Ethan Klein / h3h3Productions - Opportunistic, two-faced e-celeb sperg with a penchant for hypocrisy and an Oedipus complex; sold out to Susan Wojcicki, the incompetent CEO of YouTube

[p1138]

No matter how hard you try to spin this, Ethan offering thousands of dollars to his employee to drop out was the most blatant act of tortious interference you'll ever see in your life.

Does cancelling a fight of a scheduled event help or hurt the event? Does it cause people to refund or not? What about Harley Morenstein? Does him canceling his scheduled fight help or hurt the event? If multiple people start canceling their contracts with no consequence, more people might feel like canceling theirs, that helps to take down the event as a whole. As I said, it was not a litigious enterprise with tight contracts, you can "chill" it's success with minor acts of sabotage like that. What could they have done to make it work? More anal contracts, more lawsuit threats, a lawyer skimming the internet for copyright infringement to file million-dollar lawsuits? Youtubers wouldn't want to do a charity boxing match if it wasn't a laid back event and their contract had a painful breach clause.

Or they could have properly promoted the event, or maybe not had the face of the event dickriding Hasan while knowing they had a bunch of jews on the schedule.

Again, basic shit. But no, somehow it's the fault of a twitchy jew who does a shitty podcast and used to kiss the ass of the youtube CEO, and a has-been jew who used to make videos about weaving bacon blankets 14 years ago.

Jews didn't make idubbbz into a fucking retard, Anisa did that.

 

[he who has thus come/gone]

No matter how hard you try to spin this, Ethan offering thousands of dollars to his employee to drop out was the most blatant act of tortious interference you'll ever see in your life.

Not really. Words have meaning, you know. It's not tortious interference to say "don't let your concerns about being financially tied to this event overcome the fact that you've been put in an awful position where you're employed by the guy whom the event runners are retardedly attacking." All evidence since then has indicated this was a very wise move, because a bunch of the fighters have not been paid in full as promised by the Johmas.

If you make a retarded attack against a Jewish guy for reasons that, at their core, reduce to the fact that he's Jewish and married to an Israeli Jew—and do it alongside people who are overtly antisemitic, like Hasan Piker—then you can't be surprised that a bunch of Jews connected to the event turn on you. And then you claim those people all rationally thinking "wow, these people are retarded and I don't want to be affiliated with them" is proof of some Jewish conspiracy? Are you actually retarded? Go back to your gay ops discord and whip up a new narrative because this one is retarded.

 

[AltisticRight]

Yes, as an aside idk why people on kf insist women are uglier than they are. Denims is a perfectly average looking woman. Cute by office standards.

She's vapid and boring and she's a whore. Don't simp for whores and "kf" won't make fun of said simping.

Ethan is a Jewish Zionist.
Hila is a Jewish Zionist.
One of their employees, Zach, is a Jewish Zionist.
One of the new sponsors of the show, Dan Saltman, is a Jewish Zionist.
They're also sponsored by MyHeritage, an Israeli genealogy company, and a VPN service owned by an Israeli billionaire.
Willie Mac is also a Jewish Zionist who also, like Ethan, got an IDF wife from the birthright trip.
Harley Morenstein, another friend of the show, another Jewish Zionist.

A JEW is a Zionist! Oh my G-d!
A JEW married another JEW. Oh good L-RD!!
Shut the fuck up nobody gives a shit about this political fagseething nonsense.

No matter how hard you try to spin this, Ethan offering thousands of dollars to his employee to drop out was the most blatant act of tortious interference you'll ever see in your life.

You sound like you're 15 and never seen shit in your life.
Maybe if you believe literally everything drooling fags on /Pol/ says about those nasty kikes, you should stay away from them. Now you seem surprised because your idea of a Jewish stereotype is now doing stereotypically Jewish things. Suck it up and cope more.

What about Harley Morenstein?

Who knows, maybe as the host of an event host where some of the biggest attendees and promoters are Jewish, one shouldn't go to bed with a literal anchor-parasite terrorist simp cockroach who says shit like Americans deserve 9/11 (where many Muslims died from too) and tries to justify some gay hippie rave being massacred because of hawkish Israeli policies.

 

[AssignedEva]

Ethan is currently complaining that Hasan supposedly claimed all Ashkenazi Jews are civilised, cultured and superior to inbred uneducated Arab Jews so he's a white supremacist (Hasan was actually talking about liberal Ashkenazi Jews fleeing Israeli for the US/Europe and leaving it to the Haredim).
At this point Ethan apparently discovers who the Young Turks were.

Ethan's clearly unaware (or is pretending to be unaware) that the phrase has been used idiomatically for over a century and that Hasan actually explained who the Young Turks were to him on an episode of Leftovers, but anyway it's brought to his attention that he deliberately collaborated with Hasan for years without having an issue with this, so he u-turns

Ethan insists that Hasan "hoodwinked" him, which goes back to Ethan pretending not to know that Hasan was very openly an anti-American communist, although I'm not sure "I didn't know who the Young Turks were" counts as someone "hoodwinking" you. He then says he'll "make it right" somehow.

