🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

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Will the "MMA" fight between Gabe Hoffman and Ethan Ralph 🐷 happen?

  • YES!

    Votes: 26 7.5%
  • lol no

    Votes: 322 92.5%

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He’s relatively close, willing to come just for travel budget travel cost and it will attract new viewers from a small American demographic.

Ralph is a washed up, broke streamer but there are at least 25 ppl that want to poke the pig for content and will pay for the opportunity. At least 50- 100 who and will tune into to see the rage hog outside his sweat box and forced to be among other humans. The hope is that this might turn into clipped content that will help promote the stream and attract more views.
That's the thing though. You're 100% right but Ralph can't emotionally handle the potential engagement he's .... engaging? Maybe he's ignoring the thought bubbles that are popping up and going "you hate dealing with negative attention but you need attention", but everyone knows how that works out. Ralph will ride the brief attention high, feign "I'm da Ralphamale BISSSHHH" and eventually spaz out because of his crippling insecurity. That's just how he is. One would think him trying to overcome it is admirable in most circumstances, but starring in El Salvador's Fish Tank ain't it.
 
I can't wait for the pig to go back to Mexico and fire up the killstream only to find double the usual activity in chat but most of it is in Spanish. If he wanted to attract the attention of the Latin American lolcow community, he got his wish lmfao.
ralph is bitch-made and bans any dissent in the chat. He is a soft, slatternly whore.
 
Im assuming that includes his hotel room,
no I doubt it. They gave him a tour showing him beds. The whole point of the tank is you stay in it, which ralph is too dumb to understand
Ya they gave him a tour of all the beds and he picked the one under the A/C.
Flights from Cancun to there can be had for 150-$200 usd. They didn't even hire a car to bring him from the airport. They made him wait and sent one of the crew. It was no risk all reword for the fishtank people. Now that he bailed they don't even have to offer a TTS split.

This whole trip is going to be a big L for Ralph financially now that he has to pay out of pocket for a hotel until Wednesday. And he was bitching about data not working on his phone so he is going to have to shell out for a local SIM on top of feeding himself.
 
The only way any of this makes sense is if Ralph is finally acknowledging the only way he'll ever draw any interest is by playing the laughing stock.
I don’t think it’s that deep. He’s desperate for any chance to escape his mexican sweatbox for a few days and too broke to afford any travel, so he jumps on anyone who offers a free trip to ANYWHERE. I mean JUMPS. He was off practically the very next day after the colombian teen porn king offered an invite, same with this one. Neither one was expecting him until later iirc. It’s painfully obvious how desperate (and broke) he is.
 
The youtube channel for saladortank just posted this short of Ralph:
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I don't think Ralph's coming back, guys. But hey, at least it gives Gaytor a shoutout. I know he's had it rough, what with his "graduation" and all.
 
They already clipped his sperg out and posted a video on the official channel.

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A helpful stranger already made a Preservetube archive:
https://preservetube.com/watch?v=d6HHtb9_LIA
 
That's the thing though. You're 100% right but Ralph can't emotionally handle the potential engagement he's .... engaging? Maybe he's ignoring the thought bubbles that are popping up and going "you hate dealing with negative attention but you need attention", but everyone knows how that works out. Ralph will ride the brief attention high, feign "I'm da Ralphamale BISSSHHH" and eventually spaz out because of his crippling insecurity. That's just how he is. One would think him trying to overcome it is admirable in most circumstances, but starring in El Salvador's Fish Tank ain't it.
He couldn’t handle it and pussied out after less than four hours. He’s convincing himself that a silly fake punch, when it was guaranteed no hands could be laid upon the elderly AIDS fairy, makes this a W for him. He has to tell himself that because he cannot deal with reality or other interacting with humans. He wanted an excursion where he didn’t get his ass beat or humiliated. The producer offering Ralph the opportunity to pose as a rich American eceleb and throw a WWE punch and look tough was irresistible to him. It was better than $10k to the broken Ralph.

He will scamper home to his cat lady hovel, take selfies while practicing WWE poses. His brain is truly broken.
 
I was also thinking it might be a 'werk' with how Ralph made sure to hit both guys in the same spot where it wouldn't hurt them. Maybe he's finally found his calling, Latin American reality TV show star at age 65.

Speaking of age, would anyone be willing to do a little experiment with me? Ask someone who has never heard of Ethan Ralph how old they think this person is:
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The youtube channel for saladortank just posted this short of Ralph:
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I don't think Ralph's coming back, guys. But hey, at least it gives Gaytor a shoutout. I know he's had it rough, what with his "graduation" and all.
He used to be so full of energy and life *sigh*
 
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Well that was fun for a while
Not only did he get kicked out of that porn studio where he fucked a tranny a while back, but now he just straight up got bullied out of a second rate fishtank show, and let's not forget his recent trip that ended with him sucking on some biker's bananas. What a retarded, loser gringo he is, every single American tourist stereotype rolled into one with no charisma. He's South America's gunted garbage, wonder where he will be kicked/laughed out of next?
 
He used to be so full of energy and life *sigh*
30 years of being fat and abusing drugs/alcohol will do that to ya. You have to wonder how much of knowing how fucked he is drives the xanny use. I imagine his daily cycle is 'wake up -> my life sucks -> pops Xanax -> Forgets he's Ethan Ralph -> sleep -> reprat'
Not only did he get kicked out of that porn studio where he fucked a tranny a while back, but now he just straight up got bullied out of a second rate fishtank show
Second rate? Oh ho ho no. People that follow the Ragepig are desensitized with the relative context that comes with Ralph. If list details of the Ralphamale to ANY somewhat normal person, their first thoughts are "holy shit". Fishtank is an obscure, hyperniche thing, but it at least takes place in the US and has any least a few niche, fringe e-celebs. Whatever Ralph was on (before getting promptly bullied out LOL) was in fucking El Salvador and involved people several degrees of separation removed from anyone that anyone would know. Ralph was basically in the sektur equivalent of a snuff film.
and let's not forget his recent trip that ended with him sucking on some biker's bananas.
AND he came out of that at a net negative by losing papaw's ring!!! Unless Ralph thinks swallowing biker banana cum is equivalent to the ring. Maybe, who knows. Still can't believe he was stranded in Tijuana and broadcasted he was sucking off biker's bananas.
 
Ralph in his natural habitat: loitering on a filthy street, waiting for a flight that is many, many, many hours away
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Ralph attempted to escape ASAP but is too poor
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Ralph has been pushing back the time on this stream and has obviously given up.
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He is on Cinemas, talking about how M-town he is for winning his first ever (scripted) fight
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HE JUST SAID HE'S STUCK HERE UNTIL WEDNESDAY EVEN THOUGH THE EVENTS ALREADY OVER :story:
 
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