StyxHexenhammer666 / Tarl Warwick - Oddball Occultist Neckbeard (who can make some interesting content)

styx "the gunless" captain cumbeard warwick of the high seas
by the way, has this asshole landlubber tarl ever even been on a boat or ship of any kind yet he dresses as a pirate?
whats a bundle of styx called?
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Laylithe said:
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I can imagine it's difficult to leave the country at the moment, considering the circumstances, you're being an ass to judge him for that. If you're rooting for me, make my life easier by paying a bill (I've been thinking about you @Rent'sDue) or buying me soil to plant food in, or just... ugh whatever YOU DO YOU I'm gonna make Ramen and take a nap.

"We are here to help people, if you can't help someone the least you can do is not hurt them."
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OH MY GOD @Laylithe
This is exactly what I mean... lol. As soon as we're like
"Hey you dumb bitch, we kinda care about you and think you can do better across to board"
You instantly make us regret it. Lol. You have such a great way of slapping down the uno reverse card. Girl, ain't no one gunna pay for your bullshit. For what it's worth if I knew you IRL I'd be a friend and listen to you and help you because I still think you can do better across the board and I believe that you probably don't have peers / friends ( friends without dicks that is )to velvet glove you and give perspective that matters. A real friend wouldn't lie to and let you do dumb shit like this.
 
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Laylithe said:
Oh, by the by....feel a need to mention:

Stolas is an Owl-Daemon.

If you look up primal astrology, it is a form of astrology that combines your Chinese zodiac year with your sun zodiac to give you a very accurate animal to represent your God-given nature.

Diddy is primal zodiac of the Owl.
Tarl is primal zodiac of the Sloth.
I am a Peacock.

Don't get caught up walking off your path, trying to destroy others for your own gain, but please pay fuckin attention to the as Above, so below.
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Does this mean that there's some sort of sloth-demon that Tarl should have sought out instead? From the little I know about magic it's not that great of an idea to interact with demons in the first place as they're basically the riff-raff of the universe.
 
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Imagine this on top of you doing that "yeah baby" thing he does.
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I get the feeling that if you were fucking doggy style , he'd be drunk off his ass, probably on puke your back, then say that you are a disgusting harlot and then chase you around his trashy house with a dagger and scream "In the name of Stolas, I must sacrfice you! By the way, could you give me your tampon? Could really use it for the full moon tomorrow night."
 
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Laylithe said:
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I can imagine it's difficult to leave the country at the moment, considering the circumstances, you're being an ass to judge him for that. If you're rooting for me, make my life easier by paying a bill (I've been thinking about you @Rent'sDue) or buying me soil to plant food in, or just... ugh whatever YOU DO YOU I'm gonna make Ramen and take a nap.

"We are here to help people, if you can't help someone the least you can do is not hurt them."
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Psyche, I’m not the dumb ass who fucked my life up, I shit post while raising a two year old, while making money. It’s not that hard if you’re not a total retard.. Nobody is accusing you of being innocent, just slightly less shitty than a shitty person.
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Ya done?
 
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EDWRaptor said:
Tarl strikes again

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When I was with Tarl and Sam the day before he threw her phone at her, he had bought a bottle of wine to leave at Marie Laveau’s grave after he treated us to turtle soup. He said he knew where to go… we took a street car here and there and he just got us lost lol. That night he drank the bottle of wine and a bottle of Jack Daniels within a couple hours, and I sat across from him as he fell asleep sitting up with his mouth agape. Pretty funny.
 
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Nig Nog Neanderthal said:
Well, it looks edible, anyhow. Just riddle me this. Why on earth would he fritter away so much time on his channel bragging about being some kind of •••superlative••• cook? Good for him that he loves cooking but cut the braggadocio bullshit. You drown everything in ketchup. I saw you fry that steak in the Netherlands. Nigger, please.
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This "steak"?
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