Star Wars Griefing Thread (SPOILERS) - Safety off

[Mr. Racewar1488]

She looks Indian.

DESIGNATED. SHITTING. HYPERSPACE LANES.

 

[LORD IMPERATOR]

I actually really like SWTOR. My favorite thing about the Sith Empire is their self awareness. The Sith are naturally bloodthirsty retards who will happily shoot themselves in the foot just for a second of satisfaction. So the only way their civillization can work is with a rigid caste system and punishment for any Sith who gives into their base desires of widespread murder and mayhem. But you also know that they're doomed in the long run because even if they destroy the republic, they'll just descend into infighting like they always do.

It was the Sith Emperor's job was to keep that infighting to a minimum, and for the first 1300 years of his reign, it worked. Even the Jedi historians looking over that part of Sith history noted how the Sith showed remarkable self-restraint, unity, and sacrifice, working to enact a plan of vengeance that most of them won't live to see. The Sith Empire functioned like a well-oiled machine, the backstabbings were kept to a minimum, everyone knew their place, and everyone worked for the greater good.

The moment the Sith Emperor started going off to focus on plans to destroy the galaxy or build up Zakuul, it was over for the Sith Empire, because he got so distracted that Darth Jadus even noted how he could turn the Dark Temple into a monument for himself, and the Sith Emperor would fail to object. As the Imperial Agent, you can even help Jadus take over the Sith Empire behind the Emperor's back, and the latter won't punish you in the least. And of course, without the Sith Emperor playing daddy over the Sith, they went back to backstabbing each other, and the Empire fell into decay. By the time you check in with Darth Marr in the first expansion, he tells you that the Empire is one standard year away from collapsing. If the Empire didn't grab the Isotope-5 during the Hutt Cartel-Republic war, they'd be doomed.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

"My Brain Size has doubled since the last time we met, Count"

- Alfox

 

[natural born loser]

Is Cloud City a ship?

 

[Mr. Racewar1488]

Is Cloud City a ship?

It's a city, hence why it's called Cloud City and not Cloud Ship or Cloud Island.

 

[Fatsuit Shinji]

It's a city, hence why it's called Cloud City and not Cloud Ship or Cloud Island.

It does have replusor lifts and limited means of propulsion to maintain its position. And if needed to, move vertically and horizontally to another location on the planet. Moving at speed or going off world are however not doable.

 

[Caddo Cobgang]

DESIGNATED. SHITTING. HYPERSPACE LANES.

now I am just imagining an Indian or at least a equilviant culture of Human in the Star Wars universe shitting on the second Death Star shortly before the Battle of Endor and getting executed on orders of Palpatine

Do you prefer round lightsaber tips in the OT or the sharper tips in the PT?

im Dooku-pilled personally

 

[Problematic User Forever]

It does have replusor lifts and limited means of propulsion to maintain its position. And if needed to, move vertically and horizontally to another location on the planet. Moving at speed or going off world are however not doable.

Does it have a self destruct?

 

[Cactuar King]

Does it have a self destruct?

Why would it? That'd be like giving a mining town a self-destruct feature.

 

[Problematic User Forever]

Why would it? That'd be like giving a mining town a self-destruct feature.

Could there be a fatal flaw where you could do something to blow it up like the Death Star?

 

[Fatsuit Shinji]

Does it have a self destruct?

No mention of one in EU, since Lando had to abandon Cloud City to the Empire.

 

[Drag-on Knight 91873]

Could there be a fatal flaw where you could do something to blow it up like the Death Star?

It floats above the clouds. Do enough damage to the repulsors and it'll fall. Of course, it'd be like 9/11 × 1000 to do so, which is why Lando didn't do it.

 

[Cactuar King]

It floats above the clouds. Do enough damage to the repulsors and it'll fall. Of course, it'd be like 9/11 × 1000 to do so, which is why Lando didn't do it.

No kidding.

 

[The greater a'tuin]

You're just going to leave off Barriss like that?

Shartsney sure did, taking forever to follow up on her story, then having the grand inquisitor not respond at all when facing the one who made him join the dark side, then having Vader not even pause for a second over what she did to Ahsoka, then ending her tale on another vague note where she might've survived a lightsaber stab because god-emperor forbid any character not be open to recycling forever.