Harman Smith The Game Master Mario Kart World
Better known as Harman argues with a stuff toy, because he has lost all his sanity. Seriously Harman has flipped his lid if he thinks this is a try at "humour". He has been setting up A.I more and more in his videos and thumbnails again. Not only does he have an awful new opening, where it has a very awful grunge rock style song, but also has some of the most horrific imagery that should not be seen on this planet, like him taking his shirt off *shudder*.
Not only that, but he isn't beating the allegations of being either gay or a pedo. As at one point in this dumpster fire, he pretends to go to his door claiming to hear something. Note there is no knock or bell sound, to "open" the door, and see two girls in bikinis (who look underaged at best maybe they are 18, but that seems like a stretch, since we all know Harman likes them young). in front of a pool outside of his house, like anyone believes he has a pool, when he can't even afford a door or to repair his clearly typed up glasses. The "Girls" asked Harman to "please have sex with us." Like anyone again in their right mind would believe any woman, regardless of their aliments would go within 1000 feet of Harman. But then the door closes on them, and he replies "Oh it was no one important."
Yeah we get it Harman, your undying love for Doug Bowser and Miyamoto can never be qwelled by the actual feel of women's flesh, as that would betray the law that Nintendo has to be loved with every fibre of his being, otherwise he himself will be the dreaded "Pretendo" that he most fears. Nothing can be better then Nintendo, Nintendo can do no wrong, and anyone or anything that thinks otherwise is a threat to the very world, he and his echochamber have sort to see. The promise land where the Italian woo hoo man, gets all your money, tells you what to do, and how to live your life, whilst you pray to Goddess Hylia to keep out the "evil" that is PC, Playstation and Xbox, for it will destroy the fragile balance of Nintendo superiority. All while, celebrating the most mid released titles like Mario Kart World, Princess Peach Showtime and Mario & Luigi Brothership.
Hail Nintendo and all the Woo Hoos it gives to us!
