Off-Topic Death Fat Death Pool - The Kentucky Fried Derby

[GenociderSyo]

Evie just admited her lungs were so bad they were at 30% capacity she is now celebrating a supposed increase to 50%.

 

[Angry New Ager]

Man this is hard.

Evie's losing weight, her pulmonary function has improved, and so has her overall state of mind, which may buy her some more time. Anna O'Brien looks ghastly, but now that she's seeing doctors on the regular, and has good enough health insurance to pay for specialists, ditto.

Chantal's a cockroach, as is Amberlynn; as is Kelly Lenza; I give up. And unless Tess Holliday chokes to death on a Little Debbie, I think she's sticking around.

Hungry Fat Chick may be our gorl, given her age. I want to say Juliana Aprileo—and it could be her—but she's one of the youngest. Still, she's one of the fattest, has been obese since early childhood, and is on testosterone, all of which are big strikes against her.

Okay, I'm going to play the trifecta of Juliana to win, Hungry Fat Chick to place, followed by Evie Noor to show, but I'm also placing a side bet on Hungry Fat Chick for the win.

 

[Cherry Milk]

I forgot Juliana existed, so, I thought I'd check out her insta.
Yuck, she's so completely disgusting and is only getting worse.

 

[Clotso Coof]

Wild card: What about Eugenia Cooney? She's technically in the deathfats forum, and she may have had a mild heart attack a week ago on her Mother's Day livestream.
See post in her thread.

 

[gampboonerisms]

That testosterone usage will take Juliana out pretty soon. But I am very interested in Ramadan for being in the hosiptal and she's already had a/couple surgery(surgeries) already and another surgery for a hysterectomy is around the corner. The thread was speculating something diabetes related and I don't disagree.

@Clotso Coof the link didn't format correctly.

 

[fadededcrossblur]

https://www.sundayworld.com/crime/world-crime/morbidly-obese-killers-final-meal-on-death-row-revealed/a1650659271.html

not sure if this one came up on the radar and its kind of an bizzare outlier too considering the case but here it is if it counts.

 

[Jimjam the zimzam]

I noticed the list is only comprised of la gordas (idk who that ash character is, maybe they're a male). Is that just cause this is BP and you're focused on making fun of female ham planets? Apologies if this has been answered already, I don't want to sift through 50 pages.

 

[TrainWreckSpotter]

I have a strong feeling that Hungry Fat Chick will be the next casualty. She is over 50 and has been circling the drain for years.

I peeked into her latest McD's feast. Her elbow joint looks like an outie belly button encased in fat.

 

[Stiffy]

Any Deathfat pool that does not include an obese, greasy, hunchbacked pedophile named Patrick Melton simply is not credible.

 

[stupid frog]

Any Deathfat pool that does not include an obese, greasy, hunchbacked pedophile named Patrick Melton simply is not credible.

This is The Salon, faggot.

 

[Clotso Coof]

Chantal is now at risk for beheading: Syria Beeze 2025

 

[NoExcuses1]

Chantal is now at risk for beheading: Syria Beeze 2025

We all know she is stupid, but this is off the charts! I’m actually looking forward to Syria beeze! She’s gonna end up on the national news yet!

 

[Dude Snakes]

Chantal getting potentially getting killed by Islamists was not on my bingo card. Not the way we all were expecting her to die.. of being FAT. I wonder if we will see a deathfat die in terorist attack ie they become a jihadi. What a world lol.

 

[TEA 3HF]

Yea, I am voting Chantal. Her propensity to hoober up anything resembling fast food in a lawless country can only end well in terms of fatal food poisoning. That, or some of the local wildlife deciding she's annoying enough to shoot.

 

[Flaw Peacock]

She's currently doing a runner across the Syrian border (after being smuggled in) because she can't access her money in Syria.

I'm sure the "nice men with guns" will treat her well.

 

[GardeningEnthusiast]

I'm sure the "nice men with guns" will treat her well.

As long as they won't aim for the head, she'll be fine. I'm keeping my vote for Evie, because I'm stubborn like that.