Bob Chipman / Robert Lewis Chipman / MovieBob / Game OverThinker - "Coastal Elite Thinker" who wants conservatives, Christians and manual workers eradicated. Universally ignorant; cannot tell reality from sci-fi. Sore loser with short fuse. Odious Disney shill. Tranny chaser and general creep. Fat and diabetic.

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Though in the old days, it was far more common for people to share the same house anyway. I don't know what made things change,
Back-in-the-day you could move out of the house but stay in the family circle because you didn't have to leave the local area for a job, there was a local one that employed you just like your Dad, and his Dad, and his Dad..... so your house was just down the street from Mom and Dad's You could still raise a family, have a life, all that stuff, but, be there when Dad needed help as he got older.


"Leave that backwards Podunk and move to a place where you can live a REAL life" thinking that put and end to it is a product of industrialization being replaced with the service economy that not only underpays and underperforms, but, atomizes the populace to the corners of the country where traditional family connections, even with the internet, really can't be maintained.

Sending Dad an Uber and paying for it with Vemo doesn't replace doing the thing yourself. But the fact you CAN means there isn't any incentive for those who profit off the current model to make any changes.
 
"Leave that backwards Podunk and move to a place where you can live a REAL life" thinking that put and end to it is a product of industrialization being replaced with the service economy that not only underpays and underperforms, but, atomizes the populace to the corners of the country where traditional family connections, even with the internet, really can't be maintained.
That worked in the 70's if you had a community to go to. If you lived in a podunk town but had sugar in your gastank there's no way in hell you would end up likining it back home. You could move to the big city with the rest of the chomos. That's the point - finding a community. Now it's just an eternal adolescence for redditors.

You can't even make the argument that the vibrant food is worth it for a trip to the big city. You have an iphone, you have amazon, you have youtube: google the recipe, order the ingredients and BAM! you're making authentic sri-lankan food in your basement.

Things are looking rough and only communities will survive in the end. Individual economic units will be the first to go.
 
It's astounding how Bob still has a naive view of any major entertainment industry (especially post Me-Too) as this utopia where he will have complete creative control, unlimited budget, and access to any actor he feels necessary. Making big movies requires much collaboration and in many instances, the director doesn't even get to write the story, much less control all the other things.

Anyone who has owned at least a few DVDs decades ago is familiar with the idea that there are deleted/unfinished scenes and content that never made it in because they didn't have the time/budget for it, or an actor/the cgi department was out of commission for it. Anyone who's studied filmmaking or game development knows that great content came out of productions that were a complete disjointed mess that just so happened to congeal together into something decent in the eleventh hour.

And that's before you get into studio executives putting you on tight leashes as far as how much money you make, how little you lose, and other things like merchandising opportunities and even audience retraction and a whole bunch of other things someone who just wants to make decent products never wants to concern themselves with.

Not to mention the fact that harsh, nit-picky, outrage-driven critics (which Bob should be well familiar with) will, by law, be allowed to have a say on what they thought of your movie, to mention nothing of the even less fair and forgiving greater customer base beyond that.
 
20Jul#01
Bobby might be starting to make peace with the reality that he will never break out in Hollywood. But that of course doesn't mean he'd stop settling imaginary scores.
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What a terminal case of Main Character Syndrome.
You really led with a banger today, with one of those rare posts where Bob actually shows the sad and broken little man he is underneath all the bravado.

Truly, nothing highlights Bob's defective mind better than something like this. He once again blames every outside force for his lack of success in getting a foot in the door in Hollywood, using language reminiscent of his classic "the future I EARNED" post. He bemoans the fact that he'll never get a chance to do "real" work instead of continuing to slum it on YouTube, completely disregarding the many people that have made a comfortable living there by producing actually good videos to watch, as well as those that have actually made it to the traditional business through their work. And then, to top it all off, he throws in some revenge fantasy about how he wants to ruin the lives of those nebulous groups that somehow managed to prevent him from, I dunno, getting a screenwriting gig?

Bob, buddy, I hate to break it to you, but you're just not that good. You can be an unlikable asshole and still get work in showbiz, but you generally have to back it up with the quality of your work (or get really good at asskissing the higher-ups). Fifteen years of being online, and what do you have to show for yourself? Mediocre views, a dwindling Patreon, and not much else. Anything beyond sitting at your desk and reading a script, you produced ages ago, and it remains a laughingstock. You refuse to collaborate with anyone, or maybe nobody wants to collaborate with you because you're so damn toxic that they don't want to take a hit. The best gig you have going for you is doing Wikipedia searches for MatPat's former empire, which you cling to like it actually makes you relevant (when nobody would even know you worked on it if not for a mention in the video description). And to top it off, you waste the vast majority of your day just complaining about everything to the other terminally-online losers of Bluesky.

