Careercow Adam White / Chibi / Chibinekodemyx / Aquana / ShinyAquana - Cringeworthy Speedrunner Extraordinaire, Online Predator, Sexual Deviant, Banned from magnet therapy, Has been to Japan and never shuts up about it, made an ass of himself on national Japanese television

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How long will Chibi's Japan Adventure Last?

  • He's never coming back.

    Votes: 32 12.5%
  • 1 year

    Votes: 26 10.2%
  • 6 months

    Votes: 28 11.0%
  • 3 months

    Votes: 32 12.5%
  • 1 month

    Votes: 14 5.5%
  • The job is a scam.

    Votes: 123 48.2%

  • Total voters
    255
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Also Japan just had an election where the Make Japan Great Again party came out of nowhere and made a huge showing, especially with younger people, off a platform of "we need to put limits on foreigners," so I wonder if even Cheeb's is starting to realize that Japan isn't the welcoming Weeb Paradise he thinks it is.
To be fair, the main groups of foreigners in Japan are Chinese and Korean people. Not to mention the pajeets that work at konbinis now. Western white folk probably aren't in as much of danger, at least yet.

Lets hope Chibi can go to japan as it will be another arc. Some facebook screen shots.
Wow, turns out moving to a completely different country when you're fuckin broke is a terrible idea! How did he think it was gonna work if he didn't have a single month of savings available to do this? That the company would just advance a bunch of money to a foreigner that could literally bail at any second with basically zero recourse for them?
 
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With those facebook posts in mind here's a little inside baseball about what I think is happening with Adam and Japan.

Adam has agreed to work at an eikaiwa, or an English conversation school job. In theory it's a job where shy Japanese people can practice practical English in a safe setting. In practice it's a job where the person tries to sell unnecessary textbooks to people who are trying to pad resumes. He might have a few people who want to really practice English, but most of his "clients" will probably be kids who are dumped off after school. One thing is that because eikaiwa is solely a customer facing business, Adam has basically no rights. There are plenty of stories of kids spitting on teachers and telling them to kill themselves, and the companies just tell the teacher to bear it.

Now, I strongly think that Adam is going to work for NOVA, which is the biggest and sleaziest eikaiwa chain. I think this because he was bragging about working "as an independent contractor," which meant he would be able to "keep more money." In practice, NOVA started moving employees over to independent contractor status two or three years ago because that way, they can skirt labor law and don't have to pay for things like insurance or pension. They also have to provide much less suport, as seen by him having such trouble getting his shit in order. As a further consequence, NOVA can fuck with Adam all they want. A few years ago they announced that not only would people who missed lessons due to sickness not be paid, they would have to pay back a penalty fee. Also while most Japanese labor law is pretty strongly in favor of workers, I think that independent status means they can dump Adam whenever they want. Considering his terrible work ethic and bad constitution, both of these are terrible for him. If the people he's teaching decide they think he's a weirdo creep or he's out too much doing cosplay, he might be out a job really quick.

There's been rumors that NOVA might be going bankrupt soon. The first time that happened, people suddenly stopped being paid. If that Facebook is correct, maybe it's happening sooner rather than later.

Adam is absolutely fucked when it comes to finding an apartment, and this is why I think he won't make it at the end of the day . First of all, many if not most landlords will not rent to foreigners at all. Those that do are going to want to meet them to make sure that they can speak Japanese and aren't the typical loser foreigner. It's not surprising that him trying to do everything online has come up with nothing. Most people fresh over just hold their nose and take the overpriced housing their employer helps set up, but I think Adam has already turned that down. Also moving in Japan via a private lease is expensive. Just in order to get the keys people have to pay 5 or 6 times month's rent in gift money to the landlord and real estate agent. Based on the above, he's not going to be able to afford that. Add in that he wants to live in expensive central Tokyo so he can do his faggy anime shit, and he's toast. His best bet now is to find some bedbug infested sharehouse/hostel shithole filled with Nepalise bunkmates.
He better stop his useless spending because Japan is cracking down on tourists and foreigners with work Visas making money from streaming. The government is claiming that it's against the law/visa restrictions that stop from tourists from having an income and it's violation of a work Visa that stops people from working jobs that are outside what the Visa was intended for. Cheebs might get kicked from Japan if he continues to stream and sell insurance in America while he's in Japan. He can thank all these retards who go to Japan to start shit and harass people for content on streams.
This is absolutely true. Getting a work visa in Japan isn't that difficult as long as someone has the basic requirments and doesn't have a criminal record. But the immigration office does stay on top of people. Foreigners have to get a special visa if they want to work part time. People working in schools have to get special permission from the immigration office for school related things like speech contests. Also, banks demand foreign residents provide their foreign registration number so they can report suspicious transactions. His plan isn't going to work like he thinks.

Also takoyaki is so fucking overrated, find some good Japanese food to obsess over you fucking loser.
 
Shoutout to this nigga encouraging him to go at all costs. :story:
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Cheer up, Adam. Nevermind the America-based problems! You still need to figure out how you're going to avoid living in a manga kissa or a tent when you arrive!

He could've had more secure lodgings with a reputable company if he wasn't such a snob about living in the countryside. That's just deliciously ironic, Toobz.

Imagine putting yourself in the poorhouse for a sketchy employer abroad because you want to be closer to where all the BING BING WAHOO is. Common city slicker L.

