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It's an almost universal trait in lolcows - being unable to admit they are wrong about even the most mundane thing, even when presented with reams of evidence. I think the best example of this with Zach is when he began his "vendetta" against the Orlando Fringe Festival, for "misleading" him about venue access and pricing, DESPITE IT BEING EASILY READ ON THE WEBSITE. Even when this was pointed out to him, Zach HAD to act like he was correcting some GREAT INJUSTICE when a normal person would have been "Oh, looks like I'm a dumbass who can't read! WHOOPS!"One of Zach’s most lolcowy traits is his total lack of any kind of humility, versus his total lack of power. Not only will he not accept that he’s in the wrong, but he also won’t accept that BlueSky has the right to ban him for violating their rules. I look forward to whatever childish tantrum he throws over this.
No doubt he’ll do his “um as a neurodivergent savant genius, I don’t understand this (it is your fault)” bit.
Or, if one’s ego is fragile (like Zach’s), not drawing attention from it. He’s still openly upset about it.Even when this was pointed out to him, Zach HAD to act like he was correcting some GREAT INJUSTICE when a normal person would have been "Oh, looks like I'm a dumbass who can't read! WHOOPS!"
We all know the "stick" in Zack's case is his horse dildo.Zack is the opposite of that a Teddy Roosevelt quote: “speak softly and carry a big stick.”
Zack has opted to speak at length, loud and annoying as anything, and to carry a dozen teeny little knives.
Maybe they're referencing the overlarge glasses and ongoing tooth loss.Zach is a “trans elder?” Man, that’s got to sting.
And the stick is in his ass.We all know the "stick" in Zack's case is his horse dildo.
The vast majority of trans-identified males are fundamentally conservative white men with the social views to match. They'll posture as being "progressive" but the only "cause" they really care about that can be twisted to sound remotely liberal is their own. If the GOP suddenly pivoted and started supporting trans rights, even if they remained the same on every single other issue, the vast majority of trannies would fall right in line and start voting red like there's no tomorrow.Makes you wonder why so many of these trans activists are so pro Israel. Isn't being against genociding poor brown Arabs a big no-no among their group? Aren't they all pro migrants? What happened here?
Israel manufactures much of the drugs used by the Trans community.Makes you wonder why so many of these trans activists are so pro Israel.
To be fair, Israel manufactures a lot of drugs. On another note, there's another Cow Crossover here- Mags Visaggio has his own thread.
I've often joked that putting a boot up Zack's ass would backfire both because he'd want it there and the added danger of getting your foot stuck. I change my mind. Putting a boot up there will literally have him stop talking; that's where his mouth is.Zach is a great example of how even profoundly challenged individuals can spout postmodernist rhetoric as if it means anything.
I would think it doesn't need a rewrite, just a bit of an addendum.Not to complain as the OP was good for its time but is now out of date.
I have no plan to do it anytime soon. Unlike MovieBob, who truly fascinates me, Zach is more a morbid curiosity and I find him annoying. I might change my mind later but if anyone wants to start a new OP, don't hesitate.