Megathread Trannies posting their L's Online - Heckin valid people posting their funny misfortunes on the internet

[Kujo Jotaro]

i know the actual meaning of "gooning" but i was just using it how it's used in like memes and shit, ie calling any porn addict a gooner regardless of how long they jerk it for
and it sounds like you're a proud gooner yourself by how triggered you are by me using the word wrong

No, I just get annoyed when women attempt to absolve themselves of their humanity and fallen nature by contrasting themselves against the worst specimens of the male sex.

 

[California Newt]

A FTM feels that because she has interests in more masculine hobbies such as cars, robotics and computers, that this apparently means she's not "fembrained" for rubbing her crotch to yaoi fanfic on AO3. I like the part where she says "I've never met any cis guys who beat their meat to AO3" because it's quite true! Any male claiming he found your literary erotica arousing is almost certainly a pooner LARP. Keep your wits about you, farmers!

There are men who write gay (and straight) literary erotica, but they're all on /mlp/ and /trash/—or were, I should say. You can't just be a sexually confused/EPI'd/groomed autistic dude into argonians anymore; it's gotta be "tranny this" or "pedophile that" or "actual bestiality yet-a-third-thing" these days. It's like they spat at God for so long-and-hard that the 40k "gellar field" failed and the warp overtook all those spaces: I saw gooning servers flicker out like stars snuffed from heaven.

Now if you wanna share an aesthetic initiatory ordeal with another man without degenerating into a blackmail-shackled Mossad asset you have to just buckle-up and become a religious zealot like God intended—no more sex-as-surrogate for martial and ascetic agon.

Also write DBZ villian redemption fanfiction, which is the actual healthy male equivalent to yaoi/bara. South America has the answer here.

Tangential, but man do I ever love the Rayman 3 soundtrack:

I remember liking the dynamic between the protagonist and deuter-antagonist in this game as a kid. I wonder if it's too late to go back and explore that the right way. It would've been around that time.

Apologies for double post, but—

Why the fuck are they imagining Tim Roth with a vagina? And now you are, too. suffer like I did, I'm passing the curse along like The Ring)

I can't, because I don't know who that is. Checkmate.

 

[monstrous bubo]

That sounds super mean. What happened?

im not out as trans yet but i wear female clothes. I didn't know how much people have noticed but my mom has been commenting on some of my clothes now and saying they were nice. but today i had a purse and was laughed at. I usually don't care, but now I had decided that I wanted to try more feminine clothes and then this happen.

i hope you understand, engelish is not my main language.

I totally understand, your English is pretty clear. Do you have any photos?


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It was definitely the purse that was the problem.

 

[Waffle Iron]

I've never heard anyone refer to it as kitty that wasn't a pedophile/lolicon enjoyer

Sounds like kid language. What a child would call her privates. He's mentally stuck as a 12 year old since he never went through puberty. You see something similar with jazz.

i don’t have weekly/daily breakdowns anymore

ah yes, sounds like a mentally sound person you should permanently alter with drugs and surgery.

 

[Sebben Crudele II]

I guess I can't be surprised that feminist women make excuses and whataboutisms about other women even if they are pooners.

Hell, I wonder if the idea of pooners always being sad poor little victims of abuse trying to hid themselves from those evul meyn by crossdressing is also majoritarily pushed by feminists? Even though we are talking about heavily roided (homosexual) porn addicted women with anger issues and piss fetishes (of which we have various examples of them enacting school shootings out of roid rage)?

What's this bullshit about making the troons seem the only menace? Both are sex pests. Both are porn addicted.

Can we agree all transgenders are abhorrent, detrimental to society, and should ACK already?

 

[Angry New Ager]

OMG at least the guys could fuck him in the ass this poor girl now has to go down on an open wound which has poor hygiene.

I have a feeling that nothing is happening sexually between them, or if it is, he's occasionally going down on his GF and there's nothing reciprocal.

The arrested sexual development in boys given puberty blockers early on not only means that their genitals don't fully develop, and thus don't provide enough usable tissue to create a manhole (as happened here, as well as with Jazz Jennings), but they also never experience sexual arousal or desire, which naturally occurs from the onset of puberty. The surgical rearrangement of their genitals doesn't help either, given that numbness, reduced sensation, or pain are common even in post-op adult troons.

Adult troons whose puberty was blocked are basically sexless. One who is a public figure or entertainer may keep up a pretense that they have normal levels of desire and great sex lives, but they don't.

So it's no surprise to me that a trooned-out gay boy whose only sexual function is to receive anal or provide oral, and derives little, if any, pleasure from it, would beard up with a woman who makes no sexual demands on him—because the kinds of men who would willingly have sex with a boy castrated and mutilated as a child into an inadequate simulacra of a girl, and who gets no pleasure from sex, never has, and never will, are that fucking awful.

 

[The Taco Santo!]

She wants me to forego my rights as her father completely.

It takes a lot of balls to complain about this when you're the one deciding to abandon your role and duties as a father for your grotesque fetish.

My children lost it. They kept saying they will never accept that I‘m a woman. That I‘ll never be their mother. That they‘re ashamed of me and are afraid they’ll get bullied in school for having a father like us.
In our culture, a woman does not change her last name to her husbands. She keeps her father‘s name. My wife still has her maiden name and our married daughter still has mine, as do the other children. Our children have announced that they will change their names to their mother‘s. Alexandra said if we don‘t permit it now, she‘ll simply do it once she‘s 18.
Sarah has told me she will cut ties with me and I‘ll never see my grandchild or any born after again, then left. James said he wants nothing to do with me and looked at me with disgust. Alexandra was really angry and told us to ask the judge to grant Alice sole custody and me no visitation rights.