Also yes, it's common practice for employers not to pay you until your first chunk of work is complete. Welcome, retard.
 
This is why I love chibi as a lolcow. The "I'm such a changed man" speech amidst posts about how he is such a fucking retard with serious money issues after quitting his job a month early, failing to arrange housing, and having no idea what his pay schedule will be like. All that's missing Is him in cosplay @ing some random con sluts.
 
Shoutout to this nigga encouraging him to go at all costs. :story:
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Cheer up, Adam. Nevermind the America-based problems! You still need to figure out how you're going to avoid living in a manga kissa or a tent when you arrive!

He could've had more secure lodgings with a reputable company if he wasn't such a snob about living in the countryside. That's just deliciously ironic, Toobz.

Imagine putting yourself in the poorhouse for a sketchy employer abroad because you want to be closer to where all the BING BING WAHOO is. Common city slicker L.

Also yes, it's common practice for employers not to pay you until your first chunk of work is complete. Welcome, retard.
Unironically this is the kind of shit/risks people would take before the internet. Nowadays people are so risk avoidant that they fear leaving the house with a low phone battery.
 
Holy shit, only Cheebs could fuck everything up this bad. He quit his cushy high paying job with no notice like 2 months in advance, only to end up broke and making nickels off doordash. What was the fucking point? If he took it seriously a couple months ago and kept his job as long as he could, he could've had enough to survive for months and have fuck around money for awhile before having to rely on his new income. Waiting til the last fucking minute to secure a tenant when he expects to rely on that income for survival over there is a classic Chibi move too. What a fucking a mong.
 
Unironically this is the kind of shit/risks people would take before the internet. Nowadays people are so risk avoidant that they fear leaving the house with a low phone battery.
In your early 20's, sure. I knew a bloke who was teaching English for several years while moving all around. Had no savings, but his family was well off with their own business that he could go work for at any time or start studying nearby.

Compare this to mid 30's chibi who left his job which was very well paying (for an autist failure like him).
 
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Wow, turns out moving to a completely different country when you're fuckin broke is a terrible idea! How did he think it was gonna work if he didn't have a single month of savings available to do this?
That's how I got started teaching abroad, granted the school had a dorm I could crash at for the first few months until I saved up enough for a lease on an apartment.
If he took it seriously a couple months ago and kept his job as long as he could, he could've had enough to survive for months and have fuck around money for awhile before having to rely on his new income.
That would require budgeting, which he sucks at. And with the launch of the switch 2 any potential savings he would have had would be long gone.
 
I'm confused by Chibi implying the job is a scam because they don't pay til the end of the month. I know some places pay weekly and others do a 4-week rolling payment, but I don't think I've ever heard of a regular job giving you money before you've even started working for them.

Was Adam really under the impression he was gonna get his first month's salary upfront on arrival in Tokyo? Does he not have a financial buffer in place to tide him over, like any sensible person would have even if they were only moving to a new city, never mind a different country?

I knew he wouldn't properly prepare for this, but good grief...
 
Was Adam really under the impression he was gonna get his first month's salary upfront on arrival in Tokyo?
He could be expecting reimbursement of travel expenses or a housing stipend so he can have funds to get settled.

From my experience teaching abroad, the travel expenses get reimbursed at the end of the contract, and while schools don't shell out money to help you settle, they will have someone give you a quick tour and help get your basics sorted (bank account, phone plan, maybe translate for landlords when house hunting).
 
The most absolutely fascinating part of this to me is that he had a job making $80/k a year for several years while living with parents... and still has zero savings.
Jesus, he threw away 80k just to become a cram school monkey? He could have just bought a Japanese summer home and take yearly vacations out there with that income!
How? What the fuck was he spending the money on?
Nintendo merch and vacations to Japan, i presume. Also Chibi strikes me as having poor work ethics so I think he takes a lot of unpaid time off too.

Also, the fuck was his last job so I can apply?
 
Lets hope Chibi can go to japan as it will be another arc. Some facebook screen shots.
He... he can't be this stupid. He's planning on moving to another country, and he's saying he's still not ready?
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Cheer up, Adam. Nevermind the America-based problems! You still need to figure out how you're going to avoid living in a manga kissa or a tent when you arrive!
Yeah, just ignore the stagnant Japanese economy that people are no closer to fixing now than they were 30 years ago.
 
The most absolutely fascinating part of this to me is that he had a job making $80/k a year for several years while living with parents... and still has zero savings.
Minor correction: He's been moved out of his mom's house for a long time and sharing an apartment with his (less autistic) brother. It is speculated his mom helped him pay for the deposit on the place, but he's been paying the rent.
How? What the fuck was he spending the money on?
Off the top of my head:
  • Student debts from his Full Sail degree he has done nothing with
  • His first trip to Japan cost about $10k because he went with a tour group for literal retards
  • 3 subsequent trips to Japan for varying lengths of time
  • Various therapists
  • Manchild merch (cosplay outfits, keyblades, Donkey Kong jacket etc)
  • Switch 2 and assorted BING BING WAHOO accessories
  • Suspected crippling OnlyFans addiction (unconfirmed)
He probably did have a modest savings pot at some point but that's long since been spent on Japan trips and his last 2 months of borderline-unemployment.
 
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