Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 62 15.9%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 5 1.3%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 97 24.9%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 69 17.7%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 157 40.3%

  • Total voters
    390
Melton wants to grift off Aaron's Anniversary Show, and per something Nick said on one of his recent shows; he feels his rights are violated by not having a hearing within so many days about the HRO. I'm not gonna excuse Melton, but I imagine Nick would argue his rights were violated and thus he's allowed to do this dumb shit.
I don't understand the rulebook they operate by. Melton has said, incorrectly, but whatever, that he can still talk about Aaron. Nick also talks about Aaron.

So I have no idea what they think the HRO stops them doing. I mean, they'd have a point if they weren't actively ignoring it anyway..
 
He's a manipulative, vicious opportunist who have no regrets until he might have to face consequences. He never feel shame getting caught in a lie or being called out on his behavior, instead he gets angry people have the audacity to call him out, making him look bad.
So, which thread did this quote come from?
Nick, or...


ETA: Boogie. Fitting because they are both FAT and should DIE.
 
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Moving on is bad when it deprives Nick of his petty revenge
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Moving on is good when it saves Nick from public scrutiny. And filing HROs so lunatics will leave you alone is perjury.
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Well, the TRO was granted, and it applies, regardless of whether or not he thinks it should.
I'm not arguing against that, just stating what Nick has stated and theorycrafting what might be running through his head. He was rather indignant about Aaron getting extensions, and was talking about how it's a requirement that he deserves to have a hearing in x-number of days, and the extensions have violated his right to a hearing. I'm not saying what he's doing is smart or correct, I think the best thing would be to just work with his lawyer on a competent defense. But the stream where he went over the HRO had a huge sense of "I'm right, I'm also very smart." Keep in mind, damn near every explanation he had was admitting to fucking with Aaron, but how it's all legal / protected speech. So as stupid as it sounds, yes I expect him to "well ackshully" to the judge.

I don't understand the rulebook they operate by. Melton has said, incorrectly, but whatever, that he can still talk about Aaron. Nick also talks about Aaron.

So I have no idea what they think the HRO stops them doing. I mean, they'd have a point if they weren't actively ignoring it anyway..
A few streams ago Nick, very condescendingly, went over Aaron's HRO, and damn near went point by point about how everything Nick is doing doesn't violate any law or meet the standards for harassment. I can't name them all; but the Kayla nude was revenge porn because it had a female nipple, Nick reading Aaron's letter to April was okay because Aaron gave the letter to April and thus relinquished control of it, Melton talking about using Aaron's daughter as a cup-holder is okay because it wasn't said to her but to Aaron, and if she was duressed by it, it's because Aaron's a shit dad who told her, and also, they'll need to present proof that she was mentally scarred by it. I can't say for Melton, but Nick appears to be trying to cut a very fine line of "I didn't break any of the rules" while doing as much as possible to antagonize Aaron. Yes, he argued it's okay to talk like that about someone's kid, as long as you don't say it to them to distress them; completely ignoring how a parent may take that. Which is why I also think it's morally justified to genocide anyone who fancies themselves a comedian.
 
Melton talking about using Aaron's daughter as a cup-holder is okay because it wasn't said to her but to Aaron, and if she was duressed by it, it's because Aaron's a shit dad who told her, and also, they'll need to present proof that she was mentally scarred by it.
I mean, at least at a point in the past, if she searched for her own name, Melton's comments and videos would be in the search results. Not that Nick would dare inform his fans of something like that, he prefers to omit inconvenient facts so he can more easily manipulate them.
 
Goddamn! I don't think it's possible to dunk on Rekieta any harder than this, dude got absolutely fucking demolished here. It's a mic drop moment if I've ever seen one.

This idiot decided to throw stones in a glass house equivalent of the World Trade Center and it all came crashing down on his dumb fucking head. He just never learns.
 
I mean, at least at a point in the past, if she searched for her own name, Melton's comments and videos would be in the search results. Not that Nick would dare inform his fans of something like that, he prefers to omit inconvenient facts so he can more easily manipulate them.
He had people going WTF in the comments; and he didn't waiver. He was operating on a very clearcut "the law says this, I'm right." Which sure, I get it, you're in the bounds of the law; but as an outsider, I find myself asking how long are you gonna do this, and do you think Aaron is gonna be able to tolerate it, or are you expecting him to have a mental break? There's only so much fucking with I'd tolerate before I say it's okay for Aaron to hit back, even if he violated a law doing so. You don't get to provoke a fight then claim self-defense, I feel the same here. The only question is if Aaron can take it, and I have no desire to find out.
 
