home in an emergency or if there is family violence.
These actions will protect our loved ones, friends, colleagues, health care workers and the community.
- shopping for necessary goods and services
- caregiving or compassionate reasons, including medical care or to get a covid-19 test
- Authorised work (with a permit) or permitted education
- exercise (once a day for 2 hours)
- to get a covid-19 vaccination (provided the distance travelled, and the time taken is no more than is absolutely necessary)
- authorised work
- health and medical purposes
- care and support of a child or someone with special needs
- in an emergency or to escape harm
Victorians may also leave home to visit their intimate partner or their single social bubble buddy outside curfew hours, or in an emergency – including those at risk of family violence at any time.
You must stay within 5km of your home for shopping and exercise. This limit does not apply to permitted work or education, when giving or receiving care, getting a COVID-19 vaccination or visiting an intimate partner or your single social bubble buddy.
You can leave your home in an emergency or if there is family violence.
These actions will protect our loved ones, friends, colleagues, health care workers and the community.
- Anyone 12 years and over must wear a fitted face mask whenever they leave their home, indoors or outdoors, unless a lawful exception applies.
- Face masks do not need to be worn indoors or outdoors if you are working alone unless another person enters that indoor or outdoor space.
- You can remove your mask in a public place when consuming food, medicine or non-alcoholic drinks.
- Face masks are recommended for primary school aged children, but they are not mandatory.
- Necessary goods and services include supermarkets, pharmacies, butchers, green grocers, bottle shops, petrol stations, post offices, banks, food stores, newsagents, liquor stores, and pet stores. Supermarkets will continue to stay open to allow people to buy food, so there is no need to stock up on groceries. Other retail shops will only be available for delivery or contactless click and collect, and authorised workers may attend onsite to facilitate these orders.
- Cafes and restaurants will only be able to offer take-away and delivery services.
- You can only travel up to 5km from your home for shopping and exercising. You should stay as close to your home as possible, for example, shopping at the nearest supermarket.
- For some people, the nearest essential goods and services will be more than 5km away. In this situation, you may travel beyond 5km to the nearest provider.
- A person is permitted to drive a person with whom they reside, if it is not otherwise practical for that person to leave the house for a permitted reason.
- Only one person per household can leave home to get necessary goods and services. They can leave once a day, which means people can’t make multiple shopping trips. You should limit the time you spend away from home. If you are unable to leave a child, children or a person in your care unattended, they may accompany you. You may accompany someone to shop for support, if necessary, for example, an elderly relative.
- If you are taking a child, children or a person in your care with you when you shop you should not leave them in the car unattended while you shop. Leaving children unaccompanied in a vehicle is an offence in Victoria.
- Hotel and accommodation providers will be able to stay open to support guests already staying onsite. No new bookings can be made, unless for a permitted reason – for example someone who requires accommodation as an authorised worker.
- If you are not at your principal place of residence at the beginning of lockdown, it’s encouraged that you stay where you are for the duration of the lockdown.
- Funerals will be able to go ahead indoors and outdoors with up to ten people, plus those required to conduct the funeral. Weddings will need to be postponed, unless end of life or other exceptional circumstances apply.
- You cannot leave your house for necessary goods and services during the curfew unless they are for health and medical purposes or if you are travelling to or from work as an authorised worker.
- If you live alone or are a single parent you can create a ‘single social bubble’ by nominating one other person to be a part of your bubble.
- You can have the person you form a bubble with visit your home.
- Your nominated person can be from a household or share house, and you are also able to visit them in their home, but only when they are alone. If both you and your single social buddy are single parents, your children can be a part of your bubble.
- You can stay with your intimate partner or bubble buddy while the curfew is in effect, but you must already be at their house when the curfew time begins.
You can leave home to exercise, but there are limits:
- You must not travel more than 5km from where you live to exercise. You must limit your outdoor exercise to no more than 2 hours per day.
- Gyms, pools, community centres, entertainment venues and libraries are closed.
- Outdoor playgrounds, outdoor skateparks and outdoor gym equipment are closed.
- You can exercise with one other person, plus dependants, as long as you both do not travel more than 5km from your home.
- Please use common sense and limit the number of people you see in person right now. It is safer to connect with friends and family using phone calls, social media and video calls.
- If you are exercising with someone else, you should keep at least 1.5 metres distance between you. Don’t hug, kiss or shake hands.
- If you are a parent or guardian who is caring for a child or someone who cannot be left unattended, then they may go with you.
- Recreational activities that require the use of a facility will not be allowed. Facilities such as tennis clubs, bowls clubs, shooting ranges and golf clubs are closed. Outdoor activities that can be undertaken without accessing a facility, such as hunting, are permitted within the 5km and 2 hour limits.
