Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 62 15.9%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 5 1.3%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 97 24.9%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 69 17.7%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 157 40.3%

  • Total voters
    390
Apparently Nick wasn't lying about Judge Pussy Liquor. She's been suspended.


Soooooo
She is like Nick n Kayla, filed RP cuz Aaron got away then junkie had friends file police reports on the HRO.

Far out
 
Especially because the violation the judge committed was in favor of the parents.
People are retarded.
Okay I saw it given credence in a Community Features post and was very confused. (I don’t recall who posted it so this isn’t a stealth diss.)

I mean the real joke is right there with Children of Lira (rest in piss Chef Red Pill).
 
At least three scenarios come to mind for starters:

1. :diddler: "That's slander, bish! You'd best take that down off your twitter or you can kiss my good friend Nick's juicy exclusive scoops goodbye! He MADE yew, bish!"

2. Manatee1.webpManatee2.webp "Ew, this wifebeating rapist revenge pornographer sounds toxic for our brand." "Yeah ick, just take it down, surely nobody saw it in eight hours." "Streisand Effect? What's that?"

3. :really:"What's that, Frank? Um ackshually, the order never specifically states I can't send DMs lining up my self-declared pitbull's appearance on some journalists' show to go after Aaron by proxy, that's their own First Amendment right and- huh? What's that? All right, all right, relax, I'll have them shut it down, it'll be like it never happened."
:really:"Why are you going after Ralph? He's a good guy and my friend!"
They cancelled on "good terms" which means they cancelled on Gunt Terms, meaning "delete all that shit about me right now nigger or I'll dox your children".

Well, the verdict is in, and they're at least claiming it's something like scenario #2 insofar as the truth about Ralph was just too horrifying to see publicly associated with their brand any longer, which sure reflects poorly on the the guy with whom they supposedly made a "mutual" decision to cancel, and who they previously claimed they would welcome on the show "further down the road":

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They also appear to be taking credit for the cancellation in that "not having him on" constitutes proof that they do not "protect abusers" like Ralph, so if there were any demands from Nick or Ralph that they actively sweep for him, those demands may have been DENIED DENIED DENIED:

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Is the Ralphamale truly going to live down being treated with that sort of disrespect from these ingrates after his good friend MADE them? What a weak, pathetic shadow of his former self.

They can't say nobody saw this coming though, and are already getting sick and tired of all these pesky gayylawgs that Ralph was so kind as to warn them about:

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Who are they to lecture anybody about "anon" accounts, when AFAICS they are effectively an "anon" account with nothing known about them other than possibly fictitious first names, and there has not (yet) been a proper phonebooking that sweeping for a cokehead child abuser, an out-and-proud MAP, and now Ralph may well deserve? Ironically, the first person to call for that proper phonebooking isn't even here, and was instead their new "friend" just yesterday:


It's not like [the gayylawgs] are going to say "oh wow, these people are cool now" - they've already been attacking these two! "Oh well, they're A-OK now"? No, they're gonna say "ah, this is a pressure point, let me attack these people harder, let me go through, let me dox them, let me look for personal dirt on them." I mean, that's just the way it goes around here, and if I had successfully pressured somebody, I would be saying, "well, this is a weak point, this is a weak link here. Let me zone in, let me hone in." Is it right? No, but that's what - you can't show any weakness, so...
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A generous interpretation could be that this is just his way of saying he gave them some friendly advice not to show weakness in the way that they just did, so whenever his prediction comes true he can shrug and say "well, you can't say they weren't warned." Another interpretation could be that this was more of a veiled threat about what he can cause to happen to the manatees while blaming it on his own detractors, in which case @Die For Me! 's scenario #5 may be the case. Lastly, there's always the interpretation that it's neither a warning nor a threat directed at the manatees, and instead he's butthurt enough by the manatees' disrespect that he would directed the above at the gayylawgs as a challenge.

It's tempting to just grumble "challenge accepted" and get the job done in one bored afternoon, but are these two nobodies with three-digit viewership even worth the effort? The Dabbleverse thread in progress over at Prospering Grounds would be a fine place for it.
 
