Razörfist / The Rageoholic / xRazorfistx / Daniel Paul Harris - Hipster Metalfag. Game Journo-Doesn't Play Games He Reviews. Thief Fanfic Author. COOMER AND GROOMER.

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Another Republican, Danny, doesn’t like Mike Huckabee, calling out evangelicals and Trump for being silent on Israel and passing anti-Christian laws. He's asking the Baptist's to join the Catholics in boycotting Israel.

Finally, they've begun to wake up. Took them long enough.

Love how, in this guy's mind, when you talk about an issue that's finally been brought into the mainstream after years of ruthless censorship, you're suddenly 'obsessed' with it—just because it's not the issue he's ass-mad about (that being China), which has already received copious amounts of mainstream media attention. But the moment people en masse finally get red-pilled about Israel and the jews, it's suddenly: 'Hur dur, you're obsessed.' Nope, just looking at who is responsible for our current predicament, and one common factor keeps coming up. I also find it funny that this guy, who complains about left-wing propaganda in the media, never asks the question: who is making it?

He doesn't want his fans badmouthing Israel, because the main right-wing media allied with Trump are Zionists; and he wants a spot among them. He can't have that if he openly acknowledges that the main source of Christ-hating propaganda comes from American Jewry. The Japanese version of Castlevania is openly pro-Christ, with the Belmonts allied with the Church and using Holy attacks against Dracula, and even something like Bayonetta has the titular character fight pagan angels instead of fighting Christian angels. But when the former is reinterpreted through western Hollywood eyes, suddenly the Christian Church is evil, part of the reason why Dracula crashed out and declared war on God.

I also can't help but be reminded that I shit you not—just a couple months back, this faggot started malding because people were talking about the ADL instead of China. And in the same breath, he admitted that people criticizing the ADL were usually right to do so. As to his disingenuous framing of his incipient tweet—the hinge of my personal politics is American sovereignty, bitch. Yours is the culture war grift.

As opposed to you, who's just a conventional sperg. Also, love how Danny didn’t answer the question because he knows he is the one full of shit and doesn't have an argument. Try telling that to Congress, you feckless turd. The House just voted 422-6 to NOT cut $500 million from funding Israel’s missile defense. His attempts to stop people from talking about the U.S. being beholden to a foreign country are quite telling. Want to know who made it our business jackass? They did.

The only difference is that at least some Culture Warriors have recognized the negative effects of America's subservience to Israel and the cultural effects of Jews who hate Christ upon culture. Someone like me can recognize that while some secular and conservative Jews can be friends of Christians, there are still Jews who act in opposition to Christ and try to attack Christianity in culture. Razor doesn't want to recognize that, because he's trying to get in bed with the official right-leaning media, which would have no problems barbecuing him if he's caught saying anything "anti-semitic".

I also can't help but notice that this comes after the recent Israeli strike on the only Catholic church in Gaza which I assume prompted him to post this retardation. In case you need anymore evidence that he is larping as a Christian. You do not hate this man enough he is one of the most evil individuals I have ever seen.

Somehow I don't think that bothers Danny-boy that much. The Israelis torching a Catholic Church is probably a good thing in his eyes; the "good guys" burning down the big bad Church that he sees as evil, especially given how "woke" the current Church leadership is.

 

[fagtoid]

Does this hispter faggot not understand that the president he voted for ran on a campaign of "America first"? What the fuck is America first about meddling endlessly in the Middle East, doing the bidding of Israel, fighting endless wars there? What does the average American get out of the non stop conflict there? If anything, the people obsessed with Israel and the Middle East is the US government. Trump, Republican, Democrats, doesnt matter, all are equally obsessed. They're almost like fangirls screaming hysterically after seeing their favorite boyband in person when it comes to Israel.

I love how he's framing the people questioning the government's undying support for Israel that costs tax payers billion of dollars every year as "obsessed". If anything, it's Trump and the government that's obsessed with Israel, who the fuck is he trying to fool here? The people critical of it are trying to get the government to stop being obsessed with Israel, they want nothing to do with Israel or the Middle East. They want the government to spend their money on the US, focus on domestic issues, how the fuck is that being a jewsperg? If Israel and Iran wants to bomb each other, let them go nuts, why should the US get involved?

This is the same guy that bitched about US unfreezing billions of dollars of frozen Iranian assets a year ago or so, but has no problem with US donating billions to Israel yearly. I'm really convinced Danny is a kike now. He's deflecting and covering for Israel so fucking hard. A church got bombed in Gaza, you'd expect outrage from a self professed Christian, but here he is defending Israel instead, telling everyone to stop being obsessed. If he's gonna tell people to stop being a Jewsperg, he should take his own advice and stop being a chinasperg.