- You cannot leave your house during the curfew for exercise
Anti-lockdown protest leaves 21 pigs "injured"
Unarmed protester shot by police
- 3 person per 4 square metres (for seated activities)
- No communal consumption facilities
- 1 person per 2 square metres (for non-seated activities)
- 1 person per 4 square metres (indoor fitness facilities)
- Seated food and beverage consumption only
- CMP: events of more than 1 000 people
- Shisha ban
- Gathering at home cap: 20 (gatherings at residential premises, including residents of residential premises)
- Private activity cap: 50 (private activities at non-residential premises)
- Masks for high risk settings
- Masks for personal care services (except for the person receiving the service, if necessary for the provision of the personal care service)
- Masks for health care services (except for the person receiving the service, if necessary for the provision of the health care service)
- Masks for passenger transport services
- Masks for indoor fitness facilities (except while exercising)
- Masks for shared indoor public places (except bridal parties during ceremonies)
- Restrictions on dancing and singing
- Private activities with food and beverage consumption whilst standing at 1 person per 2 square metres and approved contact tracing system, cap of 50 (excluding non-residential)
- Private functions with food and beverage consumption whilst standing at 1 person per 2 square metres with approved contact tracing system cap of 150 (at relevant licensed premises)
As of 4pm AEST Friday 20 August, until 4pm AEST Friday 27 August, 11 Local Government Areas in South East Queensland are subject to continued restrictions. These Local Government Areas are declared impacted areas and include the following Local Government Areas:
- City of Brisbane
- Moreton Bay Regional Council
- City of Gold Coast
- City of Ipswich
- Lockyer Valley Regional Council
- Logan City
- Noosa Shire Council
- Redland City
- Scenic Rim Regional Council
- Somerset Regional Council
- Sunshine Coast Regional Council
If you are currently in an impacted area you can leave your home for any purpose.
- A maximum of 30 people are allowed in homes, including the people that live there
- Up to 30 people can gather in public spaces
You must only wear a face mask outdoors when you are unable to stay 1.5 metres away from people who are not from your household. You must also wear a face mask at public transport waiting areas or taxi ranks and in outdoor workplaces unless:
- you are alone or with the members of your household
- you are alone in your car or with the members of your household
- you are eating or drinking
- you are participating in strenuous exercise
- it is unsafe to wear a mask.
You must wear a face mask at all times when you are indoors, including workplaces unless:
There are some other exceptions to wearing face masks, including for children under 12 (unless they are at school in Grade 7) and people with particular medical conditions or disabilities. If in doubt, wear a face mask.
- you can stay 1.5 metres away from others (only in your workplace)
- you are at your residence and there is no one else there except people you live with
- you are eating or drinking
- it is unsafe to wear a mask
There are some other exceptions to wearing face masks, including for children under 12 (unless they are at school in Grade 7) and people with particular medical conditions or disabilities. If in doubt, wear a face mask.
One arrested for protest
There are no longer any capacity restrictions for venues and events. This means private gatherings, concerts, sporting games, and weddings can go ahead at full capacity.
Measures remain in place to keep these events safe:
Businesses require a COVID Safety Plan and must maintain a contact register.
Events with more than 500 patrons are required to complete a COVID Event Checklist or Plan.
Measures remain in place to keep these events safe:
Businesses require a COVID Safety Plan and must maintain a contact register.
Events with more than 500 patrons are required to complete a COVID Event Checklist or Plan.
You can help keep WA safe by checking in at businesses and venues using SafeWA, or by leaving your details on a contact register.
Most businesses and venues are required to maintain a contact register. The WA Government’s SafeWA app is an easy way for people to check-in at businesses. A manual contact register must also be available.
Contact registers are essential in assisting contact tracers to identify people who may have been exposed to a positive case.
Most businesses and venues are required to maintain a contact register. The WA Government’s SafeWA app is an easy way for people to check-in at businesses. A manual contact register must also be available.
Contact registers are essential in assisting contact tracers to identify people who may have been exposed to a positive case.
Travel to and from interstate and New Zealand is permitted as part of WA’s controlled border arrangement, subject to conditions.
Everyone arriving must complete a G2G PASS before travelling.
If you are required to quarantine upon entering WA, the G2G Now app is encouraged to enable virtual quarantine checks.
Everyone arriving must complete a G2G PASS before travelling.
If you are required to quarantine upon entering WA, the G2G Now app is encouraged to enable virtual quarantine checks.
Fuck off no one cares about Tazzie cunts
Edit:
The numbers that triggered all this bullshit
Legitimate numbers or news stories regarding vaccine complications are becoming harder to come by as the government fucked up and now wants everyone to receive the clot shot but here are some stuff that can be found with ease.
AZ claims another life
Government originally told young people to wait for Pfizer, when they fucked up and Pfizer wasn't coming they back flipped and said everyone should get it
They tell you to go get AZ but make you sign a consent form which actually says in it Pfizer is preferred
Trying to implement a vaccine mandate. Get the jab or no freedom for you when that time finally comes
Rightfully so, many people are worried about receiving AstraZeneca vaccine, so what does the government do? Change the name of it to try and trick people into taking the clot shot
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