Artcow Ellen Woodbury / Pizzacake / Pizzacakecomic - A 40 year old webcomic artist, mother, porn star, misandrist, dramacow and Reddit celebrity. Threatens to sue her critics and cuckolds her husband. Female Andrew Dobson.

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The first one is definitely getting a nude alt.
I was indeed correct.
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Though I have to rely on the blurred thumbnail and the name, I'm pretty sure that's it.
 
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Ah yes, how dare men have a preference.
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I agree with her but I'll argue that since she does porn, she should consider what men want.
In the 2010s there were similar posts about short hair on women. I agree that long hair is prettier, but it's their choice. Regardless it's cringe to make posts about how men don't like x.
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This post is one day old on the pizzacakesnark reddit. Ellen is so quick to fall for ragebait.
 
"Men/Women don't like this" posts and the subsequent seething is bottom of the barrel internet sperging. Just a never ending loop of "WE don't like this" and then "good, we don't like you either!" I remember when short hair got the same treatment too and instead of malding about it online I just ignored it entirely because I truly didn't care. Why Ellen, who doesn't even have a nose ring, cares... maybe the profile picture for Rick made her extra mad because what he said wasn't particularly shocking. She should make a twitter account if she finds this low level discourse entertaining.
 
"Dirty looking hillbillies"

I really hate how liberals and leftists get away with blatant classism when it comes to poor whites.
She draws minorities as dirty, too. I wish Ellen would be called out for her racism.
Edit: Ellen's being sexist again.
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She's obsessed with the evil men online and confusing it with reality.

How is Ellen so retarded? Weird and bad people exist on the internet. You don't have to look at them.
 
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The only way she profits off of comics are through a board game she recently...made? Co-made? Was an artist for?...idk
Someone else made the rules of the game, they just used her art and name to push the card game. She didn’t have to put any thought or effort into it herself.
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Is this supposed to be a smug reaction? Haven't seen the movie.
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Oh please, they can't cook and clean yet. Does Ellen do anything besides seethe? She could be replaced with an AI.
Please tell me Ellen was actually watching Asmongold. Kek. I wish she would livestream herself watching him. I can imagine the coping and seething now.
 
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It takes ages, like 10-15 minutes for me. I did go ahead and add a wip archive link.
Yeah but putting it in the queue, and then copy pasting the wip archive link takes 30 seconds max so if you’re going to a-log constantly you might as well add an archive for the future.
 
She draws minorities as dirty, too. I wish Ellen would be called out for her racism.
That's the AWFL for ya. Just as racist, if not more racist than those she criticizes, but because she has "correct opinions", she thinks she can get away with it.
Edit: Ellen's being sexist again.
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She's obsessed with the evil men online and confusing it with reality.

How is Ellen so retarded? Weird and bad people exist on the internet. You don't have to look at them.

Ellen is as smart as a Facebook boomer.
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This is part of a larger rant I have, but I hate this performative activism via talking about not coming to America due to "bad dictator". Meanwhile, there's countries and kingdoms espoused as tourist destinations that oppress women far far worse, and you don't hear a peep from said activists.

What happened to your wedding?!
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Too big to fit in one screencap, but this is Ellen's reply.

I may have said it before, but Ellen takes this stuff too seriously.
Using the men who are hyper into gender war bullshit to espouse your gender war takes are just as bad as the men who spout "all women are whores" when they see a tiktok or podcast of vile women talking about their adulterous adventures or their belittlement of men.
Is it that hard to be nice to the opposite gender for nicety's sake?
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Is this supposed to be a smug reaction? Haven't seen the movie.
So this is the mythical standards you cling to and are upset men criticize?
Something that nobody has any Earthly control over? She is a shallow bitch, a Jezebel.
 
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