@Dirk Dinkum The male sex doll he owns "ironically" wasn't a big enough hint?
Quinton Reviews / Quinton Kyle Hoover / Q_Review / OttselSpy24 / OttselSpy25 - I KNOW WE HIT THE LIMIT FOR ME TO DO THEM, BUT THOSE THINGS TAKE TIME, NOW SHUT UP AND LET ME TALK ABOUT GARFIELD AND MCDONALDS, WHILE MOCKING OTHER YOUTUBERS!!
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I came to clear the waters.
Yes, I'm a faggot. What I meant is that Quinton scared me straight.
Thank you for coming to my TED talk.
Yes, I'm a faggot. What I meant is that Quinton scared me straight.
Thank you for coming to my TED talk.
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Going to be quite busy this week for very obvious reasons so is better to post this now rather than never.
Quinton's birthday was the 7th and unlike every other year he didn't announce it in any capacity. Last year he said he would be holding more grudges in case you want to know what we missed this year. Quinton was effectively AWOL until earlier this week and you may never guess the reason.
Is Quinton using an alt? Likely but he also just admits here he can't stay off Twitter. And clearly also YouTube analytics.
This growth can be attributed to Quinton spamming shorts for the last four months or so, an strategy in which he has weaponized the massive amount of zingers produced from over 24 hours of Nickelodeon sitcom analysis and a couple of originals, such as unpaid promotion of the Garfield movie and his thirst trap that has made me consider eye bleaching.
Regardless, Quinton has bested most of the Channel Autism producers but the heavy hitters and almost everyone he has ever interacted with either positively or negatively. In the spirit of the thread I ask you dear reader, how will he fuck it this time?
Another blast from the past to celebrate Huffman.
Quinton's birthday was the 7th and unlike every other year he didn't announce it in any capacity. Last year he said he would be holding more grudges in case you want to know what we missed this year. Quinton was effectively AWOL until earlier this week and you may never guess the reason.
Is Quinton using an alt? Likely but he also just admits here he can't stay off Twitter. And clearly also YouTube analytics.
This growth can be attributed to Quinton spamming shorts for the last four months or so, an strategy in which he has weaponized the massive amount of zingers produced from over 24 hours of Nickelodeon sitcom analysis and a couple of originals, such as unpaid promotion of the Garfield movie and his thirst trap that has made me consider eye bleaching.
Regardless, Quinton has bested most of the Channel Autism producers but the heavy hitters and almost everyone he has ever interacted with either positively or negatively. In the spirit of the thread I ask you dear reader, how will he fuck it this time?
Another blast from the past to celebrate Huffman.
Bob Saget's Zombie Corpse
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"So um... Here's the thing, I fucking hate Quinton Reviews"
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First time in several months that I've been catching up with this thread, I think this was previously under Internet Famous and I lost track when it was moved (and kept forgetting Quinton exits in general lol). Big props to @Blue Gem Muslim Queen for keeping it updated!
I'm very late to make this observation but I'm surprised how tame he was about Trump when he used to seethe about him completely out of nowhere in his older videos.
Unless the Youtube algorythm changes, 1M subs seems realistically achievable with YT shorts spam and bloated essays, unless he gets lazy or fucks something up which you cannot ever rule out with him.
I'm very late to make this observation but I'm surprised how tame he was about Trump when he used to seethe about him completely out of nowhere in his older videos.
Unless the Youtube algorythm changes, 1M subs seems realistically achievable with YT shorts spam and bloated essays, unless he gets lazy or fucks something up which you cannot ever rule out with him.
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Many such cases. Internet Famous got all the fun cows and Grift Wars has the soyjaks. Glad to have you back anyway.
It took him about 5 years but he realized that politics did kill his channel and he has been this "mellow" for a while. Now his most pathetic exploits are not even getting broadcasted in the Quew. The only thing that could bring the Quinton that made this thread start in the first place is if he gets as cocky as he was when he was "thin", which is something he is actively trying to do.
