StyxHexenhammer666 / Tarl Warwick - Oddball Occultist Neckbeard (who can make some interesting content)

Retarded Giraffe said:
Yes, please dress up disrespectfully at your Zoom call sentencing. To the nines, please, Styx. Get a fake parrot and fix him on your shoulder, brandish a whiskey in a hooked hand. Speak full pirate when addressed by the court. Ask to use the restroom and then storm out of the room so the whole court can hear your peg leg on the wooden floor.

The judge will definitely agree that showing the court and/or victim any respect during the process, by wearing respectable attire, would only be necessary if one were to appear in person.
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You forget that Tarl is special, fool!

Edit: Scurvy dog got probation. That sounds about right for a middle-aged alcoholic whose life is just starting to turn to shit.

Will he learn, or will he double down on ODD child frozen in middle school?
 
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SaidNoOneEver said:
It's New Orleans. Imagine what judges see brought into their courtrooms every morning during Mardi Gras. Nobody will even blink an eye if he's dressed like a gay pirate for his hearing.
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It would be frowned upon. Like... they would expect a local to look kinda zany as much of them work as bartenders and entertainment during festival seasons. Though locals know not to get hemmed up with cops during festival seasons. Like.... you're a fucking idiot to get betting arrested during carnival. Every interaction ive ever had with cops during carnival has always been good as a local. But a non local who thinks his black magic made Assistant District Attorney Ian Kersting shoot himself... would be frowned upon.
 
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BananaGator said:
Just probation? Rats!
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Perhaps just letting him continue to lose viewers, sponsors, and income flow until the point his online life completely falls apart is the more apropos punishment. Then it becomes a day of reckoning,; do I continue down this path of destruction, or do I suddenly realize the rest of the world has it correct and I need to fix this or else? Others in this thread certainly will pop in with thoughts on this.
 
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His "fans" will continue to inflate his ego. Tarl is his own god, therefore he can do nothing wrong. It'll continue, but what is the final straw? I'm disappointed.
 
BananaGator said:
Just probation? Rats!
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Might be good if it includes no drinking or drugs, because the booty pirate cant stay sober. He would definetly fuck it up.
PsyopDuck said:
Ethan-Ralph-tier wet squelch at 7:59 as he stops talking and shifts in the chair. Resumes his nonsense and rips another one at 8:05.
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HE SHARTED! Thats another 40 minutes of Kino Casino content right there.
 
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Most interesting when this thread goes into periods of relative dormancy (like now), awaiting another major event, the Kino Casino thread, with its red text and constant cycling, derives its audience for Tarl antics from this very thread. It appears the readers of this thread are far less "instant gratification" motivated.
 
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anscochrome said:
Most interesting when this thread goes into periods of relative dormancy (like now), awaiting another major event, the Kino Casino thread, with its red text and constant cycling, derives its audience for Tarl antics from this very thread. It appears the readers of this thread are far less "instant gratification" motivated.
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or if Sammy decides to go off the rails!! She should be ready to lose it any day now!!
 
PsychoSam said:
or if Sammy decides to go off the rails!! She should be ready to lose it any day now!!
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Tarl is ruminating about her possession of his car in some way. A viewer advised him to call DMV and advised him to get his name taken off the title. Others mock him for having paid 25 grand for a piece of tail. I dunno. Maybe it's lined with unobtainium.
 
Nig Nog Neanderthal said:
Tarl is ruminating about her possession of his car in some way. A viewer advised him to call DMV and advised him to get his name taken off the title. Others mock him for having paid 25 grand for a piece of tail. I dunno. Maybe it's lined with unobtainium.
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The same car tarl's mom hit???? She finally got it fixed for her?? Looks like that might be the last hold she has over Tarl!
 
question, why is Tarl such a tard when it comes to politics and just not read the room. Impressive that he's been sperging about Massie since 2022, but it's obvious Massie is going to takeover the Right. Why are so many Ex-Libertarians like Tarl, Razor, etc. Massie haters when not only is he going to win in the future but he's going to implement things closer to their beliefs than Trumps?

retarded take btw, its obvious Massie and Trump are and have been existential friends/enemies, its been that way since 2020. Fuck, Trump even coordinated with Liz Cheney in 2022 to unsuccessfully primary Massie, and due to Trump just fucking shit up, Israel immensely unpopular and Massie leading the charge to release the Epstein files and being consistently Anti-Israel which is now the popular opinion, why can't he just read the room and actually grift better? Same with Razorfist btw, these 2 guys are very similar imo politics wise.
 
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TheNeoMutualist said:
question, why is Tarl such a tard when it comes to politics and just not read the room.
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TheNeoMutualist said:
which is now the popular opinion, why can't he just read the room and actually grift better? Same with Razorfist btw, these 2 guys are very similar imo politics wise.
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He can't read the room because he's a libertarian, which is the political equivalent of ass burgers.

Also, he's habitually 2 – 3 days late with current events analysis because he's sick of his own shit and prefers to know which way the wind blows before taking his usual tack, which is an obligate contrarian one. He's late because he wants his material predigested, especially now, since his motivation to research and be excellent is ebbing away on a tide of Jack Daniels.
 
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Nig Nog Neanderthal said:
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He can't read the room because he's a libertarian, which is the political equivalent of ass burgers.

Also, he's habitually 2 – 3 days late with current events analysis because he's sick of his own shit and prefers to know which way the wind blows before taking his usual tack, which is an obligate contrarian one. He's late because he wants his material predigested, especially now, since his motivation to research and be excellent is ebbing away on a tide of Jack Daniels.
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Still though, hes opposing the only Libertarian that has a chance of popular support and overtaking the GOP (and frankly will). Has this retard just not read Schmitt, is he going to go on about "The Woke Right"?
 
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I knew a man
"Wack Sparrow" and
He'd bantz with you
In worn out boots.
Stringy hair,
A pirate hat
And dirty pants
With his Clanker crew.

He talked of Trump,
He talked of Trump
While pushing up his shades.

Mr. Wack Sparrow,
Mr. Wack Sparrow,
Mr. Wack Sparrow
Bantz.

I met him in a cell
In New Orleans I was
Down and out.
He looked to me
To be the eyes of rage
As the cash ran out.

He talked of Trump,
He talked of Trump
After nine years he still raved.

Mr. Wack Sparrow,
Mr. Wack Sparrow,
Mr. Wack Sparrow
Bantz.

He said, "I bantz
Now at every chance
In Clanker streams
For super chats.
But most the time
I spend behind
These parish bars
Cause I drink a bit."
 

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