"Jim" / James Augustine née James Patrick O'Shaughnessy / Mister Metokur / Jim81Jim / Internet Aristocrat - His autistic videos and the gay beta "sweetie squad" who mindlessly suck his cock.

[GoharMaria]

You either die the funny beloved internet man or live long enough to lust after vtuber armpits

Jim gets diagnosed with cancer aids and 2 years to live, completely drops the mask and starts lusting after pippa.

 

[BigFatSweatyMan]

Ralph thinks Jim is dead.

Ralph is claiming Total Gunt Victory in his death pool battle with Jim


X|A

 

[Catgirl Tyranid]

So wait, did doki doki Jersh call out Jim last week or the week prior? Did Doki Doki Jersh kill Jim?

 

[I'mma real anime gurl]

What if the unforeseen expenses is the merch store itself.

 

[Officer Barbrady]

What if the unforeseen expenses is the merch store itself.

Seems odd though that it's his wife doing it and not Jim himself.

 

[TV's Adam West]

Ralph thinks Jim is dead.

Ralph it's time. Jerk off on his grave.

 

[Autismobili Lamborghini]

I am not too sure he's dead, yet. I think its more likely that he's hospitalized, it's a very deliberately odd phrasing if he were dead to just talk about unforeseen expenses in light of that.

Emphasis on 'yet'. Cancer burns the wick fast.

 

[Masked Hero Dark Law]

Ralph it's time. Jerk off on his grave.

I'm pretty Jim is destined to be cremated and his ashes will be sent to a certain gentleman that lives in Florida. This person will then use the ashes to grow potatoes.

 

[Jack Garland]

Total Ralphamale victory?

 

[LillyTheBestGirl]

Ozzy Osbourne (OO), Hulk Hogan (HH)... It's honestly a perfect week for MM to die too

 

[GamerGateSurvivor]

I can understand if Jim's family wants to wait to confirm he's passed. It'll give them time to plan a funeral without it being crashed and swatted by a bunch of retards.

 

[BinaricHate]

Ozzy Osbourne (OO), Hulk Hogan (HH)... It's honestly a perfect week for MM to die too

My wifi goes out for one day and suddenly like 4 different people die. Wow.

 

[PhoBingas]

Nigger, everyone was hooked on Game of Thrones when it was airing which has everything you mentioned and more. I didn't go accusing my friends of being degenerates for liking it.

I did. GoT was just thinly veiled softcore fantasy porn and I ridiculed anyone who mentioned to me they watched it in meat-land.

I don't watch anime, I was just making fun of Jimcels by highlighting the fact that gooning to pervy nip cartoons is not compatible with conservative values.

Yeah, but conservative values in the states are generally only concerned with conserving Israel. The last 20 years, it's just sort of turned into another meaningless buzzword, but I get what you're saying.

Does this make him a scatophile?

Going by the looks of GRRM, he's probably got the same proclivities as another guy we all know with a grizzled gunt, especially after Martin put a like 2 page diatribe about some chick dying of dysentery and shitting into a river!

 

[Axiom.]

Hope you can outlive Ralph, Jim.
So at least you can officially have the last laugh.

 

[Polyboros2]

What if the unforeseen expenses is the merch store itself.

To me it reads like the expenses were what the drop shipper was charging, not personal ones for Jim and Jade.

 

[Rachael Ray]

Jim's had quiet stretches before (usually due to a health complication) so this might just be another. They've also discontinued store items before but never this many at once. Who knows

 

[Vibralldo]

Ralph it's time. Jerk off on his grave.

Nick Rekeita said he could do it

(I don't think Jim's dead)

 

[Low IQ Doctor]

I'm going to bet on Jim and Jade divorce arc. Despite his Cushing'd up body, he can still pull some absolutely MID vtuber poon.

 

[Devious Dave]

If Jim died jade would just come out and say it. Taking the merch down is probably just because its not profitable if he died people would be grabbing up merch why wouldn't she take that opportunity to make money on it.

 

[PhoBingas]

If Jim died jade would just come out and say it. Taking the merch down is probably just because its not profitable if he died people would be grabbing up merch why wouldn't she take that opportunity to make money on it.

The merch site probably just upped their prices, like everybody else did. If they suddenly wanted a couple extra grand to host and ship, I don't really blame them, especially if Metokur has medical bills.