 

[Dylon Stevens]

It's not tortious interference to say "don't let your concerns about being financially tied to this event overcome the fact that you've been put in an awful position

It is. It is blatantly tortious interference. "Break the contract and I'll cover your expenses". That's tortious interference.
As I've said, you'll probably never witnesses tortious interference in such a blatant shape in your entire life.

If you make a retarded attack against a Jewish guy for reasons that, at their core, reduce to the fact that he's Jewish and married to an Israeli Jew

My attack against Ethan Klein doesn't come from the fact that he's a jew married to an IDF soldier.
What I'm pointing out here, is what people often forget, that some people are motivated by their identity, and that the people I have mentioned have entirely pivoted around their political ideals that are based on their identity.
Being a Zionist "two-state solutioner", which is essentially an apartheidist identity, is a very specific thing. Ethan, specifically, wants the region to be fragmented so he can have a "jewish state", not all jews want that, Sam Seeder for instance doesn't want that.

Are we going to pretend that this is all a coincidence? Do people think Ethan Klein is suing Denims and Frogan because he needs to protect everyone from Disney and Sony? Did we all already forget that Ethan and Dan Saltman launched a campaign parallel to the ADL and successful made "Zionist" to be considered a slur on twitch?

Remember, this is where this all began, before this Ethan Klein and Hasan Piker were essentially coworkers:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bPkqS3DtfaE

 

[Terrifik]

Potentially Criminal - going over Denims in hour.

 

[UCantCCPMe]

She's vapid and boring and she's a whore. Don't simp for whores and "kf" won't make fun of said simping.

Agreed. Denims knows the only reason she even has an audience is because she has a bunch of lefty simps that jusifty their simping as "supporting wahman" and she uses that to great affect. Not gonna lie though, she could get it, but only as a one night stand and that's it. She's the kind of chick you give cab fare to and block as soon as she's gone.

 

[Pippa is a spic whore]

Can the spergy swarthoid infighting please be contained in the india pakistan happening thread?

 

[Ralph's Unfinished Church]

Unemployment, thy name is snark

While I'm posting this from my do-nothing full time job like a boss

 

[he who has thus come/gone]

Do people think Ethan Klein is suing Denims and Frogan because he needs to protect everyone from Disney and Sony?

No it's because it's funny and they deserve it.

It is. It is blatantly tortious interference. "Break the contract and I'll cover your expenses". That's tortious interference.

Prove it. Post your analysis of the case law from Florida, because that's the law that will probably apply to this tortious interference claim as a common law committed in Florida. You're so certain about it so it should be obvious.

 

[TokiBun]

It looks like now that H3's most annoying libtard fans are gone the sane ones left who aren't tankies are expressing irritation at Ethan's peanut gallery. I'll post some examples and include an archive link.

Spoiler: Examples

Archive of the reddit post.

 

[AssignedEva]

Desperate for content, Ethan is attempting to stir up drama with Trisha and Moses again. For context, Trisha just had a baby boy (which she's named "Aquaman", apparently in tribute to Moses's love of water) and they haven't mentioned H3 in years.



His new axe to grind is Trisha lying about infertility. While you can't really trust much of what comes out of Trisha's mouth, it does appear she legitimately believed herself to be infertile after a doctor diagnosed her with scarred tubes from chlamydia - she had a BPD meltdown on Frenemies because she felt Ethan talking about Hila's pregnancy was insensitive to her. She got her tubes cleared with by an obgyn and both Elvis and Aquaman (I can't believe these are their names) were conceived naturally - which is probably some of Ethan's seething, given he literally relied on IVF because he couldn't get hard. Hila and Moses's parents also maintain a positive relationship with Trish and Moses - and seemingly like them better than Ethan and Hila, which is probably another element. Additionally he's decided that "Trisha's fans" are part of his grand snark conspiracy; worth noting one of the snark subreddits did an expose on still-active H3 fans talking about calling CPS on Trisha when she had Malibu.

Hila was also doing a show with some of the crew about Love Island. While Ethan wasn't there, he phoned in and apparently killed the vibe by accusing the Palestinian contestant, Huda, of sexual assault - which resulted in crew member Olivia crying and leaving for the rest of the episode. I don't care enough about Love Island to find out more.

 

[AnOminous]

Desperate for content, Ethan is attempting to stir up drama with Trisha and Moses again. For context, Trisha just had a baby boy (which she's named "Aquaman", apparently in tribute to Moses's love of water) and they haven't mentioned H3 in years.

Imagine trying to explain this paragraph to anyone sane who ignores the Internet in current year. Imagine existing in a realm of incessant pronoun retardation where someone thinks naming a newborn infant "Aquaman" is something to do.

