Jim Stewartson / Stewanon - Cuck Francis E. Dec, Fredrick Brennan's #1 hadur, schizo substack scribe, everyone I don't like is Qanon, convinced Lt General Mike Flynn is Q, got sued for it, doxed himself burning a C&D, denounced by the ADL, TDS sufferer, AIDS appreciator

I wanted to see if Jim had responded at all to Trump's late night announcement that almost all of Biden's pardons are null and void as he didn't actually sign them himself. That's a negative, ghost rider. Instead, he's picking another fight with the guy that Jim defaulted on, Kash Patel.
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If you'll look at Kash's complaints against Jim, you'll notice that not once in the very document that Jim himself showed off does Kash complain about being called a "CHUD". The footnote is to clearly define what the hell this dipshit jargon term is supposed to mean. To lay them out and make it easily searchable, here's the defamatory statements that Kash has listed

a. Mr. Patel “attempted to overthrow the government”;
b. Mr. Patel “planned 1/6”;
c. Mr. Patel is “guilty of sedition”;
d. Mr. Patel is a “Kremlin asset”;
and e. Mr. Patel and his Foundation paid people to “lie to congress.”

If Kash had a problem with Jim calling him a CHUD then why isn't Jim showing that off? Is Jim stupid or is he lying.

I actually take that back. Jim is just fucking stupid.

After over a year from making this thread I finally went to skim through Kash's case against Jim. Kash lists a few tweets where Jim calls him a CHUD and in number 56 Kash directly talks about Jim calling him a CHUD and how Jim says it while calling for Kash's arrest.
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I'm highlighting this one because *Legend of Zelda chest opening music*BECAUSE IT'S AT THE TOP OF THE PAGE THAT JIM TOOK THE SCREEN SHOT FROM.
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You frizzle fried, drug addled dipshit. How do you fuck up this badly? Why would you not show off directly where he's using CHUD when it's on the same damn page? What's doubly great about this is that because of this I actually went through and found all five times CHUD appears in Kash's filings.
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Outside of the definition, Kash only uses CHUD in concert when Jim is either saying Kash has committed a crime or is telling all of 125k+ followers that Kash needs to be put in prison for treason and/or paying off witnesses for their testimony. Seems to me, an unintelligent felon, that the bigger issue is everything around the CHUD and Kash's lawyers needed to define it so some judge who is not terminally online can grasp what the hell Jim is even talking about. I've attached the PDF, zip, and images of the full pleading so you can look through it if it meets your fancy.
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Not that any of this matters now as Jim did a fuckin' no show in Nevada which led to the default. What does matter is we had a very cute and wholesome interaction in Jim's replies.
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You literally have to be a boomer and/or a midwit to fall for clickhole,and you have to e a boomer and/or a midwit to fall for Stewanon
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That’s interesting because it’s yet another dumbass followback account that Jim follows. Makes me wonder if he grew his following on a #Resist follow train or if he used something like Add Me Fast.
You frizzle fried, drug addled dipshit. How do you fuck up this badly? Why would you not show off directly where he's using CHUD when it's on the same damn page?
Jim knows that his following will never take a single second of their time to look into anything, ever. He went after, and continues to attract, the type of #FBR (Follow Back Resist) Libs that are just there to hop on a bandwagon and have everything dictated to them so they don’t have to exert any energy themselves. So when Jim makes a claim, many times he knows that he doesn’t need to back it up because it’s already believed 110%.

His follower Lola is the perfect embodiment of most of Jim’s fans. He says something and she’s just onboard no matter how wrong or ridiculous it is. And also no matter how foolish she looks repeating it. This is the woman that helped him with the balloon op and put on an inflatable dinosaur costume to scream at people in LA about arresting political enemies and orange man bad (it’s fucking LA, you don’t need to castigate the population that way, they already agree with you).

Also, why is Jim so shocked (or anyone) that “Chud” was defined in the footnote? It’s common practice to elaborate or define terminology that a court may not be familiar with.

I’m almost to the point of thinking that half of the accounts that reply to Jim have to be fake. These can’t be real people. People aren’t this dumb. I spent many years of my life traveling for work, meeting countless people. I’ve never once ran into anyone like the people that follow him. Ever. I use to spend half of the year bouncing around trade shows; Vegas, SF, Orlando, Chicago, NYC, New Orleans, Boston, Miami, Hong Kong, and a few Eurotrash cities like Dusseldorf. And after years of being in the same cities - many times with some of the same people from the industry and what seems like an infinite amount of locals - I’ve never once met a single person that is as dumb as Jim’s top 5 followers and reply guys. But they somehow exist and all in the pool of Jim’s 100k totally real followers.
 