 

[baggydacky]

I recently bought Stellar Blade just to spite Mr Harrisberg and the payment processors

I hate Razorfist and Visa, but buying Stellar Blade ain't gonna stick it to them. Shift Up started hiring for ESG consultation almost immediately after Stellar Blade came out. That was actually what made me question the Culture War to begin with.

 

[skibidi biden]

I hate Razorfist and Visa, but buying Stellar Blade ain't gonna stick it to them. Shift Up started hiring for ESG consultation almost immediately after Stellar Blade came out. That was actually what made me question the Culture War to begin with.

Tbf I was planning on pirating it but it wasn't cracked yet, they have a very funny portrayl of a Native American in Xion if you go to Su's bar. My biggest complaint is that it has some Sony Californian PS5 design language made for the Darksydephils of the world so I can see where they would get ESG if Snoy can make them give hints for retards who can't solve basic puzzles but the Native American statue in game makes me think they aren't listening to them.

 

[Me262PrinceOfTurboJet]

Hmmm. So the guy who wrote a book that included a scene where twelve-year-old kids have an orgy in a sewer is dismissing the Epstein files. Interesting.

The movie adaptations are almost always better than King's books, tbh. Even the lesser ones like The Langoliers usually had at least one great/entertaining performance like Bronson Pinchot's Craig Toomey or Tim Curry as Pennywise. The film adaptation of Secret Window even fixed King's shitty ending with one that was pretty much perfect. Nobody would remember the stories like Pet Sematary or The Shining without actors like Fred Gwynne and Jack Nicholson bringing those characters to life. You can't read Pet Sematary and not mentally read Jud Crandall's dialogue in Fred Gwynne's voice. Why the fuck did King's publisher not object to the child orgy in IT?

 

[Level99Manchild]

I remembered how it was fun to laugh at the SJWs and how they get triggered at the sight of bare titties or animoo chicks, but their presidents at least ran a tight ship and kept the world singing to the tune of American-led Globalism. I saw how Biden's response to Putin's aggression in Ukraine united the Western World behind America and showed how American leadership was necessary. I saw how Asian nations were willing to go along with Biden's agenda (like letting some Samsung CEO get out of jail to solve a chip shortage) because the soft-power influence America had over them was immense.

(Biden and tight ship in one paragraph)
Uuuuh...

 

[LORD IMPERATOR]

(Biden and tight ship in one paragraph)
Uuuuh...

Biden's presidency started in the shitter, especially after that Afghanistan fiasco, but his response to Russia got people to respect America again. If Trump merely continued his strategy of building strong ties with ASEAN and the EU to isolate Moscow and Beijing, America would be ruling the world by now once again.

 

[Level99Manchild]

Biden's presidency started in the shitter, especially after that Afghanistan fiasco, but his response to Russia got people to respect America again.

Without politcal sperging, no it didn't.

 

[LORD IMPERATOR]

Razorfist would've blown a gasket if Biden's name was on the Epstein List and he refused to release it. But since it's Trump on the hot seat, Danny-boy is on defense mode.

Without politcal sperging, no it didn't.

It did. Most of the Asian and European powers (ie. the countries with money and status) respected America before Trump's stupid tariff wars. China and Russia were on the decline. All Trump needed to do was keep up the pressure on Moscow and Beijing, and he'd have the love of the world by now.

 

[TheNeoMutualist]

The movie adaptations are almost always better than King's books, tbh. Even the lesser ones like The Langoliers usually had at least one great/entertaining performance like Bronson Pinchot's Craig Toomey or Tim Curry as Pennywise. The film adaptation of Secret Window even fixed King's shitty ending with one that was pretty much perfect. Nobody would remember the stories like Pet Sematary or The Shining without actors like Fred Gwynne and Jack Nicholson bringing those characters to life. You can't read Pet Sematary and not mentally read Jud Crandall's dialogue in Fred Gwynne's voice. Why the fuck did King's publisher not object to the child orgy in IT?

yeah the Shining is one of my all time favorite films, King on the other hand is a mostly flat and shit writer. Just read Lovecraft, way better as an author.

 

[NeedsToBe42%]

I recently bought Stellar Blade just to spite Mr Harrisberg and the payment processors, its honestly hilarious that no NPCs in the game actually sexualize Eve despite her tits and ass hanging out in game and treat her as a person and it could be argued it teaches you to not be horny.

Despite the game having some sexy outfits for Eve, and the existence of jiggle physics and suggestive camera angles in a few scenes, Stellar Blade is a surprisingly tasteful (and fun) game. Neo puritan retards who call it a "gooner game" like Danny have never played it, nor will they. While not a particularly difficult game, SB still requires some level of competence on boss battles on normal difficulty or above, this would instantly make it a no go for shekelfist.

