DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

Where is DSP?

  • He is in Connecticut visiting family/funeral

    Votes: 213 47.9%

  • He and Khet are on a honeymoon style trip

    Votes: 12 2.7%

  • He has an issue (s) with the HOA requiring immediate fixes

    Votes: 27 6.1%

  • Comcast/ISP/Internet Issues

    Votes: 16 3.6%

  • He is taking a Kino Casino style break by not announcing when he comes back

    Votes: 30 6.7%

  • Phil and/or Khet Health Issue

    Votes: 48 10.8%

  • This is a social experiment from DSP

    Votes: 99 22.2%
  • Total voters
    445
  • Poll closed .
FamicomGorby said:
"I don't hold grudges dood" - Dave

How the fuck can he possibly still be this salty over a fuckin burger?
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If Burger King were really concerned about their business, they would've fallen over themselves apologizing to Phil and trying to give him a $5 coupon LIKE THEY WERE SUPPOSED TO (according to Phil).
 
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Optimus Prime said:
I usually have to skip pages of discussion because this thread moves fast and there's only so much of Phil's bullshit I can stand in one reading even by filtered proxy, but what did OIC do? Must have missed it.
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King of Hateful Slurs said:
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Are you fucking kidding me dude
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Wings moved so much product supporting local businesses while the King of Hate destroys everything he touches.
 
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Jose Cuervo said:
Queue back to telling his story with Machinina and the helicopter company on how they went under after getting rid of him.
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Phil doesn't seem to realize that ALWAYS claiming anyone who wronged him got hit by karma in a bad way makes him look pathetic, not cool, especially when it turns out to be bullshit most of the time.
Optimus Prime said:
I usually have to skip pages of discussion because this thread moves fast and there's only so much of Phil's bullshit I can stand in one reading even by filtered proxy, but what did OIC do? Must have missed it.
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He did an interview with Shiro, hosted by Agent Proper. Told everybody that he arranges tips via email, which alone is enough for Phil to want to rage on his pre-stream about it, but can't, so he's going to channel those emotions into talking about a fucking burger instead. I think he does that a lot, brings up shit that's stupid, but still safer than talking about what actually upsets him right then.
 
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TheGoutburglar said:
Phil doesn't seem to realize that ALWAYS claiming anyone who wronged him got hit by karma in a bad way makes him look pathetic, not cool, especially when it turns out to be bullshit most of the time.

He did an interview with Shiro, hosted by Agent Proper. Told everybody that he arranges tips via email, which alone is enough for Phil to want to rage on his pre-stream about it, but can't, so he's going to channel those emotions into talking about a fucking burger instead. I think he does that a lot, brings up shit that's stupid, but still safer than talking about what actually upsets him right then.
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Ahahaha I don't know who's more pathetic - OIC because, well, at the end of the day he could have a more productive use of his money by setting it on fire since then at least it generates warmth, or Phil because it really looks like OIC has him by his tiny shriveled gout-ridden nutsack.

Thanks for the quick recap.
 
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Optimus Prime said:
Ahahaha I don't know who's more pathetic - OIC because, well, at the end of the day he could have a more productive use of his money by setting it on fire since then at least it generates warmth, or Phil because it really looks like OIC has him by his tiny shriveled gout-ridden nutsack.

Thanks for the quick recap.
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OIC, for sure, because he's the one who is most able to walk away without any actual downsides. Don't know where he gets his money, but it's probably not as precarious as Phil's, and he's definitely not known enough to have nowhere to go, like Phil. As much as we make fun of him for being a nobody, that would be an asset to him if he ever realized he was being dumb right now and just disappeared. Lived a better life. It isn't too late, he's probably younger than the pigroach, and in better shape. Theoretically, OIC has a chance to spend the rest of his days making up for the time he has wasted on Phil and us jackasses. Phil doesn't have that, so for OIC to be acting as if he's as hopeless as the pigroach is just way sadder to me.

If Cuck really wants to prove he's not pathetic, he'll stop caring about proving anything and just walk away. It's not about hurting Phil, he made his own bed and he doesn't deserve for anyone to care. OIC, you care enough about yourself, you'll walk away. Like Leanna did. You acting like Phil is important is why your life sucks. You acting like us dunking on him, or you, is important, is why your life sucks.