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Actually Nick's right - he basically suddenly stopped goo-posting. Does anyone remember about when this occurred? Did he get a nastygram from April or her new BF, or is it because it reminds him of getting BTFO by Keanu?

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Nick believes he is owed his hearing within 20 days of requesting it, and each continuance pushed it past that point. I believe he got this from AI, because Grok told me the same thing (plus the addendum "or as soon as reasonably possible") but I couldn't find it in the statute itself.

EDIT: Nevermind, he still obsesses over it, I guess it just stopped hitting my feed.

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Nick believes he is owed his hearing within 20 days of requesting it, and each continuance pushed it past that point.
He's wrong and misread the statute, as usual. He should try sobering up long enough to read a simple sentence.

I believe he got it from AI too because he's fucking retarded and only fucking retards rely on AI for statutory interpretation.

The 20 days period is something entirely different.

(d) A request for a hearing under this subdivision must be made within 20 days of service of the petition.
§ 609.748(d)

The actual rule isn't in the statute but Minnesota Rule of Civil Procedure 65.01.
On written or oral notice to the party who obtained the ex parte temporary restraining order, the adverse party may appear and move its dissolution or modification, and in that event the court shall proceed to hear and determine such motion as expeditiously as the ends of justice require.
"as expeditiously as the ends of justice require."
 
I suspect Aaron's offer to deop HRO was that nobody talks about each other on streams or goes to their haunts - so of course Nick replied F-U & Smelton laughed creepily. Instead...
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And then one day for no reason at all, Nick Rekieta talked himself into a HRO right before his sentencing review.
Nick's using the face Aaron makes while plowing him/our wife for those aptly named Supertips.
At some point down the line, April has to realize that Rekieta used her, abused her and then cast her off like a used balldo.
Likely Ape has been well paid to keep her trap shut. Probably part of why she was sent to the folks house - and then was set up to leave.
I think that would count as a slip up on Nick’s part, as he admits he believes he’s doing something wrong/unlawful.
Nick regularly admits to things he lies about not doing ("It's OK to lie as long as there's are no damage." ) before he blames it on someone else, and then closing with it's the keedz fault.

He also wants to buy that shirt 'cuz he's entering the troon arc & it reminds him of the object of his desire.
 

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This in particular is just so fucking incorrect, it hurts.

Maybe Sean has made a comparable amount of jokes, but Aaron hasn't. Why would your cum victim openly talk about that? It doesn't even make sense.


:really: "Well you see, if you notice I mentioned Sean AND Aaron therefore I am combining their references which are clearly greater than mine. Also Aaron ate my goo."
 
Nick once joked about marrying off his cocaine child as a child bride to a muslim or something like that.
Wasn't it something about about one his daughters liking this male pop star or something. He then goes on this long winded monologue about he told his daughter that was weird cause the celebrity wasn't Muslim and he wouldn't date her. I feel like it was around the time he got arrested.

This only left me thinking two things

  1. The story is probably fake but Nick still went out of his way to have this fake conversation about him telling his daughter that some male pop star wouldn't be her boyfriend or some shit like
  2. This story was prime example about why Nick's show became unwatchable. He would start of with premise, usually not funny, and would just keep going on and on till it became this weird and incomprehensible story. Another example would be the "cops at Denny's" joke.
 
Backstory: Lovably awkward, naive and unfiltered Minnesotan Karmic, a fairly new entity who was a loyal MLC chatter for years before starting streaming, is streaming with a comedian/MLC guest he’s been flirting with online for months. (He flew to southern Minnesota and she flew in from wherever to meet him and do a comedy spot.) They just met yesterday and it’s kind of adorable as they seem to have good friendship chemistry at the very least.

Of course Nick started tweeting about it as soon as he found out, trying to make it about himself — saying he wanted to take Karmic to Gay 90s etc. He came onto the stream and was sending Supertips, trying to be faux friendly while also “jokingly” shitting on Karmic in front of the woman while saying he wants to hang out with them. All very predictable.

Here’s a taste of the chat responses to this development:

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Nick is fucking FUMING lol. You just know if they met up with him he’d try to fuck the woman and tell everyone online that he “stole” her away (even if it wasn’t true).
 
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