Patrick Alan Melton / Nobody Likes Onions / "THE QUEEN!!" - Obese STMS a-log, "Dabbleverse" creep, "jokes" about children starting an OnlyFans (at 15), scouts X to find photos of them, offers child vocalised TTS. Argued for "ethical generative AI CP", conceded awkwardly with a laugh amid backlash.

[Burt Macklin]

Looks like podawful's doing a Melton/Mersh/Cog episode today.

Interesting how they all look like weird versions of each other.

FAT.
BEARD.
GLASSES.
WONKY EYES.
BROKE.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

I just can't believe how no one else has pointed out how much of a sperg he becomes when you recite something he is involved in and miss a minor detail.

I avoid watching or listening to him at all costs. But I’m not surprised Melton is a fan of argument from a minor error. Trying to invalidate an entire argument by fixating on a small or irrelevant mistake is real Internet Flame Wars 101 stuff. I would expect nothing more sophisticated from this fat cunt.

 

[AltisticRight]

You mean like rumble rants?
Stream yard?
PayPal?
Venmo?

This isn't new. YouTube is fine with it.

Yeah, because circumventing YouTube's grift is comparable to an entire system that does it being promoted to many (albeit boring and irrelevant) people while benefitting one person. Sure.

YouTube won't care unless it gets large enough. Luckily only a few drooling retards follow the diddleverse and a few kiwifags follow an ex-lawyer, so it'll never get big enough for YouTube to care about.

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

Yeah, because circumventing YouTube's grift is comparable to an entire system that does it being promoted to many (albeit boring and irrelevant) people while benefitting one person. Sure.

YouTube won't care unless it gets large enough. Luckily only a few drooling retards follow the diddleverse and a few kiwifags follow an ex-lawyer, so it'll never get big enough for YouTube to care about.

Youtube is also totally fine with the platform being used for copyright infringement and unlawful use of people's likeness.
Surely there is no way Youtube would object to lawfully questionable practices on their platform.

Watch the trashcans from the Melton glazers fly in.

 

[Outer Space Traveller]

Interesting how they all look like weird versions of each other.

FAT.
BEARD.
GLASSES.
WONKY EYES.
BROKE.

Not just weird. It's FUNNY and WEIRD how they all look dysgenic and spiteful mutants.

I avoid watching or listening to him at all costs. But I’m not surprised Melton is a fan of argument from a minor error. Trying to invalidate an entire argument by fixating on a small or irrelevant mistake is real Internet Flame Wars 101 stuff. I would expect nothing more sophisticated from this fat cunt.

Ah, so he is a more annoying version of ShortFatOtaku, except he doesn't pretend to be an intellectual.

 

[Hamburger Detractor]

But I’m not surprised Melton is a fan of argument from a minor error.

Melton loves all kinds of minors.

 

[Sneed Force One]

I'm gonna give it to Aaron, I just checked Aaron's cite for Exhibit 19 for June 10, 2024 (2:58:48 - 3:00:00)
And I gotta tell you ladies and gentlemen, he might have cooked. This does not. look. good!
View attachment 7662121
Editors Note: I censored the children's name, added AI captions and a little dramatic flair. This is not strictly the original video.

"Am I going to be going after these children, not necessarily..."
"...he's now going to weaponise them in his war against Rekieta...
THAT MAKES THEM FAIR GAME"

I wonder what attorney Francis White is going to think as Ashley Larue has to listen to Patrick Melton call her children "fair game" and then proceed to give witness testimony.

Might be a hard day for Patrick.

 

[Outer Space Traveller]

I wonder what attorney Francis White is going to think as Ashley Larue has to listen to Patrick Melton call her children "fair game" and then proceed to give witness testimony.

Might be a hard day for Patrick.

Hopefully. I think the most realistic outcome is for Fuckton to lose, yet Sir Balldo the Degenerate to strike a bargain in closed doors. I do hope he has his first loss of many.

The problem is that MAPton and people like him don't seem to understand anything short of "force", if that makes sense?

 

[Folgers Can]

Crossposting timestamps for posterity, let's see how many more he hides over the years:

In fairness to Aaron, I held out some hope that the reason he left that stuff out might have been that he actually tried looking for original livestream timestamps for the @Third World Aristocrat edit's clips and was frustrated to find that MAPton went out of his way to hide that evidence, which has been known to happen in at least one instance:

[L]

Why did he feel the need to bury a livestream known to have contained this totally innocent clip?

[L]

This got me curious enough to go dig through Filmot for various quotes from the other TWA segments and see if there's a pattern of deliberate spoliation in anticipation of litigation at worst or a pattern of his caving to Ashley's rumored late-2024 C&D efforts at best, but surprisingly MAPton has left all but four of the quoted segments up in livestreams on his channel, out and proud, with timestamps that Aaron could have easily found in minutes and used at the hearing:

