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[Magic Pickle]

Putting the W in Wife: remember FindingLia, the 50-year-old dumb piece of shit who decided to upend his marriage so that he could chase after his fantasy of being a real girl? He's been struggling, with his wife having separated from him immediately after his grand reveal because she thinks he's going through some sort of psychological breakdown (which I am inclined to agree with, given that sometimes common sense pokes in when it comes to "gender appropriation" and seeing the comparisons to transracialism). Unfortunately for our hero, the worst has now come to pass - after being convinced that she might possibly stick around if he walks it back, his wife has made the executive decision to pack her bags and get the hell out of dodge regardless of what he does next. Now he is despondent and vaguely suicidal, seeking support from fellow wifeless hons on Reddit and worrying that he's made a grave mistake. Don't you just love a happy ending, Kiwis?
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Wife decided she couldn't hang....​

...she came and got the last of her things. She was not kind. All my hopes of us being able to somehow maybe chart a future together, dashed. I guess there never was any, perhaps...she just needed me to feel that way so that she could feel safe enough to fully eject.
I feel so stupid. Stupid for telling her that I was confused and questioning things. Stupid for thinking that she would be supportive. I feel like I torpedoed the shit out of my life and my future. Nearly 20 years building a life together, gone in an instant.
I can't talk to any of our mutual friends, because that could put people into camps, and I don't want her to suffer any of that kind of friend loss for something that is my fault.
I'm 100% not going to do anything stupid, so no Reddit Cares please....but dear christ, it would be so nice to just not wake up tomorrow.

Fatty poonbalatty: a TiF gets the typical cult member breast amputation as is expected of her, but even a few years post-op she's not keen on showing off her results. To the shock of no one, she refuses to take any responsibilty for the poor quality of her outcome, instead blaming her parents for not taking her surgery seriously, especially because she suspects she may have POTS or hEDS (though she has no official proof of these diagnoses). A fat, lazy, pooner munchie? Jeez, they're ten a penny at this point!
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I can’t stop hating my top surgery results​

Cw: fat phobia /negative body image
I am just over 2 years post op. My chest still makes me so dysphoric and i feel really uncomfortable being shirtless in front of others, which was one of the things I was most looking forward to. I had a large seroma on my left side and still have significant scar tissue left from that. I have pretty big dog ears as well. I still have slight hope that if I work out my chest I can have it look more normal, but im scared it’ll never heal how I want it. Maybe i can get a revision at some point but i really don’t want to have to go through that. A big reason I didn’t heal well was because my emotionally immature parents were meant to be taking care of me afterwards but instead made it into a vacation for them and pressured me to do things I had no energy for. My mom stayed with me for less than a week, then I was on my own having to move my arms more than was safe to try and take care of myself. I suspect I have pots and hEDS, which could also explain why I didn’t heal well, but I didn’t know this at the time.
I guess it doesn’t really matter why I didn’t heal well. The point is that I’m so upset that it’s summer and I’m contemplating buying a swim top because every time I’ve been shirtless all I can think about is how everyone must be staring at me and thinking my body is disgusting. I know I have some stuff to work through around my body image, maybe it’s not as bad as I think. From certain angles i actually do like my results, but if I look at myself if I’m bent over all I see is loose skin. I just want to feel comfortable in my own skin. I also keep comparing myself to other trans guys on social media who usually had much smaller chests post surgery and are skinny, which I Know isn’t helpful and beauty standards are bullshit, I hate that I care so much. The real reason I want a more conventionally attractive chest is so that maybe I’ll be safer from transphobes, which maybe isn’t even true. There are lots of things I’m learning to like about being trans, but sometimes I just wish I could have a cis chest, or gotten on hormone blockers before my chest was ruined by female puberty. I get so angry when I see cis men so confident on the beach

There is nothing troons 'n' poons despise more than being encouraged simply to accept themselves, and anybody who spews the hateful rhetoric of "just reach some sort of internal peace with yourself" should be held accountable for the blood they have on their hands. This is a completely normal thing to think, and is not remotely indicative of any sort of festering mental illness! No siree!
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"Just love/accept yourself"​

I'm so tired of this. I'm tired of seeing it. Because the person thinks they're being kind, they think they're taking a high or sympathetic ground. However, they're just exhibiting their misinformed views or perhaps even thoughts backed by bigoted voices. They speak from incompetence that may well be willful, and they don't have the mind to realize their harm.
Me being trans is not because I don't love myself or don't accept who I am. I am trans because I have the mind of a man and, unfortunately, the body of something else. I know I am a binary man just as much as a cisgender man—because it is the experience I identify with and am comfortable in. (Note in this comment I speak simply of myself, not the trans or cis men who do not fall on the binary—but are likewise just as correct in their identify.) I do not in any way identify with the experience of being a woman and do not wish to be a woman. I know I am trans because it is an issue of identity. I do not struggle with self-love or self-acceptance.
Trans people do struggle with self-love and self-acceptance, but it is not because they are trans. It is because they are told to hate their being trans, they are told they are wrong, they are told to hate how they identify. And they are told this by the people who tell us "just love/accept yourself as you are." I dont hate myself. I hate that I'm taught to hate myself.
Why do they think we're delusional. Why do they think this was our decision—and a supposedly incorrect one. I simply am who I am, and whether I like it or not I am trans. Because I did not choose this.
So no, don't tell me to "love myself" or "accept myself as I was born." These are not my struggles. These are not what make me trans. And frankly, I'm mad you think that's why. I love being a man, I love being part of this identity. I don't identity with toxic masculinity, but that's also not how I view what it means to be a man. I am trans because I love the identity I identify with, and the more I achieve a closeness to that gender the more love I feel for myself.
So, TLDR I'm fucking irked. Educate yourself before you hurt the people you love.
I appreciate and am interested in any thoughts or insight others may have.

