Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 64 20.5%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.3%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 85 27.2%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 49 15.7%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 110 35.3%

  • Total voters
    312
Tuned in to the Kurt Show feat. Balldo for a minute. He read out this superchat and just looked kind of uncomfortable for some reason, didn't even squeeze out a fake HA HA HA!

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Don't worry Nick, you're gonna live forever. Substituting food with meth is actually good for you, it's the one weird trick big pharma doesn't want people to know.
 
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It's 3:30 AM in Spicer, he's watching an utterly depressing Kurt video. Trying to pick on anything and everything, ACKing like there's no tomorrow.

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I don't even know what to comment anymore. This is so sad.
Kurt not acknowledging Nick despite these constant, pathetic viewing sessions of his videos is the funniest shit. Nick wants to create his own personal lolcow and instead tanks his own show while looking like a bitter tard. In the old Lawtube days, Kurt was at the bottom of the social chain, that's just how his personality is. Now he effortlessly cucks Nick like the finest Jamaican bull. It's beautiful.
 
Kurt not acknowledging Nick despite these constant, pathetic viewing sessions of his videos is the funniest shit. Nick wants to create his own personal lolcow and instead tanks his own show while looking like a bitter tard. In the old Lawtube days, Kurt was at the bottom of the social chain, that's just how his personality is. Now he effortlessly cucks Nick like the finest Jamaican bull. It's beautiful.
:really: Kurt is ignoring Nick like he's a bowl of fruit salad.
 
He's also claiming he has a laser engraver, which was related to his 5,000 gift if I remember.
How many of those 5,000 people he ripped off even want anything to do with this scumbag pedo worshipping piece of garbage any more? I'm pretty sure his swindle victims mostly just want to move on and forget a shameful period in their lives where they had anything whatsoever to do with this evil little worm.
But remember, Nick is supposedly working on obtaining some humility, so...
He can't 3D print humility. He'll probably 3D print some toxic balldos full of volatile organic compounds that make your dick fall off.
 
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How many of those 5,000 people he ripped off even want anything to do with this scumbag pedo worshipping piece of garbage any more?
Who would trust this POS with their name and mailing address? Probably only the tards who are dumb enough to dox themselves to Nick by sending him Supertips.
 
Yes skelly, we know you have a laser engraver.
Hopefully it sets him on fire, he asphyxiates to death by the fumes, or he does something stupid and goes blind.

Or a random sequence of the three above.
Anyhow.
Die skelly.

Who would trust this POS with their name and mailing address? Probably only the tards who are dumb enough to dox themselves to Nick by sending him Supertips.
And the trannies that wrote in gay ethics complaints.
Yes.
Anyone sending him pedotips for whatever reason are basically as stupid as troons.
 
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Who would trust this POS with their name and mailing address? Probably only the tards who are dumb enough to dox themselves to Nick by sending him Supertips.
I've decided I'll give him a fake address so he wastes money on postage. I'll find the most expensive country to ship to.

(Well, a real address, but not mine, that's for sure.)
 
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I think if Wednesday ends in abject disaster for the Toe, people here should just acknowledge he's not gonna inflict any sort of L on Nick, and might actually be so retarded he's incapable of doing so ever.
As I understand it, Nick hasn't even come close to completing his community service, and that means he's going to jail (even if it's only for a few weeks).
That's enough for me.
Enjoy prison, balldo child.
 
In case any Brits have been trying to figure out who Nick reminds them of lately, I’ll help: Andy Whyment AKA Darren from The Royle Family and Kirk from Coronation Street.

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As I understand it
This has been countered many times ITT. While it’s true that Nick has only completed two out of the 10 required days, this does not have any decisive impact on whether he goes to jail.
 
This has been countered many times ITT. While it’s true that Nick has only completed two out of the 10 required days, this does not have any decisive impact on him going to jail.
Nick is claiming there are totally real reasons it's completely impossible for him to do community service and he'll probably try spouting a bunch of bullshit if they ask him. They'll know whether or not they're just the usual Nick lies.

I assume he's just lying as usual and has been doing his usual "heat allergy" and made up bullshit bingo card lies.
 
So this story just keeps changing - first it was full frontal, then it was just "topless," and now all of a sudden it's just a singular nip slip, possibly little more than a wardrobe malfunction? The fuck is this weak shit?
That checks out with what Geno demonstrated on stream: Geno turned to his left and showed the camera his entire right side in profile. If that's consistent with the picture, Kayla's right nipple would have been visible in the image Aaron captured. She could have been completely nude, but with only the right nipple and no genitals visible to the camera.
 
Nick is claiming there are totally real reasons it's completely impossible for him to do community service
IIRC he keeps saying it’s tough to get a shift because they are all claimed by other criminals as quickly as they open up. Guess he shouldn’t have waited until a couple weeks before August 1 to start bothering. That said, while it looks bad that he’s such a lazy POS who has neither done his community service nor filled his days with gainful employment, neither of those trigger some automatic jail sentence.
 
Nick STILL wants to do his gay "talk to school kids about sobriety" shit because he's a "public speaker" but the county told him they don't do that and Nick is just gonna do maintenance.

Nick then responds to a superchatter saying "you wanna do anti drug talks but you say drugs are great, but illegal." Nick then claims that it's bad because you "chase the dragon".

Nick claims that he wouldn't say drugs are cool at a high school because he'd "moderate his speech"

He thinks he'd be better than anyone else for talking about drugs to kids because everyone else that does it is a "fucking dork" and Nick's "just a dork".
He even says that he would be the best to do it, unlike those other FUCKING DORKS! Yeah, he'd definitely try to sneak in points to make drug use sound cool.
Mr. Male Cheerleader is just desperate to brag about how cool he thinks he is to a bunch of schoolchildren because it's the only way he can heal the bullied child inside him. It's very sad.
 

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440 unique chatters. Around 830 live viewers. $222.92 in 40 donations ($5.57 average/~$40 per hour). Streamed till 4:30AM Minnesota time.

Nick was doing better in the supertip rankings today, but he still couldn't beat the mighty Mersh.
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More regular streaming does wonders for Nick.
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What delayed sentence? For Aaron or Nick?
Nick has been sentenced to 1 month in jail.

It is not a delayed sentence, it MAY be deferred if he complies with the probation conditions, but unless it is decided that it IS deferred, Nick is still scheduled to show up for a stint in jail in 10 days. (August 1st)
 
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