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That’s interesting because it’s yet another dumbass followback account that Jim follows. Makes me wonder if he grew his following on a #Resist follow train or if he used something like Add Me Fast.

Jim knows that his following will never take a single second of their time to look into anything, ever. He went after, and continues to attract, the type of #FBR (Follow Back Resist) Libs that are just there to hop on a bandwagon and have everything dictated to them so they don’t have to exert any energy themselves. So when Jim makes a claim, many times he knows that he doesn’t need to back it up because it’s already believed 110%.

His follower Lola is the perfect embodiment of most of Jim’s fans. He says something and she’s just onboard no matter how wrong or ridiculous it is. And also no matter how foolish she looks repeating it. This is the woman that helped him with the balloon op and put on an inflatable dinosaur costume to scream at people in LA about arresting political enemies and orange man bad (it’s fucking LA, you don’t need to castigate the population that way, they already agree with you).
Susan is a good median Stewanon believer. Some 60+ boomer who’s smart enough to be skeptical about the things around her but too much of a midwit to realize she’s just as susceptible to Misinformation.
 
Fuck you, Elon! Only Jim can kill his loved ones by getting a second medical opinion on the Internet!
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And so new people don't think I'm kidding.
ALERT 🚨

This is a TWITTER EVERYTHING EXPERT announcement

While we have been making fun of Jim, it turns out that he truly is an expert on everything. And I will prove it beyond a shadow of doubt right now


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You read that right my dudes. Jim is essentially so good at googling that even Oncologists must kneel before Jim and take his suggestions. And of course, his suggestions ARE the only answer. Essentially, Jim’s head is full of “final solutions”.

Did we make a mistake here by NOT trusting the plan?
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And the archive of Jim saying he changed his mother's cancer treatment because of a google search.
 
Susan is a good median Stewanon believer. Some 60+ boomer who’s smart enough to be skeptical about the things around her but too much of a midwit to realize she’s just as susceptible to Misinformation.
So, probably a “Follow Back Resistance” train follow.
What the fuck is Jim even on about? Where is the abuse?
There isn’t any. But that’s not the point. If Elon posted a picture of him and his kid coloring in a coloring book he’d say the same. He truly is a mirror copy of his mentor.
 
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I don't understand Jim's tweet and I've thought about it for a long time. Does a haircut count as child abuse? According to who?

ok i read a couple of replies and everyone is as confused as i am apparently. What a weird tweet. Jim seems to get obsessive about peoppe online amd then he just begins to fuck with them for years. Its very strange that he didn't do this for his whole fucking life and just woke up one day to become an internet tough guy
 
I don't understand Jim's tweet and I've thought about it for a long time. Does a haircut count as child abuse? According to who?

ok i read a couple of replies and everyone is as confused as i am apparently. What a weird tweet. Jim seems to get obsessive about peoppe online amd then he just begins to fuck with them for years. Its very strange that he didn't do this for his whole fucking life and just woke up one day to become an internet tough guy
All late boomers early Gen Xers were born with a switch in their heads that activated when Trump won his first term. Happened to Elon too. Jim the Balloon Bandit however got the very low functioning type that turns everybody you don’t like into a “facist” or a “nazi” even if they were to be a brown transsexual Romani-Ashkie mutt and turns you into a paranoid schizophrenic defending “demooocracy” by protecting the globohomo cabal through aggressively xeeting at clouds.
 
Jim’s SuperFan, Steven Jarvis: a Texas “educator” who generates AI lolicon, and proactively makes a narrative “just in case” he’s caught with CSAM

Jim has a superfan that we’ve discussed before. His name is Steven Jarvis, and he’s a Texas-based educator who blogs fanfic 24/7 on Substack. To date, he’s written hundreds - possibly thousands now - blogs about me and others and it’s entirely fiction. Jarvis, like Jim, just picks a target, accuses them of the most vile shit imaginable, and repeats it over and over and over again hoping that search engines will start to associate your name with illegal and morally reprehensible behavior.

Jarvis has now taken upon himself to bother The Pests (Patrick Tomlinson alogs) and they’ve taken notice.

“Benard M” has uploaded a paste that lets everyone take a peak into the Jarvis character. Some examples below:



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Reminder that Jim’s biggest partners are Steven Jarvis, Zanting (an anime neo Nazi and loli lover), and HiFi (a guy who said he would rather end his kids lives than let them live through another Trump presidency).

Hell of a team there Jim.
 
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