A "gay trans guy" (read: heterosexual woman) is upset that other "gay trans guys" (read: heterosexual women) have poisoned the well in terms of the reputation FTMs have amongst gay men, and, obviously, the reason they did this is because of an obsession with yaoi. Just because you don't like yaoi doesn't make you any more valid, OP; you are all repulsive, sexually coercive lunatics in my book!
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I honestly hate being a gay FTM​

The typical “alt boy transmasc” types that have come up recently have made being gay somewhat of an eye rolling stereotype among FTMs. They all claim to be gay “mascs”. The reality is they just really, really like yaoi. We can pretend that’s not the truth but we all know it is. It’s gotten to such an issue that gay men have a completely negative view of trans men who happen to be gay. I’ve become incredibly depressed about my future prospects in love and my identity that I once was proud of now feels dysphoric to me, like it makes me more clockable. At this point I was hoping T would change my orientation like I’ve heard other men talk about but it hasn’t. I know I’ll probably get some hate for this but I’ve got no where else to vent this to.

A TiF is angry that older women are less likely to play ball with her delusions, leading her to believe they have a giant conspiracy in which to make her out to be a hysterical little girl a big, scary man. Personally, I suspect she has some latent hostility towards older women because her mother blatantly laughed at her and refused to acknowledge her identity whatsoever.
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Older Cis Women​

This may just be my personal experience as a trans man but, I have the worst experience trying to socialize with older women. For context, I live with my (25y) cis boyfriend and his mother. His mom is a wonderful lady. A nurse and office manager for the clinic she runs. She has a LOT of friends and sisters that come over to hang out. For the most part they are loud, colorful women who are very sweet.
Once these women figure out I'm a trans man thought, they instantly treat me differently. Some have outright started misgendering me (after already correctly addressing me before) once they found out or was told I was trans. One of them even tried to get me a job as a painter, but outed me without my knowledge to the hiring manager because he said "He was looking for male painters". I have yet to come across a cis women over the age of 35 who treats me with any kind of dignity. I know my looks shouldn't warrant their behavior but I pass pretty well. I have a mustache and a deep voice and everything. No chest either (shrunk from T and weight loss). So I know this is very much on purpose. I know all I can really do is try to educate or ignore all together. I honestly feel like they are sometimes looking for an extreme reaction from me to confirm their transphobia.

A FTM who is supposedly "cis-passing" has a serious reality check when she endures the humiliation of her packer being put on display in front of everyone and being patted down due to a false flagging from the body scanner. I don't even know why bepronouned people try to play games like this; if I were in line and had my proceedings delayed because some crossdressing jackass wanted to pretend her LARP was real, I would be cutting the nastiest eyes at her possible. Airports are torturous enough!
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Airports are genuine nightmares.​

Vent below.
I'm currently typing this as I'm sitting at my gate. Even though I've prepared so much for this, everything has gone wrong thus far.
First, it said my ID information wasn't correct while trying to enter TSA and sent me back to the airline.. All of my information was correct. I went back and it still wasn't working. I think it's because my photo doesn't match my ID and the machine couldn't recognize it. My ID is still marked F because I live in Florida and can't do shit about it. I had to wait for an officer to let me through. And after he saw my ID, he called me ma'am. I am a cis-passing man.
After that, TSA... I had heard that the best thing you should do is put your prosthetic in your carry-on or personal bag because otherwise the machine will detect it and make you do a pat down. So, I put it in my bag. Guess what? The machine detecter noticed something in my groin area (there was nothing there!!) and made me get a pat down there anyway. And then, the prosthetic triggered a "sharp object" to the machine so after feeling extremely dysphoric from the pat down I then watched this woman take out my prosthetic in front of everyone.
I want to cry. I'm genuinely about to break down. If anything else goes wrong, I don't know what I'm going to do. I want to scream. I hate being trans. I hate feeling fucking cursed in this body and I hate even more being reminded of it. When the agent touched me, my skin crawled. I wanted to rip my own skin off. I felt as he felt nothing there and it felt like a fucking wound between my legs. I hate not having a dick. I hate not being a cis man. I HATE BEING TRANS AND I HATE TSA.