These are all perfectly natural reactions, what did you expect?

 

[Stupid Sexy Flanders]

These are all perfectly natural reactions, what did you expect?

You left out the best part:

Sarah and James can of course decide if they want me in their lives, but we don‘t know what to do with our youngest. My niece tells me she’s in a radfem group on X and used to be a member of something called Tro**phobia Central two years ago. Should I just give up? Force her to have a relationship with me?

These are the moments that make life worth living.

 

[Otterly]

Everything about the TIF seems to point towards a *shadow* mental illness, like we are playing a game of battleship and can't quite pin down our opponents battleship. It's hypersexuality (like Cluster Bs) but with a generalised depressive disorder, making them less social, less outgoing, more prone to retreat inwards, but some of them are technically inclined, use the internet and develop a monumental case of perspective bias

Interesting point. Perhaps we have created a new mental illness. I think it’s that they are adrift. There is no longer a framework to ‘be a woman.’ (And I think this applies to men as well in different ways.)
Previously you didn’t really think about it much, you got married and had children and were too busy for much self reflection. There was a framework. Then a brief period where there was choice and the ability to self actualise but still a framework on what femininity was. And now that’s just destroyed. What is a woman? The state can’t define it. Society tells you having kids is bad for the planet. Your country is filled with predatory third world males. There hyper sexualised media everywhere and porn at the click of a button. There are no positive role models for your sex. There’s no religion to scare you straight. There’s no social taboos any more, all kinks are valid. Poor behaviour which may start in adolescent isn’t cracked down on hard so it grows and becomes monstrous.
We’ve created a society where people’s very worst instincts are not only allowed but get them positive reinforcement via dopamine updoots. There’s no negative reinforcement because nobody is allowed to tell you to quit it or beat it out of you. So the terrible behaviours just grow and get entrenched and magnify.
It’s all the worst bits of people’s personalities let to run wild. I now understand why taboos exist and why societies had such restrictive behavioural rules. About 20% of people max are capable of self governing. The rest need a big old stick or they turn into monsters

 

[Detective Carey]

Force her to have a relationship with me. Just read that aloud a few times. Fucking hell.

 

[Waffle Iron]

These are all perfectly natural reactions, what did you expect?

His wife went along with it so he thought he would be the exception (every tranny thinks he will be the one that passes, that will get support. That will have a wife that will support his feitsh). I think his wife actually hates it, but decided to take the path of least resistance to escape the ruined marriage. "Yes honey, youre so brave, but now you're a woman I cannot love you. Let's go tell the kids, Ill just have a quick chat with them to prepare them for the big reveal. Wouldn't it be so strange our youngest will immediately demand that I will get full custody?"

 

[Detective Carey]

We (the west?) probably need to codify into law if your partner troons out, you get full custody until everything is settled and they get a clean bill of health clause, so to speak. Sorry it sounds harsh, but the anecdotes alone paint a grim picture.

 

[The Taco Santo!]

I just wonder whose panties he was stealing, wife or daughters?

 

[CTR Operative]

I remember my high school boyfriend's dad just up and came out of the closet after being married to my BF's mom for years and having 3 sons with her. Fucked off to another state to open a gay bar with some guy. I thought that was disgusting and cowardly enough as it was to do to a woman, but then the troons had to one-up it.

 

[The Taco Santo!]

I had an ex-gf whose dad came out of the closet and abandoned his family for some gross twink. I met the twink once and he looked like a drowned rat, like he really lived for being tied up and beaten with a leather belt. Very strong child molester vines from him. And this was at my ex's sister's wedding, just wrong to bring him around. Really cast a pall over the event. After we broke up, he apparently drove around my neighborhood a few times looking for me, at least according to my ex's mother, who I stayed close to for quite awhile. Luckily for him, he never found me. Guy was a professor at UNO.

Edit:spelling

 

[monstrous bubo]

After we broke up, he apparently drove around my neighborhood a few times looking for me

Why?

 

[Waffle Iron]

We (the west?) probably need to codify into law if your partner troons out, you get full custody until everything is settled and they get a clean bill of health clause, so to speak. Sorry it sounds harsh, but the anecdotes alone paint a grim picture.

That might tip the trannies off. Just make it an internal notice trooning out is considered gross negligence or something and should be judged as such.

 

[femboy fart huffer]

Sorry it sounds harsh,

My guy are you lost? Most people even outside of this website would agree that 'people with a literal diagnosed mental illness probably shouldn't get custody of kids' let alone here. Even if you go with 'trannies that ruin the lives of their partners and children all for the sake of a fetish should be hung' people probably still wouldn't say that's too harsh here.

 

[Friend of Dorothy Parker]

Sounds like kid language. What a child would call her privates. He's mentally stuck as a 12 year old since he never went through puberty. You see something similar with jazz.

God, no no no. It's sexual. Kitty = pussy, just less crude.

 

[Proxima-Centauri-B]

We (the west?) probably need to codify into law if your partner troons out, you get full custody until everything is settled and they get a clean bill of health clause, so to speak. Sorry it sounds harsh, but the anecdotes alone paint a grim picture.

you could say that everyone who troons out gets burned alive on this website and most people would probably agree with you lmao that's not harsh at all