He shall fulfill the unholy prophecy of Magi-chan and fuck his own mother. Then he will go on stream admitting he fucked his mother and how he thinks fucking your mother is based.
He has his fat mum's medication. It's a non-zero chance that they've done it.

Scrolling twitter this morning and I can't escape Nick's Aaron obsession.

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Literal tweet depicting a mother cooking for her kids, skelly reaction was somehow: my ex-boyfriend!
Faggot.

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Nick is allowed to change his mind when it comes to cocaine, swinging, and doing drugs around and with your kids, but god forbid Aaron realize he's being retarded and actually take his family's safety seriously after Nick showed up at his trial and favorite hangouts to stalk and harass him.
Imagine having an entire Twitter dedicated to the stuff a guy with 300 love viewers and less than 15k subscribers say.

blame Crackets for the ambush
"Why did you pay peso to let Gonzalo the Mexico giggalo insert his burrito into your horse wife's taco to fill it with queso while you sat in the corner stroking your churro? You are a cucko."
 
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What the hell is wrong with the people in Minnesota? Everybody from up there is wacky, from April Anderson to Hubert H Humphrey.
I also read some ex-politician there wants to sue Musk because his AI wrote erotic fan fiction.
That entire state should be used to test various chemical weapons.
 
I also read some ex-politician there wants to sue Musk because his AI wrote erotic fan fiction.
At least this has the potential to become a landmark case about the limits of what AI is allowed to do or not.
I once knew a lawyer from rural Minnesota who could have discussed the validity on his show by bringing on competent panel guests.

But alas, he turned into a retard coke head.
 
This was an amazing read. Judge Fischer sounds like a nightmare and is obviously having mental health issues. I have to say, I’m slightly disappointed and surprised that Nick or anyone else from the Extended Balldoverse wasn’t mentioned anywhere despite a lot of this happening around the same timeframe.

I disagree. A lot of what is alleged in the complaint seems like a judge just doing their job. Like if a lawyer is breaking the rules or just pushing the boundaries of them you need to tell them off.

The one thing in the complaint that might get her in trouble is retaliation. We have no way of know if what she said about the other judges is true or not.

The other thing to think about is that we don't know the actual context of a lot of the cases the complaint filed against her. It seems pretty tame a lot of the time even without knowing the full context honestly.

I will say I'm not 100% sure she is innocent but I believe her over the complaint.

Also, Fischer is lolcow enough to go for IIED. I hope she wins a million balldos.
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You don't know the petty personal politics involved here. She could be in the right and we don't know. I don't find it to be a unreasonable strategy to threaten someone with a lawsuit.

Bonus: She claims that there's a conspiracy out to get her.
Again we don't know the situation. She could be completely nuts or there could be a lot people who don't like her, because she didn't play along. I can easily imagine someone holding people to a high standard being disliked.

This is perfectly fine imo. It sounds like someone was trying to use their mother's breast cancer diagnosis to get a softer punishment.
 
Goddamn! I don't think it's possible to dunk on Rekieta any harder than this, dude got absolutely fucking demolished here. It's a mic drop moment if I've ever seen one.

This idiot decided to throw stones in a glass house equivalent of the World Trade Center and it all came crashing down on his dumb fucking head. He just never learns.
Agreed. This gif sums up that nope:
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AI should be allowed to get in a conga line and ass rape every politician alive. Repeatedly. Until they die of it.
Then that is what the caselaw will say after the politician was ass raped by the judge panel.

After that there would at least be a reason to be butthurt.
 
. Probably Keanu
Keanu would botch it so terrible that it would end up being 3 hours of nothing only for April to go "yeah I had sex with nick it wasn't great."
And that would be it.
Your I knows aren't enough.

Bonus: She claims that there's a conspiracy out to get her.
What the fuck are they putting in the water in Minnesota?
 
Keanu would botch it so terrible that it would end up being 3 hours of nothing only for April to go "yeah I had sex with nick it wasn't great."
And that would be it.
Your I knows aren't enough.


What the fuck are they putting in the water in Minnesota?
It's called Lake Wakanda.
Probably it's some form of ancient niggermagic passed down by Yakub.
 
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