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I’ve noticed that certain markets do not use this style at all or very seldom. They tend to be things centered around luxury and large foreign customer bases. It’s almost like this absurd art movement doesn’t actually appeal to anyone or make a memorable impact. For example, Delta Air Lines consistently uses real people in their marketing images:

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I notice that the biggest offenders are companies that aim to offer some kind of web service. This makes me wonder if it’s all tied to accessibility. Like some absurd accessibility study told website designers that photographs are bad and we have to replace everything with posterized art. These companies also tend to have very weak brand power, relying on a catchy name rather than a logo or symbol.
 
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Biofreeze has a YouTube ad of a black cyclist turning into animated globohomo. It's repulsive, and the segment might be AI-generated, it doesn't even feel like a human made it.
 
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ToroidalBoat said:
relevant repost:
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We Russians had this shit, too, we called it "the Dulles plan" and it was sourced from a Soviet book, an ethnic Russian traitor character being the fictional author.

The difference: the hoax was spiked pretty fast, back in the 90s when it originated, and in 2023 only retarded Christians (this is an intersection, not an insult) repost it in their hugboxes on vk. Capitalists however furiously masturbate to anything that'd absolve them of the blame for troonism, then switch to the next tab for tranny porn.
 
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