Possible Ralphamale death has this guy talking like the RiddlerI'm not particularly sure how to interpret Harry "The Foot" Morri's xeet here.
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Possible Ralphamale death has this guy talking like the RiddlerI'm not particularly sure how to interpret Harry "The Foot" Morri's xeet here.
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Translation: “I think this is either a planned or impromptu gay op. There are people aiding him if this is a gay op. Either way, Ralph is in a death spiral.”Possible Ralphamale death has this guy talking like the Riddler
I’d only slightly modify that. I think he means that whether this is a gayop or some actual terrible event which Ralph has inflicted upon himself, it only serves to push him closer to the point of no return in ever having a chance to be near his daughter ever again.Translation: “I think this is either a planned or impromptu gay op. There are people aiding him if this is a gay op. Either way, Ralph is in a death spiral.”
I have two Occams Razors. One is No Colombia and the other is he went to Colombia.Well if we go by Occam's razor, the most likely scenario is that Ralph made it to Colombia but lost his phone and went to get a new phone but pooped his pants on the way there and the poop squirted down his leg and he slipped on it like an oil slick and fell down a hill crashing into various street vendor stalls full of pointy trinkets and hot stews and his pants fell off as he rolled down and when he finally came to a stop on the beach a parakeet swooped down and snipped his dick off and flew out into the ocean and spit his dick out in the ocean because it was icky.
I think Ralph DM'ed some twitter people saying he was and the human trafficking's porn X account claims he was supposed to be there already. That porn account is so sus that it could have it own Amoungus game.Why do people think he was supposed to leave for Colombia on Friday? One of his latest tweets said the event was going to be "next week." Did he actually say he was leaving Friday?
It would be pure kino if all this started as a gayop that resulted in a real drowning.Translation: “I think this is either a planned or impromptu gay op. There are people aiding him if this is a gay op. Either way, Ralph is in a death spiral.”
That would require him to have a friend to take the picture.It would be pure kino if all this started as a gayop that resulted in a real drowning.
"alright, now get a picture of me swimming over here... perfect... stupid marks will love this... why you walking over here bish.. [gurgle] ahhh [gasp] help! [gurgle] stop! [guuuurgle]"
Columbian Ralph shows up in a cartel video not as a victim, but rather using the poop thumb to torture victims.Fun "Oh god please this would be so funny" scenario:
Guntypastas have already been a thing for years at this point.Imagine the guntypastas about hearing spooky hollerin' in the wilds of Mexico that would come out.
We've a whodunit mystery on our hands, of these candidates who killed/kidnapped Ethan Ralph
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You could make a Ralph themed game of clue out of all this.
yeah, the way i see it he either got drunk/high and stumbled into the water and drowned at the beach, is being kept somewhere by someone, or is incapacitated in his shack. there's no way he's conscious and free to move around and willingly not responding to anything. If ralph had that kind of self control he wouldn't be ralph.Suicide has been tossed around a bit but the only way I could see that happening is a Darwin Award worthy death in which Ralph accidentally kills himself while trying to fake his own death. At the very least it keeps things narratively consistent.
Much more likely is that as he always tends to do, he got shit faced on his way to or at the airport. At some point he said or did something stupid such as get caught with his xannies or talked a bunch of shit and was too drunk to bribe the police.
Because it’s a weekend, he probably woke up in the drunk tank on Saturday at some point and has to wait to see a judge until Monday.
Exactly. I've firmly on team Ralphisafuckupandlostsomethingimportantandtryingtogetitbackbeforehegetsbackonline. We won't even remember this in a week.IDK why you guys think the worst Ralph has a long history of fucking up travel plans and getting robbed/losing things
because if ralph lost something or his travel plans were just fucked up he'd be pissed and even more likely to try and reach out to someone to rant about it or beg for help. he has people's real numbers and there are still ways to get in contact with the outside world even without a cellphone in Mexico.IDK why you guys think the worst Ralph has a long history of fucking up travel plans and getting robbed/losing things