"Boys are called he. Girls are called she." That's all anyone needs to know about pronouns and anyone who thinks differently should immediately neck themselves.

 

[Local Wordmason]

She's vapid and boring and she's a whore. Don't simp for whores and "kf" won't make fun of said simping.

A ton of female streamers/content creators don't understand that if you're popular, but not at least an 8/10 or up, men will flock to you because they see you as "accessible" to them. Which is to say, you're ugly enough that the average unwashed Internet retard thinks he could have a chance. It's fucked up to say, but its something that does happen with lot of women getting famous online. I think that's why theres so many average looking women with massive followings in the breadtube sphere.

 

[SaltyButter]

I think there are so very, VERY many valid things Ethan can attack Trisha for, they are both objectively awful people lets be real.
BUT WHAT IS SHE DOING NAMING A CHILD AQUAMAN. That kid is gonna get bullied until he self deletes at 12 mark my words. Picking a name like that should be able to have the state step in and just be like No, John will work fine instead. Or something.

 

[TokiBun]

I think there are so very, VERY many valid things Ethan can attack Trisha for, they are both objectively awful people lets be real.
BUT WHAT IS SHE DOING NAMING A CHILD AQUAMAN. That kid is gonna get bullied until he self deletes at 12 mark my words. Picking a name like that should be able to have the state step in and just be like No, John will work fine instead. Or something.

>self deletes
You're on Kiwi Farms faggot, not tiktok. Just say kill your self for fuck sakes.
I'm fine with Ethan being a drama queen and attacking his SIL online. Bitchy Ethan is so much better than Leftovers Ethan. Watching this is like watching trash tv give us more!

 

[AltisticRight]

This fat h33b is reinforcing the "there's only one genocide (TM)" meme again by being completely oblivious to other attempts of genocide. I can forgive anyone for not knowing what Young Turks were as an organisation but I don't buy that he didn't know. Surely when the collaboration was announced, someone in his audience would have pointed this out. Surely if he had a critical look at Hasanabi and his uncle the fat turkswine, he would have found a myriad of videos and articles bashing the show and specifically its name. Surely he would come across the many feuds between Ana Kasparian (a secret sneeder) and her fat Turk boss because of his genocide denial. Surely... You get it now.

I just don't buy it. He's coping. Just say "yeah I messed up, I watched a video where Chunky Yoghurt explained the name and bought into it uncritically, I only recently saw his genocide denial and it was bad". Does he need some dimwitted STEM fag to teach him how to Jew?

He saw two things.
1. Clout
2. $
Kike
Fat also

Being a Zionist "two-state solutioner", which is essentially an apartheidist identity, is a very specific thing. Ethan, specifically, wants the region to be fragmented so he can have a "jewish state", not all jews want that, Sam Seeder for instance doesn't want that.

Spoiler: Geopolitics sperging

The two-state solution is dead and gay anyway. The best they have is to form some kind of federalism state where parties and politicians represent the interests of their religion and people all under equal rule. Otherwise, this tiring shit will go on forever and the entire west will have to deal with rogue terrorists.

Hamas and Hezbollah has no interest in attacking "us, the west". They're at war with Israel. They're not your average global terrorism organisation (like ISIS) that believes in some sort of stateless unitary caliphate devoid of all diversity. This is the opposite of Hamas who are Palestinian nationalists, first and foremost. There's a reason why the Israeli state wants us goyim to conflate all these groups. They want to make their problem (Hamas) seem like ours too.

Israel is bombing the shit out of Gaza while images of the aftermath creates lone wolf attacks on our soil, and we point the finger at Hamas instead of the war both sides have been engaging in forever.

Oh, Hamas condemned the Charlie Hebdo attacks. I'm not even kidding. They're still scum but it should honestly not be our problem because Hamas has zero interest in global jihad and attacking civilians in the west.

 

[4090 Chad]

I’ve been trying to watch his podcast since apparently he was going to go off on Vaush again today, but his show really is nontent like 80%+ of the time.

 

[Blue Gem Kosher Queen]

Leftovers was Ethan trying to make a golem out of Hasan for money and backfiring because Matt Lieb could be the token house kike anyway. He really believes normies are retarded enough to buy the narrative he was hoodwinked and he is right.

 

[Killer Nigger Extreme]

Leftovers was Ethan trying to make a golem out of Hasan for money and backfiring because Matt Lieb could be the token house kike anyway. He really believes normies are retarded enough to buy the narrative he was hoodwinked and he is right.

Jews losing control of Arab Golems are why Jews get shouted down at Ivy League schools, institutions they buy, own and pay for, that they then fill to the brim with affirmative action brown migrant “students” that need to be wholesale deported back to ShitinSandistan, but a slap back of that kinda karma is a marvel to watch everytime.