 

[Me262PrinceOfTurboJet]

yeah the Shining is one of my all time favorite films, King on the other hand is a mostly flat and shit writer. Just read Lovecraft, way better as an author.

Absolutely. The Lovecraft-adjacent stuff like The King In Yellow by Robert W Chambers, and the short story The Hounds of Tindalos by Frank Belknap Long are fantastic reads as well.

 

[LORD IMPERATOR]

Despite the game having some sexy outfits for Eve, and the existence of jiggle physics and suggestive camera angles in a few scenes, Stellar Blade is a surprisingly tasteful (and fun) game. Neo puritan retards who call it a "gooner game" like Danny have never played it, nor will they. While not a particularly difficult game, SB still requires some level of competence on boss battles on normal difficulty or above, this would instantly make it a no go for shekelfist.

I can only imagine his reaction to Bayonetta, which is not only suggestive in its camera angles and execution moves, but the game is challenging on normal and above that many players are going to get through it with a few levels on the lowest score rating, with many mini-bosses in the later levels being tougher than the bosses in the early levels. I can imagine Razor throwing the controller at the screen.

 

[baggydacky]

I can only imagine his reaction to Bayonetta, which is not only suggestive in its camera angles and execution moves, but the game is challenging on normal and above that many players are going to get through it with a few levels on the lowest score rating, with many mini-bosses in the later levels being tougher than the bosses in the early levels. I can imagine Razor throwing the controller at the screen.

My personal issue with Stellar Blade is that it's stretched very thin and has no idea what it wants to be. It tries to be a soulslike and a character action game, and winds up doing neither of them very well. If you want an unapologetically sexy game with great combat and a fun story, I would just say to get Bayonetta.

 

[LORD IMPERATOR]

My personal issue with Stellar Blade is that it's stretched very thin and has no idea what it wants to be. It tries to be a soulslike and a character action game, and winds up doing neither of them very well. If you want an unapologetically sexy game with great combat and a fun story, I would just say to get Bayonetta.

That is what I did; all three games of her. And yes, it's basically Ninja Gaiden with T&A. I can imagine Razor getting mighty mad at it, considering that Bayonetta is unapologetically horny.

 

[Buttz McSmellington]

Judging by the size of that chili dog, I'd say it's the birth of his addiction to big wieners.

 

[Quarterback Rex Grossman]

We're overreacting. Trump is always proven right in 1 to 2 weeks (TWO MORE WEEKS!) The Epstein files are being released and it's over with, not even an issue, and it was only started by people embarrassed at Iran not turning into WW3.

All that in one answer (timestamped). All that's missing is him ordering us to move on like all the other conservative influencers have.

 

[Joakim]

We're overreacting. Trump is always proven right in 1 to 2 weeks (TWO MORE WEEKS!) The Epstein files are being released and it's over with, not even an issue, and it was only started by people embarrassed at Iran not turning into WW3.

All that in one answer (timestamped). All that's missing is him ordering us to move on like all the other conservative influencers have.

So how much of a review is actually there?

 

[NeedsToBe42%]

I can only imagine his reaction to Bayonetta, which is not only suggestive in its camera angles and execution moves, but the game is challenging on normal and above that many players are going to get through it with a few levels on the lowest score rating, with many mini-bosses in the later levels being tougher than the bosses in the early levels. I can imagine Razor throwing the controller at the screen.

God, I could just imagine him playing Bayonetta. He already seems to be eternally butthurt over Tomonobu Itagaki, even though Ninja Gaiden, in theory, should be up his alley: cool ninja doing cool ninja shit, cheesy action movie plot, hot chicks with big boobs. Though, the final one wouldn’t appeal to him anymore, now that he wants to get into Melonie Mac’s panties, and needs to pretend that he isn’t a massive gooner with a porn addiction himself. Bayonetta would be pure seethe. Stone ratings, stone ratings everywhere! He’d write it off as “typical” and “overrated” Jap crap.

 

[LORD IMPERATOR]

God, I could just imagine him playing Bayonetta. He already seems to be eternally butthurt over Tomonobu Itagaki, even though Ninja Gaiden, in theory, should be up his alley: cool ninja doing cool ninja shit, cheesy action movie plot, hot chicks with big boobs. Though, the final one wouldn’t appeal to him anymore, now that he wants to get into Melonie Mac’s panties, and needs to pretend that he isn’t a massive gooner with a porn addiction himself. Bayonetta would be pure seethe. Stone ratings, stone ratings everywhere! He’d write it off as “typical” and “overrated” Jap crap.

Razörfist's playthrough of Bayonetta is probably going to be one long line of stone ratings, with one or two bronze medals here and there. Then he'd bitch about how it's too hard and how Bayonetta is spiritually caustic.