[]TWA Segment[/]	[]TWA Timeframe[/]	[]Date[/]	[]Original Timestamp[/]	[]Archive[/]
"Fuck 'em in their"	0:00-0:26	3/22/2024	youtu.be/GLFbwYJ4_r8&t=10064	@AltisticRight OP [link]
"I save [CP] and jack to it"	0:26-0:52	2/11/2012	youtu.be/uBAdneVdQxs&t=110	@AltisticRight OP [link]
"Trapped in a coal mine"	0:52-0:56	2015	N/A - Paywalled Legion of Skanks Episode	@Desktop User2 post [link]
Daughter's AI voice	0:56-1:22	2023-2024	Either privated or originally paywalled - need URL to check	@Balldo's Gate post [link]
Daughter's "cupholder"	1:22-1:37	5/20/2024	youtu.be/GPd6zAV4TOk&t=6107s	@StannisTheMannis post [link]
Daughter is "too tight" to statutorily rape	1:37-1:58	4/19/2024	youtu.be/Te2EX5upnCc&t=9841	@Balldo's Gate post [link]
"Taking" daughter	1:58-2:08	9/16/2024	youtu.be/XuZw8I_oq8U&t=12330	@Balldo's Gate post [link]
Daughter is too "ugly and fat" to statutorily rape	2:08-2:21	[]2023-2024[/]	Either privated or originally paywalled - need URL to check	@Balldo's Gate post [link]
Pleas from Ashley to stop	2:21-2:48	2024	PRIVATED: youtu.be/watch?v=fDD1VdjNclk	@Balldo's Gate post [link]
Rekieta's take on "retarded" son	2:48-2:51	10/17/2024	youtu.be/_EWqLQbXLIg&t=1206	@Guntkvd post [link]
"Where are your kids?"	2:58-3:03	[]2023-2024[/]	Either privated or originally paywalled - need URL to check	@Balldo's Gate post [link]

Is there any way anyone who worked on the MAPton thread's early days could check any old notes, browser history, logs or metadata from clipping software used, etc. and figure out whatever the exact Youtube URLs originally were for the three segments highlighted in yellow? Filmot transcript searches no longer pull them up as of today, which would be consistent with MAPton having affirmatively taken them down as well, but it could also be consistent with them having been from members-only shows in the first instance, so the exact URL would be needed to rule out the latter.

 

[Stiffy]

I posted this in the Rekieta thread yesterday. This is the transcribed lyrics to Patrick Melton's sickening song The Matador which he still refuses to disavow, and it can be heard on the NLO Soundcloud. Just type "Wilbur The Matador" on SC
I had to use a.i. to extract Patrick's vocals to get the transcription done because the shitty loud music gets in the way. I wonder what a lot of his fans with kids would think of him after reading the actual lyrics?

The Matador by (Wilbur) Patrick Melton 2013

(verse 1)
"Thinkin' back to, to grade school
I was young but, I was so cool
Had a crush on, this older chick
I as five then, but the bitch was six
We used to hang out, at story time
Laying on the floor, her ass was so fine
Looking up her dress, seen her panty line
I ain't Richard Karn, but this is Tool Time.
Oh... the little pubies growing on her pubis.
Oh... that was this girl she was the cutest.
I remember recess time... don't want the tire I want the slip n' slide.
Oh... she was rolling around, he pubes were, rubbing on the ground"

(chorus)
"Oh.... I want to fuck that girl, only six years old
I want to fuck a girl who's six years old
Who's with me? I want to fuck a girl who's six years old...yeah....yeah..."

(verse 2)
"Even though I'm five and, my dick don't work
I remember it was okay because I was just five years old
at the time.... at the time....
I remember, we were friends, we used to walk to classes, she wore glasses
I want... to cover them in cum, but I couldn't make cum cuz I'm only five.
But the laws in the country they prohibit me... from going back in time and fucking her now!
As a 33 yr old adult it's illegal, can you believe it?
I just want to have have sex with a six year old little girl!
I know it makes it creepy at this time cuz of the age thing, I get it, I get it
I wouldn't want my daughter to be the subject of a song like this...
Thank you mom and dad, not going to grab her in an unmarked van
with some kittens, with some kittens...
I've got kittens, and a vaaaaaaaan!
I'm going to put her in the back with lots of duct tape.
She's going to play with the kittens, it will distract he while I go balls deep.
In your daughter, in your daughter!
I'm going to have sex with your daughter! Did I mention she was six?
Yeah! Sex! with a six year old!"

 

[Tiger Jack]

I posted this in the Rekieta thread yesterday. This is the transcribed lyrics to Patrick Melton's sickening song The Matador which he still refuses to disavow, and it can be heard on the NLO Soundcloud. Just type "Wilbur The Matador" on SC
I had to use a.i. to extract Patrick's vocals to get the transcription done because the shitty loud music gets in the way. I wonder what a lot of his fans with kids would think of him after reading the actual lyrics?

The Matador by (Wilbur) Patrick Melton 2013

Yeah, it's a complete mystery why people think Melton is a fucking freak.

 

[Outer Space Traveller]

Yeah, it's a complete mystery why people think Melton is a fucking freak.

He's a "huge comedian", and people won't disavow him, because "it's comedy, you wouldn't understand - fucking idiot". I pray someone maxxes him out sooner than later, and crushes his fucking boils.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Thin-skinned Islamist bitch Moody has blocked muckraking DV chatter NumeroUnoJoshDennyFan for pointing out that the hype he and Melton push about Supertip is false:




Link

(Sorcerer is a legit IRL psychiatrist MLC chatter turned frequent guest.)