Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 62 15.9%

  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 5 1.3%

  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 97 24.9%

  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 69 17.7%

  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 157 40.3%
  • Total voters
    390
waffle said:
I wish I could decide if he was lying or if he is so retarded he can't understand that saying grossly sexual things to somebody about their minor child can be harassment to the parent.
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Nick once joked about marrying off his cocaine child as a child bride to a muslim or something like that.
 
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waffle said:
I wish I could decide if he was lying or if he is so retarded he can't understand that saying grossly sexual things to somebody about their minor child can be harassment to the parent.
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He unironically thinks saying "in minecraft" can insulate him from liability the same way he keeps saying "they're just jokes"
 
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Pelican Bones said:
Tbf the worst possible punishment they could have doled out to Nick was making him take his kids back.
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Ah, but his ego is dependent on his image of being a "good father", so really the punishment is more to his kids and not him. He can just ignore them. As he does, while seething about his enemies all day.
 
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somevan712 said:
Authentic Japanese A5 Wagyu is fantastic. The Japanese would justifiably borrow a few nukes to drop on Minnesota if his cucked blacked ass ruined any. But he's too broke to afford the real stuff, even with mommy's money.
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Vibralldo said:
They fell for the hype and think that wagyu = automatically high class and fancy with no more effort needed
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The thing about wagyuu is that it is, firstly, an umbrella term for beef made from cows that come from Japan, which conflates "Beef from Japan" with "This is A5 grade beef". Wagyuu is incredibly generic and means basically nothing, but people automatically assume that all wagyuu is A5 when it's not.

The second thing about wagyuu is that as it is, it isn't to be for regular consumption, it's actually meant more as a communal dish shared between friends/family, where it's cooked and then each person gets a portion: partially because it's incredibly expensive, and partially because it's got so much fat it effectively feels like eating butter.

You do not need much to make A5 taste damn good: salt/pepper, maybe some butter and garlic, and then seared to your preferred level of doneness. It's not a type of steak you could/would eat every day. Basically any regular steak would be better, and from what I've heard from people who have actually had A5, it's something you quickly get over and resign to designating it as a special treat (because it is), to the point you just want a regular steak.

The Japanese are incredibly autistic about beef, to the point there's a beef Olympics held every 5 years dedicated to finding the best wagyuu in the country (not an exaggeration).
Kheapathic said:
Which is why I also think it's morally justified to genocide anyone who fancies themselves a comedian.
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There are four careers you don't tell people you are, unless you want to get really annoyed really quickly: doctor, lawyer, artist, and comedian. Nick somehow pretends to be all four at the same time.
waffle said:
I wish I could decide if he was lying or if he is so retarded he can't understand that saying grossly sexual things to somebody about their minor child can be harassment to the parent.
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It's worse, it's both: he's trying to "Well ackshually" pedophilic comments about the children of someone he doesn't like. It's literally DARVO.

Not only are he and Melton not the bad guy for attacking children with pedophilic "jokes", it's actually you who are the bad person and they're the victims, because even though they said it, you let the intended target know it had even happened in the first place...and that's worse, because it hurts them. Yes, they do in fact need to kill themselves for it.

I want to see Nick's comments about Aaron's daughter saying she's a fair target actually result in getting a HRO against Nick for Aaron's daughter, because it's going to look really fucking bad if he has an order against a child. It's an optical nightmare for someone as narcissistic as Nick to try to explain why he can't stop attacking a child because her father broke up with him.
Potentially Criminal said:
He unironically thinks saying "in minecraft" can insulate him from liability the same way he keeps saying "they're just jokes"
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Last I heard, Melton tried that during a different legal proceeding, and it resulted in him being told that not only was he not funny, he needed to shut the fuck up. It's unfortunately not the full appropriate response: they should've told him to kill himself, too.
 
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Maraschino said:
Last I heard, Melton tried that during a different legal proceeding, and it resulted in him being told that not only was he not funny, he needed to shut the fuck up. It's unfortunately not the full appropriate response: they should've told him to kill himself, too.
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Yep. They forget that Normies are the ones in charge of making determinations.
 
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Dr Naomi Hunter said:
The Rekeita-curse bish!!
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House of cards that is Candy Yoshi county is divided and crumbling, and both Nick's enemies and balldoguards are in it. I hope this is building up to something funny.

Potentially Criminal said:
He unironically thinks saying "in minecraft" can insulate him from liability the same way he keeps saying "they're just jokes"
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I remember when after J6 people tried to convince Null to wordfilter "in Minecraft" to "in Congress".
 
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Potentially Criminal said:
He unironically thinks saying "in minecraft" can insulate him from liability the same way he keeps saying "they're just jokes"
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Potentially Criminal said:
He unironically thinks saying "in minecraft" can insulate him from liability the same way he keeps saying "they're just jokes"
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Are you saying Nick is not keeping up with his education requirements as a lawyer and is hence unaware of current caselaw regarding the "in minecraft" defense?

Shocking.
 
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