Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Nova902]

Nick's IMDb page lists Keanu Cast as his latest "Accomplishment"

 

[DemsBNutz]

Keanu would botch it so terrible that it would end up being 3 hours of nothing only for April to go "yeah I had sex with nick it wasn't great."
And that would be it.
Your I knows aren't enough.


What the fuck are they putting in the water in Minnesota?

Well we have the Iron range which gives us that horror orange of baldo former second house bath pics.. I would say iodine in well water and fluoride in city water. A water softener and filtration are a must.

 

[not william stenchever]

A water softener and filtration are a must.

You could see those in the house pictures. Obviously they hadn't been maintained since Celeste bought the house.

 

[GamerGateSurvivor]

Bonus: She claims that there's a conspiracy out to get her.

How big is the Candy Yoshi conspiracy? First they're planting drugs, then they're balldowashing the bodycam footage, and now they're framing judges for misconduct?

 

[Vibralldo]

So judge pussy liquor was the reason why Nick's kids were put back in the coke den?

 

[not william stenchever]

So judge pussy liquor was the reason why Nick's kids were put back in the coke den?

There is a distinct possibility.

 

[Vibralldo]

Melton talking about using Aaron's daughter as a cup-holder is okay because it wasn't said to her but to Aaron, and if she was duressed by it, it's because Aaron's a shit dad who told her, and also, they'll need to present proof that she was mentally scarred by it

This is Nick defending and justifying pedophilia. It's genuinely evil and I worry for Nick's kids' safety.

There is a distinct possibility.

That's a more evil and damaging decision than any corruption she did. Kinda means Nick can't brag that "the courts brought my kids back in record time" because the person responsible for that decision is corrupt and mentally ill.

 

[Rome's rightful successor]

From this writeup there's just no way around it, this is a certified Total Balldo Victory:



The Law of the Sektur hath decreed that this shall get him so emboldened as to think that this opens up any avenues for appeal as to the search warrant that Judge Pussy Liquor signed, thereby inevitably thrusting him toward an equal and opposite L.

God's plan, he has a funny way of helping his favorite coke addict.

 

[PixarsTedKennedy]

Keep stacking them wins, Nick. Have a drink and do a line. You deserve it!

 

[Goofy Logic]

Between Judge Fischer getting pinched and the sudden blocking of the body cam footage, it definitely seems there is an "old boys club" attitude going on inside the county's legal system.

Balldo's fall from grace was so hard, it sent shockwaves through it.

 

[Friend of Dorothy Parker]

Moving on is bad when it deprives Nick of his petty revenge
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Moving on is good when it saves Nick from public scrutiny. And filing HROs so lunatics will leave you alone is perjury.
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Nick unironically thinks the Narcissist's Prayer is clever. And defensible.

 

[not william stenchever]

Between Judge Fischer getting pinched and the sudden blocking of the body cam footage, it definitely seems there is an "old boys club" attitude going on inside the county's legal system.

Really makes the idea of the Sherriff's department disappearing Rackets' cocaine up their noses while partying on a pontoon boat seem more realistic. They probably didn't even share any with our lad State Trooper Joshua Monson.

 

[PyrrhicRustle]

it wasn't said to her but to Aaron, and if she was duressed by it, it's because Aaron's a shit dad who told her,

Cool, so Nick is never allowed to complain about anyone mentioning his kids ever, right?

 

[AltisticRight]

Ethan just canceled the appearance because he's so anxious about going on. Sad and pathetic.

We don't get to see three little piggies in the mud. Sad. Pathetic. Nicholas Rekieta even.

 

[Oxyjen]

Authentic Japanese A5 Wagyu is fantastic. The Japanese would justifiably borrow a few nukes to drop on Minnesota if his cucked blacked ass ruined any. But he's too broke to afford the real stuff, even with mommy's money.

What is it with lolcows and meat abuse?

Careercow Post in thread 'Elon Reeve Musk'

Yesterday at 9:32 AM

More cringe crimes

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(It costs $12)

It's from "Tesla Diner", which opened in Los Angeles on July 21. They also have $8 "wagyu" beef chili that comes straight from the anus of Nick Rekieta himself by the looks of it.

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[Vibralldo]

What is it with lolcows and meat abuse?

Careercow Post in thread 'Elon Reeve Musk'

Yesterday at 9:32 AM

More cringe crimes

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(It costs $12)

It's from "Tesla Diner", which opened in Los Angeles on July 21. They also have $8 "wagyu" beef chili that comes straight from the anus of Nick Rekieta himself by the looks of it.

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They fell for the hype and think that wagyu = automatically high class and fancy with no more effort needed

 

[Goku 1000000 O]

Moving on is bad when it deprives Nick of his petty revenge
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Moving on is good when it saves Nick from public scrutiny. And filing HROs so lunatics will leave you alone is perjury.
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>Retaliating for the same unlawful behavior he’s done for years
This sentence doesn’t make sense to me.

Is he saying Aaron has been harassing for years, and is only now striking back because he got an HRO?

Because this TRO filing is way after either of his HROs. So, no that’s dumb.

Is he saying that Aaron does the same thing that Nick does? And that its also unlawful?

I think that would count as a slip up on Nick’s part, as he admits he believes he’s doing something wrong/unlawful.

 

[Vibralldo]

https://x.com/RekietaLaw/status/1948745226140443026

https://archive.is/TiUVz

Nick reminisces about when he was able to escape his life through substance abuse

 

[Goatchoker]

Nick acting like an abused spouse after a contentious divorce is so wild to me.

He can’t keep that fat mouth shut though.

I hope he does a month in jail because it’d be so god damn funny, also hope some shit goes down at the anniversary show at stoneys. (Kicking out asshats)

He’s gotta be spiraling, I hope the lack of service hours catch up since apparently they aren’t drug testing as much as they should.

 

[waffle]

. Yes, he argued it's okay to talk like that about someone's kid, as long as you don't say it to them to distress them; completely ignoring how a parent may take that. Which is why I also think it's morally justified to genocide anyone who fancies themselves a comedian

I wish I could decide if he was lying or if he is so retarded he can't understand that saying grossly sexual things to somebody about their minor child can be harassment to the parent.