Walk away, and forget that Phil and the Farms exist. Doesn't matter what happens to him or this place afterward, what should matter to you is YOU. You know that Phil would be better off if he had quit years ago and left the internet for good. Do what he didn't, and walk away. You know you'll be better off.
 
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I just saw some of his fights against Godrick and it's clear he read another guide for that fight again he had reaction to any attacks or even the phase transition when Godrick cuts his arm off. Ah whatever.
 
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King Daddy Telomerase said:
Phil must very rarely go outside, one thing I agree with OiC on. Even shut-in NEETs that only go outside weekly for food don't hold this stupid sandwich grudge for 6 months.
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Naming the sandwich Milhouse because it’s the worst forced meme ever.
 
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King Daddy Telomerase said:
Phil must very rarely go outside, one thing I agree with OiC on. Even shut-in NEETs that only go outside weekly for food don't hold this stupid sandwich grudge for 6 months.
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Except that's Phil's day-to-day personal life, which is not the only thing in his existence, nor does he ignore his online life in the least, and the way he gets in hot water with it. They're intertwined, contrary to his claims, that's why he went running to Katherine to tell her about the tiny bit of water he spilled on himself.

But I'll bet he doesn't talk to her about Nigel getting him kicked out of all those guilds, even though we know he's still pissed about that. Nor does he rant about OIC talking to detractors and doxing people and putting him in a tough spot. Even though that also upsets him enough he wants to rant about it.

Phil has plenty to fill his pre-streams with ever touching on a fast food order that could've been less sloppily prepared, and he knows it. He just doesn't have the balls to acknowledge it on camera, to launch into a tirade about NotDSP enduring all kinds of harassment or himself being betrayed by a whale. He's not hurting for material, he's hurting for the spine to use it. The day he finds the courage, is the day his pre-streams not only reach 3 hours but we get the best rants of his career, and not a mention of a stupid sandwich will be in sight.
 
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Any idea where he got the name? The last one he stole from Rekieta. I wonder who he was snooping around this time.
 
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I know I know this is uber tism BUT this fascinates me how much of an absolute exceptional fucktard he makes himself look trying to be smug and fishing for validation and not sure why but it's interesting to fact check DSP on the most idiotic and mundane useless crap.

This jab at BK makes me doubt he can read or is so pathetic that he'll make himself look like an illiterate moron just for twitter validation, I ALMOST pity him

So BK coming in third to wendy's is them tanking...so says 4th place at evo, jesus phil you are your best detractor. GGs on that, as the kids put it, selfpwnage. Than again you need like an atom of self-awareness for that and, well.......

Like I said this fascinates me and I may have dug too deep but, I found the article
eatthis.com/news-major-burger-chains-falling-out-of-favor-with-customers/

It's literally not news, this pathetic waste of matter went on the internet in the middle of the night to look for something to post on twitter to shit on burger king about to attempt to get validation on twitter. He's quoting a trash fluff site with "top x" lists, click bait headlines and "freelance journalists" based on a book about calorie counting that oddly hates burger king but like McD subway and Wendy's, so he had to go specifically looking for Burger King hate. Ironically PP is crapping on BK basing his stance on a site that cherry picks examples, lacks context and brings up things from the past like they're curr..wait that sounds so familiar.

That is really just, there's a new level of pathetic, Phil Burnell level.

For the tisms, what I gathered digging too deep, the short short version

that site's claims are all over the place. the most hated thing is based on a study of tweets from a Utah local news program that no longer has the article up so who knows how old that is or accurate. The losing second to Wendy's has been back and forth for a decade now and their source is a year old Forbes article examining how it happened, CNN article from 2012 was the first time wendy's beat BK. If making a $4 billion increase in 2022 on your digital sales which is only 30% of your entire revenue is tankng, shit I should be so lucky to be tanking.

phil, why are they way you are? Why do you do these things to yourself, do you not know any better? Gloating over what could very well be referencing a deacde old news story and one thats just "allah pee pee pullers on twitter said.." from god knows when.
 
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