"Jim" / James Augustine née James Patrick O'Shaughnessy / Mister Metokur / Jim81Jim / Internet Aristocrat - His autistic videos and the gay beta "sweetie squad" who mindlessly suck his cock.

[Gruntgar The Indentured]

Jim is an old glowie bootlicker now, but I'm still gonna watch the Tomlinson stream.
I mean as much as he just kind of does funny voices and cackles for money, Tomlinson is such a classic lolcow topic that there's gotta be some kino moments Jim can get from him.

w-we're getting the Tomlinson stream this year right Jim? Jim?
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It will be released after he dies but it will also just be a 10 hour loop of "buy a hat for your hat".

 

[Anonymou]

I don't get why he's spending the last stretch of his life putting all his energy into insipid politics brainrot, especially after preaching about not taking retarded shit serious for pretty much the entirety of his internet presence. I hope he's getting paid or something.

 

[Sneedmiser]

The Tomlinson stream will play over Jim's funeral and Pat will be injected with a gallon of Tonkasaw's AIDS blood as PPP farts in Nikki's vagina. Trust the plan.

 

[Cousin Skeeter]

>expect us, we are legun
>does nothing

I forgot how much of an absolute sniveling weasely faggot vee was

 

[Sammich]

He said in a stream before that he didn't want to have kids and then die

Yeah, that was after he got sick though, iirc.

 

[SweetWhosBeenGroundUp]

A chudbud classic got reworked

 

[SandyCat]

I don't get why he's spending the last stretch of his life putting all his energy into insipid politics brainrot, especially after preaching about not taking retarded shit serious for pretty much the entirety of his internet presence. I hope he's getting paid or something.

Hypocrisy probably

 

[Unintelligence Score]

A chudbud classic got reworked

This clearly needed to be done in Jim's voice.

 

[tehpope]

A bunch of merch, if not all idk, is being removed on August 3rd 2025 at 11:59PM CST.

https://metokur.myshopify.com/collections/to-be-discontinued

 

[Dendyy]

A bunch of merch, if not all idk, is being removed on August 3rd 2025 at 11:59PM CST.

https://metokur.myshopify.com/collections/to-be-discontinued

Is that the day he plans on kicking the bucket?

 

[NoWayBro]

Is that the day he plans on kicking the bucket?

My first thought was that Jim actually died or is in the hospital for the rest of his life so the merch is being removed. 77 products sounds like the full catalogue; he's never had that much stuff up at once.

 

[Evil Bunny]

Is that the day he plans on kicking the bucket?

probably not, this has been done a few times in last few years.

 

[Depressed_Oni]

Is Metokur dead? Normally he is posting quite a bit on X like every other day.

 

[SandyCat]

Is Metokur dead? Normally he is posting quite a bit on X like every other day.

It's not uncommon for him to go silent on xitter for days at a time

But to answer your question yes he is dead. He dies multiple times a week just like Boogie.

 

[Brown People are Gross]

This guy has always been an unfunny and insufferable internet tough guy. Don't know why anyone likes him, probably got in early, like Boogie or DSP.

 

[Enward Cullen]

A bunch of merch, if not all idk, is being removed on August 3rd 2025 at 11:59PM CST.

https://metokur.myshopify.com/collections/to-be-discontinued

Took a bit to go through it, and it’s nowhere near all of it, just most of the old holiday merch, glassware and the bento boxes. Seems like afterwards it’ll be narrowed down to the best selling clothing options and the more popular dad hats.

Nearly all of the accessories will be gone, with just two mugs, one bento box and a tumbler surviving. Valentines items will be gone. Christmas items will be gone. Misc Holiday items will be gone. Halloween is only losing the election themed items.

The most interesting thing to me is the Halloween items remaining whilst the Christmas selection is wiped out.

 

[TV's Adam West]

Jim didn't say RIP Ozzy, no Tomlinson stream and the Vtuber shit?

He's now an enemy of the state.

 

[SandyCat]

Jim didn't say RIP Ozzy, no Tomlinson stream and the Vtuber shit?

He's now an enemy of the state.

You either die the funny beloved internet man or live long enough to lust after vtuber armpits

 

[The Backwards Man]

Is Metokur dead?

Here's hoping

 

[The Reddest Red 0ne]

STILL NO PICS OF THIS NIGGA?! GODDAMNIT.