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Quinton has matured, which is very odd to say considering he reached this maturity while talking about Dan Schneider shows and McDonald's but he did it. The main problem I can see with Q's plan to reach 1M subs is very easy to explain: it probably won't be enough. Q has been vocal that he wants this because is the only big YouTuber milestone he could realistically clear (which is a reasonable assessment considering he has been doing this for 10 years) but the problem at this stage wouldn't be getting there nearly as much as staying there. Internet Comment Etiquette, the guy Quinton worships, has gone up and down the 1M line and now rarely can get even a quarter of his subcount to watch his videos. On his Animeme video, Q makes a soliloquy about how the channel died just short of 1M and it would be the ultimate irony that as much as he tries he ends up unable to roll the boulder uphill in the same fashion. The issue of if Quinton has exhausted his potential audience is real enough that he is going to rebrand again next year. Video essays that last days don't have the same audience as shorts so next year will be him trying to prove he got to this point because of him and not every gimmick he has adopted and dropped.
Quinton has more subs than almost every breadtuber, angry reviewer or breadtube style Viner commentary channel but the heavy hitters. He is more present in the zeitgeist than most people he has beefed with (if you don't count Tom, Emp, Whang and all the other people that at best knew who he was at some point) and has sort of pioneered a niche (he didn't start it and most people influenced by him by weight are Hippie Rat) but it is never enough and will never be enough and that is implying he limps to the goal line.
Quinton, just enjoy what you have now and learn to live with yourself.
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I come back to this thread after almost 4 years and this nigga's still sperging about Garfield.
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I hope you had yourself a very Garfield Christmas.
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Gunter x Gunter
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This guy looks like a tranny that isn't even trying to pass.....
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The only thing about Quinton that transitions is the focus of his channel.
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Watch the video or don't, but the thumbnail made me laugh.
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He is a good boy.
His unsolicited DMs weren't sexual.
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Its funny that this thread has gone from shitting on Quinton, to almost half rooting for him to stop being as much of a manchild and get his shit together. He isn't even an abhorrent person, as much as he's kinda cringe and needs to do some growing up. His content is passable, but mediocre, and he hasn't done anything objectionable other than be fat and sad. Any attempts to call him out for being a creep or a weirdo, he's been able to refute with surprising deftness. He's the kind of person that never went past the point of no return and seems to have chosen to be like this, rather than having some glaring mental issues that make them a cow that literally cannot help themselves. If he just let go of some of the old shit like obsessing over politics, cartoons, and the Internet, and broadened his horizons ever so slightly, nobody would think he was even worth a thread. It's why people like his older content more, before he started going down the orange rabbithole of Garfield and Trump, we know he can be better than that.
It's such an interesting study on how someone can be a cow just from their stubbornness to not change their habits, despite the fact that they obviously want to. The thing he wants to be, isn't necessarily the thing he needs to be. I think a lot of people here have friends, or knew someone like Q, so it almost feels personal.
It's such an interesting study on how someone can be a cow just from their stubbornness to not change their habits, despite the fact that they obviously want to. The thing he wants to be, isn't necessarily the thing he needs to be. I think a lot of people here have friends, or knew someone like Q, so it almost feels personal.
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'Member the DM saga when even Quinton and his friends believed we were on his side because we weren't just laughing at him. Or the Flowergothic saga, when we called Julia out as much as him (if not more).
I can only speak for myself but this is one of the nicer threads on the site. We take turns watching over him and confirm he is only interesting every couple of months. Quinton won't turn you into an a-log if you recognize he is never going back to making comfy videos for people that don't autistically ramble about child sitcoms and their implications. Quinton made me start this thread in the first place because no one in this website had even mentioned him even when every single person on his corner of the Internet was making fun of him. As Beige Frequency put it, Quinton isn't a lolcow but he sure as fuck is way too addicted to attention that loves fanning the flames when he thinks he has the upper hand like the aforementioned EFAP saga, the Mumkey saga or the skeptics saga. Otherwise he would be relegated to a couple of posts here and there in YouTube Autism and breadtube threads, where he was also largely ignored. Kiwi Farms may unironically be responsible for a lot people knowing who he is.
I don't wish success nor suffering to Quinton because he does it all by himself.
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Quinton is part of an active investigation again smh.
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Crosspost from the jonathan tronathan appreciation thread
Quinton 0 : Jontron: over 9 thousand
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Its more impressive how Quinton completely missed why his shitty vidcon video is being praised on his sub-reddit.
The video this fat dolt made didn't get better, he just pushed away every fan who wasn't a sycophant who would love nothing more than to suck Quintons balls for pathetic autistic/parasocial reasons.