It's time to face facts, Bobbo: You were never going to make it, and no amount of chest-thumping about how you're totally super cool will change that.
20Jul#03
Bobby now thinks that MCU firing James Gunn is a "big canary" of their post-Endgame failure.
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How come the all-knowing Kevin Feige failed recognized the "big canary"? :story:
James Gunn did practically nothing for the MCU outside of the GotG movies (he has a few credits for some second unit directing, but that's basically it). He was not this tremendous linchpin holding the entire thing together. Anyone could have told you that audience momentum was going to peter out after you gave them an exit point; they literally called the movie Endgame, for fuck's sake! Disney's mistake was assuming that number would go up forever and plowing straight ahead anyway.

And quit pinning the Disney+ blame on Chapek, Bobby. Iger was behind the push for streaming, Chapek was just doing as he was told and then became a convenient fall guy when it failed to work like Iger wanted. Man with his finger on the pulse of the industry, everyone!
20Jul#06c
Indeed to tell Genocide Bob to stop namesearching himself is harder than to tell jews to stop genocide.
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I hope everyone enjoys the Twitter monkeys screencap, because like anything Bob enjoys, he is going to spam the hell out of it for at least the next couple of months.
20Jul#07
Tron
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As @Gaear Grimsrud pointed out, Hollywood would rather reboot anything that has even the slightest bit of brand recognition that might help its box office instead of gambling on something completely new. It's not because some suit is just really into the idea of Tron and wants to make it happen regardless of how well it does, it's literally just a calculated business decision. Granted, that decision didn't work out so great last time, but nobody said Hollywood execs are smart.
20Jul#14
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Ah so that's why Trump is so eager to open the borders and lets illegals in, because his wealthier supporters need slaves that they won't pay full wages for... Sorry I think I got things mixed up.
These people are so utterly retarded, I don't even know how to respond. So rather than illegal labor they can pay pathetic wages to under the table and they can abuse them as much as they want because they live in fear of being deported, businesses are actually really excited to have...teenagers instead? And as I recall, it was actually Uber and their ilk that were not happy about having to pay gig workers actual wages; that cost had to get passed onto the consumer, of course, but most consumers would just stop ordering food at that point.

My brain hurts. Imagine this being your default mental state. Christ on a cracker.
20Jul#19
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Good luck enforcing that, considering that (to my knowledge) there's still no way of knowing if a particular model has been trained on a particular work. Sure, you can guess, but when things get so mixed up and scrambled together, the influence of any one particular item becomes minimal at best. But keep seething, Bob, it'll remain amusing to me.
 
[2025.07.20-11]
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Wat?
Correct me if I'm wrong, but hasn't the Democratic Party been actively finding ways to destroy the American empire for the past 197 years?



[2025.07.20-13]
Mehdi Hassan: "You're a little bit more than a far-right Republican."
Young white man: "Hey, what can I say?"
Mehdi Hassan: "I think you'd say, 'I'm a fascist'"
Young white man: "Yeah I am!" (crowd cheers) "Hee hee HA HA HA!!!!!"
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The reason Moviebob claims that debates are stupid is likely because Moviebob's has never won any, online or in-person.



[2025.07.20-15] CIA plant says Orange Man Bad.
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And if Trump were a Democrat whose words provoked the same actions, he would be labelled as a hero.



[2025.07.20-17] If you vote for someone endorsed by AOC, you are indeed a moron.
Obvious statement is obvious.

"'The people' have no will worth considering"? I swear I did Nazi that one coming in a discussion featuring Moviebob.

Note what Reply Guy says: not that "people have no will", but "people have no will worth considering". Is that what kids call "fascism"?
It's only fascism if their will doesn't fully comport with Democratic Party.
 
Bob needs to face the fact that he's just too flagrantly unlikable, with no charisma or anything to offset it, to be palatable to the majority of people. That, more than anything, is why he never became a Hollywood bigshot, or whatever the fuck his aspirations are.
At the end of it all, Bob is a fucking nobody that barely anyone gives a shit about. No Hollywood exec is going to look at this retard with less than 50k active viewers and decide that he's going to be the next Spielberg. Bob will have to accept the fact that he peaked back in 2011 as a third-rate Nostalgia Critic/AVGN and that he'll never amount to anything meaningful. Or at least he would if he weren't such a narcissist.
 
