Christopher Vito Gesualdi / Vito / Vaedophile / CringleJingle / Co-Host of the "The Biggest Problem in the Universe" Reboot - Self-admitted paedophile, least funny comedian, lolicon artist, shotacon consumer, spousal abuser, snuff distributor and pet of Dick "Juju the cow" Masterson. Follows accounts making CGI of teenagers and generates AI images of lolicon hentai covers.

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Will physical copies of the fat nonce book be delivered by Halloween (Year 2025 edition)?

  • YES. He will fulfill his promises and Eric July will be epically lynched!

    Votes: 11 3.9%
  • NO. Also he is fat.

    Votes: 270 96.1%

  • Total voters
    281
Dude when was the last fuckin time you saw vito without a hat on? Shit he probably needs it that fat bowling ball of a head he's got would get burnt to a crisp in that California sun. I honestly thought Dick would have the better judgement to shitcan this obese freak already, but that guy hasn't had a brain rattling in his swelled up mexican head in a decade.
 
Vito receives a personal visit from SchizoSeanTV, who appears to be an a-log of his; Riley's YouTube channel has both the POV recording from SchizoSeanTV and an excerpt from his livestream. Vito rings the police over the alleged trespassing, leading to SchizoSeanTV staying on the public sidewalk (but still rings Vito's doorbell and flees):
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Obligatory PPP:

"He's FAT!"
 
Did Diddler Don Herrera orchestrate this, in order to expedite the breakup of The Biggest Pedos in the Universe podcast?
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Has there been a "practicing libertinarian" who talked shit and didn't mind if someone pranked him?
To be honest I still don't really understand what a Libertarian even is. Best I can tell it's a political ideology based entirely on blending NIMBY hedonism with SovCit autism.
I know he's a lowcow, but I'm still astonished to see a grown ass man wear a bluey tshirt. Especially with the pedo allegations :cryblood:
If pressed I guarantee he'd say he's wearing it ironically, and actually you're the pedo for trying to make a kid's cartoon into a sex thing. It's all so tiresome, chat.
I honestly thought Dick would have the better judgement to shitcan this obese freak already,
Vedo is here to stay until such times as Juju finds an even better punching bag to replace him. I dunno who would be better suited than a fat, ugly, unfunny, bald pedo, but it's LA so anything's possible.
 
I know he's a lowcow, but I'm still astonished to see a grown ass man wear a bluey tshirt.

You'll see quite a lot of grown ups wearing Bluey t-shirts, if you watch police bodycam footage. They're the t-shirt of choice for saggy old negresses to wear when they're getting arrested for shoplifting at Walmart.
 
Vito receives a personal visit from SchizoSeanTV, who appears to be an a-log of his; Riley's YouTube channel has both the POV recording from SchizoSeanTV and an excerpt from his livestream. Vito rings the police over the alleged trespassing, leading to SchizoSeanTV staying on the public sidewalk (but still rings Vito's doorbell and flees):

what's with terminally online assholes and that all-upper-body-fat body shape? is that the result of spending all day every day in a gamer chair? is it uniquely American?
 
I thougt that the Bluey shirt is just his usual millenial nostalgia bullshit but apparently that show premiered in 2018 and now I'm genuinely weirded out.
You should be. Every now and then some weird article pops up in A&N about the author wanting to fuck the father dog or some other not even disguised lusting over one of the characters. Vedo probably wants to fuck the child dog.
 
For the benefit of all the people bringing it up, I think Harm was joking when he said Vedo was 52, because he looks so fucking busted. I'm pretty sure he's actually in his 30s.
what's with terminally online assholes and that all-upper-body-fat body shape? is that the result of spending all day every day in a gamer chair? is it uniquely American?
If anything he's positively svelte for an American, this is the terminally online physiognomy and it's pretty universal.
 
To be honest I still don't really understand what a Libertarian even is. Best I can tell it's a political ideology based entirely on blending NIMBY hedonism with SovCit autism.
True enough, I don't think I ever saw an independent* libertarian spout bullshit. Those who do are usually living with their parents, and teenagers.

By the way, I really wish I could see a cage match between the "No One Likes the Biggest Problem in the Universe". Melton v Vito!
 
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