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[Harm]

Christopher "CringleJingle" Gesualdi, best known as the obese pedophile who glorified a years-long campaign of harassment towards Eric July, has had the tables turned on him as an a-log has run up on Vito outside his house. The 52 year-old unwed man with no children would confront the troll while wearing a Bluey shirt:



Despite celebrating similar stunts pulled on Eric July, and repeatedly making light of having been doxed on Kiwi Farms by (((@Harm))) in 2023, Vito melted down over the confrontation and called the police to save him (who didn't arrest anybody).

Come discuss the full video and how this will delay Superkiller by another 3 years.
Editor's note: Vito's real age may vary. It's your prerogative if you care enough to verify if he's really 52 years old.

 

[DoNotFeedTheSneed]

We now have definitive proof that @Claudio Hernández Castañeda jerks off to cub porn. (HIGHLY NSFL).

Spoiler: Archives

Here are some comments on the offending image. You can find it on page 2 of Claudio's e621 favorites. (Archive) (NSFL)
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Furthermore, the image in question (of which there are 3) was made by a babyfur artist.

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https://www.furaffinity.net/user/acstlu/

@Claudio Hernández Castañeda

You are a pedophile. Kill yourself.

Archive. You’ll see the offending image.

Okay then, when you search "fav:Gonebythedust cub" on e621, it shows one post and 7 posts that require a log-in to see:

L/A

I made a burner e621 account to see what Claudio favorited was so bad that it was automatically blacklisted for normal viewers, and well:

Spoiler: Haram text descriptions + tags

No images since I'm not sure if it's okay to copy-paste them here, so I've gone with text descriptions of each image.
In order from oldest to newest:
Spoiler: Posted in 2010 The only heterosexual post in this list, an anthro version of Bambi having sex with an anthro version of Faline. This is where the "adolescent-on-adolescent" tag comes from

L/A Spoiler: Posted in 2013 A male anthro dog having sex with a male anthro rabbit (the rabbit is on top) which comes from Inkbunny, according to the source:

L/A Spoiler: Posted in 2015 A male anthro dinosaur having sex with a very-young looking male anthro lizard

L/A Spoiler: Posted in 2016, 1 I'm putting these two together because they both appear to be from the same comic:
This is Bowser Jr. (unchanged in design except a penis is added) raping a tied-up and blindfolded Bowser, these are also both from Inkbunny according to the source:

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2/A Spoiler: Posted in 2016, 2 These two seem to be related, so I'm putting them under the same spoiler.
The first image is a Riolu eating a Lucario's ass, the second (and most recent image) is similar to the first but the Riolu is jerking off. These two were also posted on Inkbunny, looking at the source. According to the tags, these two Pokémon are brothers!

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If you hate cub so much Claudio, why did you keep these degenerate images tagged as cub in your e621 favorites? I already miss when you were getting called a cubfur for just the Maya and Worriz pics, this is a thousand times worse

Discuss here.

 

[LiquidChrisRespecter]

Adam White AKA Cheebs, a manchild famously too autistic and minor-attracted for the speedrunning community; is facing yet another setback in his quest to work for pennies in glorious Nihon.

Since quitting his allegedly lucrative AT&T job far too early and taking a needless vacation to Japan, he has placed his USA room up for rent and taken some odd jobs in anticipation of moving. There are currently no takers for his room and Adam has less than one month to go.

There is no indication of whether he's secured lodgings abroad and he plans to supplement his English Teaching income by also remotely selling insurance in a US timezone.

He is seemingly surprised to learn that employers do not pay you the millisecond you join the company and is questioning the legitimacy of his JP employer on that basis.

チビ君の奇妙な冒険を楽しみたい者はここにクリックしてください!

 

[Jotch]

The lost life is strange episodes have been found and are hosted on the MATI website.

