Artcow Ellen Woodbury / Pizzacake / Pizzacakecomic - A 40 year old webcomic artist, mother, porn star, misandrist, dramacow and Reddit celebrity. Threatens to sue her critics and cuckolds her husband. Female Andrew Dobson.

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The first one is definitely getting a nude alt.
I was indeed correct.
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Though I have to rely on the blurred thumbnail and the name, I'm pretty sure that's it.
 
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Ah yes, how dare men have a preference.
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I agree with her but I'll argue that since she does porn, she should consider what men want.
In the 2010s there were similar posts about short hair on women. I agree that long hair is prettier, but it's their choice. Regardless it's cringe to make posts about how men don't like x.
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This post is one day old on the pizzacakesnark reddit. Ellen is so quick to fall for ragebait.
 
"Men/Women don't like this" posts and the subsequent seething is bottom of the barrel internet sperging. Just a never ending loop of "WE don't like this" and then "good, we don't like you either!" I remember when short hair got the same treatment too and instead of malding about it online I just ignored it entirely because I truly didn't care. Why Ellen, who doesn't even have a nose ring, cares... maybe the profile picture for Rick made her extra mad because what he said wasn't particularly shocking. She should make a twitter account if she finds this low level discourse entertaining.
 
"Dirty looking hillbillies"

I really hate how liberals and leftists get away with blatant classism when it comes to poor whites.
She draws minorities as dirty, too. I wish Ellen would be called out for her racism.
Edit: Ellen's being sexist again.
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She's obsessed with the evil men online and confusing it with reality.

How is Ellen so retarded? Weird and bad people exist on the internet. You don't have to look at them.
 
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