Bobby might be starting to make peace with the reality that he will never break out in Hollywood. But that of course doesn't mean he'd stop settling imaginary scores
What a load of self important bullshit. "The real work I was meant for"? Robert, you meant to work in a fish processing plant in Boston. This guy thinks he's a languishing brilliant diamond in the rough, just waiting to be ushered into Hollywood back lots to pitch ideas and watch things come together through the labor of others. What a fucking joke. I hate how happy i am to read how much of a sad sack he is.
 
What a terminal case of Main Character Syndrome.
you're not Grover, Bob. He's sweet and cuddly.

20Jul#06f
In desperation Bobby digs out one-week old tweets by Maul Cop.
I thought it was impossible to genocide white people, bob, just as it's impossible to be racist against them and impossible to bully a bully? Russians and Ukrainians are both huwhite.


This is someone who profoundly misunderstands when the Apocalypse/End of Times is supposed to happen because Jesus himself said he doesn't know when. So there is no "pushing back the apocalypse" in ANY of the Gospels.

20Jul#15
CIA plant says Orange Man Bad.
of course the commie says orange man bad
It's time to face facts, Bobbo: You were never going to make it, and no amount of chest-thumping about how you're totally super cool will change that.
If Bob were a "driven" narcissist autist instead of a lazy narcissist autist, he might have actually gotten somewhere by now. But no, here he is doing the equivalent of making plywood fake airplanes for his cargo cult, worshipping the god of Consoom, and if he consooms the correct thing and votes Blue No Matter Who (and avoids Wrongthink ™️ ), then the god of Consoom will grant Hollywood legit work upon him and great riches.
 
Bobby might be starting to make peace with the reality that he will never break out in Hollywood. But that of course doesn't mean he'd stop settling imaginary scores.
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What a terminal case of Main Character Syndrome.
Oh Bob, I've said time and again that your failures are the fault of your own laziness and stupidity, the fact that you did nothing with the little fame you had to produce your own works that could have earned you some money and brought you to the next step. So instead, I'll focus on something else

If you ever got to Hollywood, you would fail to produce anything because you're incapable of it. You would half-ass a script, be told you need to make changes to it, and then not do them because a second draft is beyond you. If you were given a directing job, the cast and crew would run over you because you're too much of a coward in real life to stand up to anyone. If you were a producer, you'd blow all the money on useless shit and then get arrested for attempted rape while trying to casting couch some chick.

This, Bob, what you're doing now, is what you were meant for. You have the future you earned. Congratulations.
 
21Jul#01
Bobby tells on himself.
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21Jul#02
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I presume the elimination of rural superstition and bigoty starts by forcing people watch Gunnman, Clockwork Orange style.

21Jul#03
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21Jul#04
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The coon immediately ate what it spat out. I wish there were a raccoon counterpart of St. Peter to warn them against that.


21Jul#05
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21Jul#06
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21Jul#07
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21Jul#08
Bobby brags about guessing things right, again.
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21Jul#09
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If Kevin Feige were the prescient chessmaster in Bobby's imagination, why would Fantastic 4 need a reboot?

21Jul#10
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21Jul#11
Leave Kevin Feige alone! You bastards!!
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21Jul#12
Take that! Snyder fans!
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21Jul#13
Is Ari Aster's new movie the Crash for the George Floyd generation?
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21Jul#14
Cartoon
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God, it annoys me how Bob acts like making his fanboyish love of certain superhero movies, and the people who make them, an integral part of his online persona just didn't happen and everybody's imagining it.
It's his typical defense: "Ha, I was just pretending to be retarded", "it was just a prank BRO" (he used this one when he and younger chipman contacted some guy's work to get him fired because he dared to read bobby's book on youtube and laugh at the retard).

His own side saw right through him. I particularly liked his interactions with Shane where he rolls his eyes and calls him "Robert". That one must have stung extra hard because bobby still RT and QT him even when Shane ignored him through and through. In leftist circles he really was the friend no one liked and he was not even big enough (pun intended) to backstab to get some clout. Bob is such a perfect bugman.


Fuck off, nigger. Or better yet, tell me, what did you like about VB? No seriously, tell me, because I watched the shit out of the first 2 seasons when it was still on youtube. I had "everybody is free" as my ringtone for a couple of months. But hey! You're a big shot movie critic, tell me, what did you like about the show? and no word salads or wikipedia soundbites.
 
[2025.07.21-01] Bobby tells on himself.
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Yes, Moveibob is telling on itself. Moviebob has always been stupid, evil, irrational, ignorant, unreasonable... (not to mention angry, hateful, obscene, selfish, annoying, arrogant, inciteful, Hitlerian, narcissistic...)

While we're on the subject of telling on one's self...
[2025.07.21-02]
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Nice to know that @nobraincells is a rather appropriate name for that account.

