Artcow Ellen Woodbury / Pizzacake / Pizzacakecomic - A 40 year old webcomic artist, mother, porn star, misandrist, dramacow and Reddit celebrity. Threatens to sue her critics and cuckolds her husband. Female Andrew Dobson.

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WARNING: ELLEN GETS ALL CRITICISM OF HER AND HER SHITTY COMICS NUKED BY REDDIT MODS. SCREENSHOT AND ARCHIVE EVERYTHING.

Meet webcomic artist and adult content creator, Ellen Woodbury. She lives in Nova Scotia, Canada. She is (currently) a 38-year-old woman with two kids, two cats, a husband and a huge complex. She posts her comics on Reddit, Instagram, Patreon, and Facebook.

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Most of her comics are "le relatable" pick-me Redditor bait with a dash of liberal politics and generic man-hating, as you can see, but they're also painfully unfunny and just fucking bad. The shading sucks and every person is drawn with nearly-identical proportions. She regularly gets into controversial drama on Reddit, but we'll get to that in a bit.

Le Quirky Comics:
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Political Cartoons:
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She is known for botting upvotes to the front page to make herself look more popular than she is, and Redditors eat it up. Now onto the good stuff:

Ellen is notoriously poor at taking criticism, often getting r/comics mods to ban everyone who denies that she's the greatest person to ever exist or that she isn't funny. She creates comics painting her critics as misogynist fat neckbeards, every single time. She's pretty insecure for someone who does adult work, often making comics addressing it.

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She creates pornographic artwork, and once drew BDSM revenge porn of one of her critics.

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Now, as mentioned previously, Ellen also creates IRL porn on Patreon and is very open about it. Many people on Reddit find it hypocritical because she often makes comics about her discomfort at being sexualized by men. Her content has been leaked across the internet many times so don't bother paying for it.

She regularly does voyeur/cuckold porn with her husband.
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A lot of her opinions are flat out misandrist against men. Does she get the occasional sexist comment? Of course, but she doesn't have to listen to these people, she can do what she wants, but rather than listen to criticism or ignore it, she instead accuses EVERYONE critical of her of being bullies and sexists.

One of her more infamous attempts at deflecting criticism:
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Personally, do I think sexism is real? Sure. Do I think that's why Pizzacake is getting so much hate for her comics? Hell no. The main reason she gets hate is due to unoriginal jokes and making comics complaining about other people complaining. She's obsessed with OWNING DA HATERS.

She regularly gets into drama online and posts publicly about it instead of ignoring it, when she threatened to leave the Internet in 2023 over mild criticism of her comics:
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She created this comic to whine about her feelings despite being a public figure.
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She was back on Reddit within a month, lol.

She also left Facebook over the site not being her personal hugbox (and also came back, again lol):
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She got into drama a few months ago on r/comics where she had posted a comic about sexual assault and harassment as a woman. Some other user responded with their comic about being sexually abused as a man, and Pizzacake had the thread taken down by her hugbox of r/comics mods while essentially claiming men can't be sexually abused (Archive).

When criticized, she posted this totally real and not sockpuppeted screenshot and cried harassment:
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Currently, Ellen recently got in a spat with the comic edit meme subreddit r/bonehurtingjuice, threatening them with legal action for parodying her webcomics. The BHJ mods folded to her demands, banning all PC content and spawning the creation of r/pizzahurtingjuice and r/PizzacakeSnark, an edit subreddit and a snark subreddit, respectively. Within a week, she tried to get r/PizzacakeSnark shut down by admins according to a mod.

Her post on BHJ:
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Good start so far, I can definitely see potential in this, especially if she discovers she has a thread and flips out. I have some suggestions for the OP:
  • If possible, include more examples of her webcomics, maybe group them like webcomics with obnoxious/obvious messaging, recurring characters, etc...
  • Seems like this person spergs out on other social media platforms like Reddit, Twitter, etc... Maybe a dedicated section showcasing these posts would be a good idea?
  • You mention she drew NSFW art. Horrifying as that may be, maybe include it in the OP (Spoilered obviously) for posterity?
  • Dedicated Early life section with everything we know about her real life.
Hope this helps, and she's got nothing on Mr. Nubly. Sping spang spagoo, bitch!
 
Nice thread. Should provide actual pictures of her too so the reader may contrast between her idealized self portrayed in the comics, and the shriveled up bag that she really is.

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Added to OP.

I've heard rumors that her husband is actually her illustrator but I can't verify them. That'd be hilarious if that's the case and it gets discovered.
 
YES. I have been waiting for this. She's been waffling on being a lolcow for years, her threatening legal action against BHJ, lying about it, and then making a totally-not-mad butthurt comic about the situation sealed the deal for me, she's 100% certified cow.

This thread is good so far. One thing I think you should address is her claim that anyone against her is due to sexism. Rather than listen to criticism, she blames evil sexist men for disliking her comics. She refuses to believe that there are legit reasons for people to dislike her and her comics. I think it's important to refute this claim in the OP so any redditors reading this thread will know that we aren't hating on her for no reason.

(I actually wrote up a rebuttal to her ridiculous claims and used another female comic artist as a counter example, to give you an idea. You can feel free to use that if you don't feel like writing up a whole new rebuttal. https://kiwifarms.st/threads/bad-webcomics.16542/page-92#post-16672531 )
 
Are there any examples of posts discussing this rumor? Might be worth including in the OP.
I haven't heard anything other than a now-deleted post in her snark subreddit.

YES. I have been waiting for this. She's been waffling on being a lolcow for years, her threatening legal action against BHJ, lying about it, and then making a totally-not-mad butthurt comic about the situation sealed the deal for me, she's 100% certified cow.

This thread is good so far. One thing I think you should address is her claim that anyone against her is due to sexism. Rather than listen to criticism, she blames evil sexist men for disliking her comics. She refuses to believe that there are legit reasons for people to dislike her and her comics. I think it's important to refute this claim in the OP so any redditors reading this thread will know that we aren't hating on her for no reason. I actually wrote up a rebuttal to her ridiculous claims, to give you an idea. You can feel free to use that if you don't feel like writing up a whole new rebuttal. https://kiwifarms.st/threads/bad-webcomics.16542/page-92#post-16672531
Got it, working on it ASAP.
 
A couple more links and socials for the OP:
Her email: pizzacakecomic@gmail.com (Might be worth doing a EPIEOS check on it or a similar scan to see if anything else pops up)
redbubble.com/people/PizzaCakeComics
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Am I allowed to post the link to her Kemono leak, or is that considered revenge porn? (She posts her porn publicly but behind a paywall.)

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Ellen, clearly angry: "THIS IS HARASSMENT!!"
Oh, she's GOING to find this thread one day. She searches for herself online obsessively.
 
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Am I allowed to post the link to her Kemono leak, or is that considered revenge porn? (She posts her porn publicly but behind a paywall.)
Not 100% sure on that. I mean, I think that's just reposting content she uploaded herself to her Onlyfans, so I don't know if that counts as revenge porn, it's just paid content being leaked for free. If you were to post it in the OP, obviously spoilered and maybe the private tag?
 
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