Post in thread 'Lost "Life is Strange" MATI episodes bounty'

Monday at 9:33 PM

play kiwi farms ss13 every saturday at 7 PM eastern


Full bounty has been disbursed, this bounty is now closed.
I will work on getting things set up in torrent sometime tomorrow.

https://madattheinternet.com/2025/07/21/life-is-strange/

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[D_Tractor]

Smarthome company Futurehome CEO threatens to call the cyberpolice and the state police on Louis Rossmann

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/escape-from-new-york-louis-rossmann-edition.124966/post-22048422

 

[Markass the Worst]

Eevee, one of the associates of the pedophile zoophile ring known as Floraverse, wrote a blog post about being statutorily raped as a minor in the furry fandom.
https://kiwifarms.st/threads/melani...ash-hazel-woods-floraverse.5567/post-22048732
Summary:

So basically he was groomed and statutorily raped by furries when he was 16, but he's most mad at the "gossip ring" that talked about it. Also don't you dare call him a pedophile even though he's a part of Floraverse.

Also there's no mention of how these incidents reflect on the furry fandom as a whole, rather he gets vaguely mad at people who *checks notes* didn't ask him if he was okay(?) and angrily accuses everybody involved (including people who point out that having sex with minors is bad) of not actually caring about minors and just wanting to be "nasty" to people "they were allowed to be nasty to".

 

[Blackstar]

Ozzy Osbourne has passed away, weeks after his final concert. TMDNWU toobz

 

[LikeAStone 2.0]

Trisha Paytas has announced the birth of her newest child…

…who she decided to unironically name Aquaman.

 

[Osama Bin Laden]

Ozzy Osbourne has passed away, weeks after his final concert. TMDNWU toobz

KingCobraJFS has responded to the news.


Edit: Asmongold's dad has cancer. His mom is already dead.

 

[Breadbassket]

Ironmouse, a popular English vtuber, has publicly announced she has quit the company she worked under, VShojo, due to said company owing her unpaid finances and not donating a large sum of money to a charity they claimed to have.

In an update to this happening, VShojo has blown up as most if not all of the VTubers affiliated with them have left. Issues stemming from money and corporate trust appear to be a common factor in their exit.

One of the talents confronted the JP CEO on a live stream:

As of now, all of the VTubers on the affiliate list for VShojo's X account are gone:


As of April 2025, the organization that claimed to be talent-first had 17 members with a combined 6.4 million followers on Twitch and a combined 7.5 million subscribers on YouTube so this is a significant event for VTubing as a whole.

 

[FatMebius]

Shunsaku Tamiya, the chairman of Tamiya (A company that makes model kits, Mini 4WDs, and various tools and adhesives) has passed away at the age of 90.

Our scale model thread.

 

[FatMebius]

In happier news, to I suppose the five retards like me who were even morbidly curious about this obscure dumb shit-canned cartoon, all 52 episodes of an animated adaptation of the Hasbro property Micronauts have been found. Currently, they're on the Internet Archive. For context, this cartoon was announced at a trade show, had some stills shown off, and then never materialized. The cartoon is aggressively childish and I wouldn't say is good. But, hey. It's there.

Western animation thread.

 

[WelperHelper99]

Gun News.
After yet another incident of a Sig Sauer pistol going off out of the blue, this time shooting a sergeant in the chest and fucking killing him, the U.S. Air Force has SUSPENDED all uses of the SIG M18 pistol

Siggers are in shambles currently

Discuss here.

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/mega-rad-gun-thread.550/post-22051799

 

[Vibralldo]

JFC.

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So did Aaron fire Montgomery (as Nick claims) or did he have to withdraw for personal reasons? Either way this is embarrassing.

Following Aaron Imholte's lawyer's sudden and mysterious departure just 2 days before Aaron's hearing to extend his HROs against Nick Rekeita and Patrick Melton, Aaron has filed a request for another continuance to find new representation.

There's no way the courts would grant Aaron this last minute, slapdash request, right?