I presume the elimination of rural superstition and bigoty starts by forcing people watch Gunnman, Clockwork Orange style.
It could be far, far worse. The could be forced to watch Moviebob's videos ad infinitum after having their eyelids surgically removed (without anesthesia, of course), thereby making it literally impossible for them to close their eyes for any amount of time.



[2025.07.21-03]
(Moviebob: "Hallowed be Obama's name.")

No need for the image.
 
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Was reading this...

And thought of how Bobby absolutely absorbed this lesson from Jon Stewart’s era.
Stewart wasn’t just mocking Republicans; he was reshaping how Democrats thought, spoke, and saw the world. He introduced a generation to the idea that being smug was synonymous with being right. That sarcasm was substance. That having a punchline was the same as having a point.​
 
[Jon Leibowitz] introduced a generation to the idea that being smug was synonymous with being right. That sarcasm was substance. That having a punchline was the same as having a point.
"The medium is the message and the massage", hence in movies, having a lot of quips is equivalent to having a plot.
 
21Jul#01
Bobby tells on himself.
It DOES make him a VERY bad person if he wants to "Minority Report" minecraft the potential bad people. The person asking him why they became bad people is making a good point; but Bob ignores it because to him it is irrelevant. He is not interested in remedial pre-emptive preventative measures to ensure people don't turn out "bad". He is only interested in the kind of solution that comes out of a submachine gun. Or a Final Solution, if you will. Which is flawed,because Bad People can pop up out of ABSOLUTELY EVERYWHERE, and killing Bad People ™️ does not guarantee that Bad People cannot rise from being spawned by the Good People ™️ .

Bob's a fucking dumbass eugenicist, the stupidest kind ever, with the worst possible eugenicist theory, and he can't see it because he is too stupid to. Bob IS stupid, thus this automatically makes him a Bad Person ™️ according to his OWN definition, regardless of his protests to the contrary. Performatively wanting to save the precious PeeOhCees, Speds, Troons, and Bundles of Sticks from Minecraft is not enough to mark him as "Good" ™️ . And not all the Stupids ™️ as he classifies them, even want to minecraft the minorities. Not even a majority of them.

Bottom line bob: If you want to Minecraft people that have done neither you nor your troon cousin nor your sped niblings nor your azn BiL nor Lesser Bro's Gay Best Friend wrong nor do they want to do them wrong, you are a Bad Person ™️ .

I mean, technically the 2008 crash was ultimately Clinton's (and Barney Frank and Chris Dodd) doing, but Obama did NOTHING to alleviate or solve the problem. But him doing his 'apology tour' (setting the stage for Justin Trudeau to parrot the idiotic behaviors) and then telling Dmitri Fucking Medvedev he'd have "more flexibility" after the 2008 election is definitely super-sus.
Animals do not NEED a Concept of God. They know who their creator is. Animals can see things we can't (re: Balaam's donkey saw the angel that was standing in the way LONG before Balaam did). Animals are not in a state of NEEDING any sort of religion; they did not sin, they are not accountable as people are. Bob can rest easy; there's no possibility of a raccoon or anything else starting to worship Bob or the guy in the story.

The coon immediately ate what it spat out. I wish there were a raccoon counterpart of St. Peter to warn them against that.
I know it's an object lesson but dogs are regurgitators as is most of the dog family; in the wild, this is how their ancestors - wolves - feed their pups solid food: they throw up. Sows wallow in mud to keep cool - since pigs are incapable of sweating. The mud also protects them from the sun. I guess it's an illustration of how you can't change the nature of some things (or people). You can wash off a muddy pig, but at the end of the day it's still a pig and still needs to wallow in mud (and thus be "dirty"). The dog eats vomit because it's instinctual, even if as a pet dog it never got fed that way as a puppy since somewhere down the line they lost the need to regurgitate food because people were feeding the puppies directly.

21Jul#13
Is Ari Aster's new movie the Crash for the George Floyd generation?
Does Bob mean the 1996 David Cronenberg Crash, or the 2004 Paul Haggis Crash? I'm thinking the latter due to the racial overtones in it.

You're a big shot movie critic, tell me, what did you like about the show? and no word salads or wikipedia soundbites.
unfortunately, Bob, especially when he's sperging out, is completely incapable of NOT speaking in meandering, rambling, circle-jerk screed, filled with run-on sentences, composed entirely of word salad.
 
Apparently Chuck-E-Cheese is making arcades for adults now after closing them all before. How long until Bob starts bleating about how his childhood is saved again or something? [Nevermind that he's probably going to get thrown out of one of these for being so drunk he passes out, if you ask me.]
 
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