For the proverbial "two more weeks" to be exact, this time before Judge Churchwell, again out of Douglas County. Apparently even the 0-2 boxer knows how to pull off a rope-a-dope, and all by his lonesome against an experienced licensed attorney at that. Another win for the Toe?

(By the way, despite passing noon today with every expectation that there would be a hearing tomorrow, those dopes STILL haven't filed their exhibit list. Fingers crossed that when they do at 11:59 PM on August 4th, they'll end up having Ty Beard's luck.)

They did, and Aaron has been granted more time to prepare and, by extension, again extending the HRO against Nick and Melton.

The hearing is now happening August 5th.

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Why is White (via Rekieta) both such whiney faggots.
"Yes Francis, I want him to have only three days to either find new counsel or mount a pro se defence."

Nick and his lawyer immediately opposed this rare win for the Toe and demanded Aaron be forced to file pro se tomorrow because the HRO is infringing on Nick's and Melton's rights to sexually harass Aaron's daughter.

 

[notorietus]

Evil Eddie (@Ed Craven) keeps banning the restreamers of BossmanJack who restream his Discord, Twitch content (without ads) on Kick for content/archives (see mines.expert ran by @Flaming Dumpster). After restreamers on Kick kept getting banned, @dumbledore (with special thanks to @Null) have launched kiwifarms.tv.

kiwifarms.tv is a PeerTube instance is devoted to BossmanJack, BossmanJack content, BossmanJack gamba seshes, BossmanJack bong hits, BossmanJack restreams, BossmanJack fucking your mom, and other BossmanJack associated activities. The restreamers are: @Bruno Powroznik, @Barsik, @Midnight Cooking, @DOORSTUCK, @Winter, @Flaming Dumpster & more.

Discuss this grand opening here.

EDIT: Just to clarify, kiwifarms.tv is currently on a 500GB node and is limited to BMJ only content as of now. See this message by @Gaunt King Ithan Rilph:

 

[Rudolf's Friend]

In Gay wrestling news, Homosexual wrestler Effy, infamous for being involved in stunts inside the wrestling ring such as making wrestlers suck on dildoes and vomiting eggs into other people's mouths and having them do the same to him, was involved in yet another gay wrestling stunt 5 days ago at a collab event between his home wrestling company GCW and Insane Clown Posse's Juggalo Championship Wrestling. After a match where Effy teamed with wrestler Joey Janela that they won, the crowd started chanting "YOU SUCK DICK", and this is what happened as a result.

Now the real question is did Effy force Joey to do this stunt, or did Joey want to do it himself?
Discuss how stunning and brave this is here.

 

[neger psykolog]

Tammy Slaton of the Slaton sisters (infamous for being so fucking fat that they have forehead fat deposits) now weighs about 200lbs, having lost 500lbs in total and is acting as some kind of an "inspiration" for stupid, fat morons on TikTok to lose weight (though most are just bitching and saying her weight loss doesn't count because she got fat people surgery)

Here is a relatively recent picture of her, alongside one of her when she was fatter for perspective:

Post in thread 'The Slaton Sisters / Amy Slaton & Tammy Slaton'

Jul 10, 2025

Tammy is 201 pounds and is motivating people to loose weight themselves as Tammy Slaton weighs less than them.

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[Francis York Morgan]

The President and First Lady of France have filed a lolsuit against Candace Owens for calling Brigitte Macron a tranny.

 

[Cemetery Support]

On November 6th, 2024, after the election of Donald J. Trump, Null closed the Donald Trump thread in the Lolcow subforum.



The thread has now been reopened.

The following video was attached to Null's first post in the unlocked thread:

 

[Markass the Worst]

Fallenchungus a/k/a Francis Benditt decided to publicly reveal his new alt, in a Roblox game called Rogueblox, by proclaiming himself as Datsmojo. Predictably, he got banned for being a pedophile and is now seething.

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/franci...sactuallymojo-noircaveat.196329/post-22057788