 

[femboy fart huffer]

A "gay trans guy" (read: heterosexual woman) is upset that other "gay trans guys" (read: heterosexual women) have poisoned the well in terms of the reputation FTMs have amongst gay men

Also worth saying that the majority of gay guys especially nowadays are bottoms. It isn't a 50/50 top/bottom, it skews heavily towards bottoms because half of gay people are redditsexuals that think shoving something in their ass will magically transform their cock into a fountain. As in most gays want to be fucked by another man, if all you can offer is a lump of silicone then no one will care because they already have exactly that. Not only have you shrunk your dating pool from 50% to like 2% you've also shrunk that even further because probably about 60~70% of that 2% will never be interested in you sexually and the 30% probably wouldn't be too interested either.

 

[The Taco Santo!]

I feel like I torpedoed the shit out of my life and my future.

Now, why would you feel that way? Oh, because you did, dummy.

I feel so stupid. Stupid for telling her that I was confused and questioning things. Stupid for thinking that she would be supportive.

Well, you're right to feel that way, loser. Hopefully it sticks.

...she came and got the last of her things. She was not kind.

Didn't play out like your fantasy? Get used to it, none of your cherished masturbatory fantasies have any basis in reality.

 

[Dawdler]

Also worth saying that the majority of gay guys especially nowadays are bottoms. It isn't a 50/50 top/bottom, it skews heavily towards bottoms because half of gay people are redditsexuals that think shoving something in their ass will magically transform their cock into a fountain. As in most gays want to be fucked by another man, if all you can offer is a lump of silicone then no one will care because they already have exactly that. Not only have you shrunk your dating pool from 50% to like 2% you've also shrunk that even further because probably about 60~70% of that 2% will never be interested in you sexually and the 30% probably wouldn't be too interested either.

Amazing what non stop propaganda can do.
Not only that they are attracted now to dicks, they can't even fulfill that attraction as said people don't exist. It's like looking for diamonds sex wise.

All stemming from being horny and exposing their brain to the pedonet.

 

[Apustajan apustaja]

Interesting point. Perhaps we have created a new mental illness. I think it’s that they are adrift. There is no longer a framework to ‘be a woman.’ (And I think this applies to men as well in different ways.)

Otherwise somewhat cringey Swedish philosopher Alexander Bard had an interesting therory that we as a society have started elevating younger women and lost the matriarchs, young men still have older men telling them to stop being dumbasses when they are, or at least more so then older women are telling younger women off. The whole concept of a girlboss seems absurd if you contrast it to a "boyboss". Leaders should be very experienced, older men and women, not young and "living their own truth". Men and women used to be in charge of different, but equally valuable areas of life, women ruling "the inner sphere" and men the outer sphere of culture, and now we all are lost because circumstances have changed drastically.

 

[The bird with tourettes]

seeking support from fellow wifeless hons on Reddit and worrying that he's made a grave mistake.

Had to check out the comments and wasn't surprised.

 

[Intel Core Ultra 7 265k]

Had to check out the comments and wasn't surprised.
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Trannies might have one of the biggest hugboxes I've ever seen

 

[Positron]

"I'm a (cis-passing) man!... I want to cry!"

It is always like that. It is always how these stories go.

 

[Stabby_Pencil]

It is always like that. It is always how these stories go.

And it's hilariously feminine every single time.

 

[pooterino]

Do adult women really call their vagina a kitty in a clinical setting?

Clinical, as in actually with a doctor? I would hope not.

Nope. It’s looked upon as weird to call it anything but your vagina generally, and I’ve only ever heard other women call it a pussy/kitty/etc if they’re explicitly making fun of the way men talk for a joke.

Spoiler: semi-med sperg feel free to ignore

Not trying to counterargue because it is absolutely weird for people to use "kitty" in a certain clinical setting but... counterargument, yes, some women (and men!) will do this in "less-than-clinical" settings. For example when they're dealing with nurses or aides in an SNF or nursing home. Same thing happens when talking about urine/voiding or defecating/bowel movements. Do most of the people in a nursing home know what you mean when you say "voiding" or "defecation"? Of course. Do they still say "pee" or "poop" or "number two" or whatever? Yes, they do. Especially if they're older. They try to soften it by being vague or oblique. Like saying "I went to the bathroom" (meaning they shit their briefs while lying in bed, no actual bathroom involved) or "I had to go" or whatever.

Kitty is still... pretty strange, of course. Never actually heard that one to be fair. I have heard "pussy" but that was usually shouted as a kind of, I don't know, insult or uhhh attention-grabber? From a demented person. (For example "LOOK AT MY PUSSY!" being yelled at a group of people while said speaker is stuck in a wheelchair behind the nurse's station.)

 

[Slideshow Bill]

Not a very proud papa: despite having already had gender-affirming genital mutilation, a TiF has to go to literal fucking therapy to cope with the fact that her wife is pregnant with a beautiful baby boy because she is preemptively jealous of the size of his infantile crotch. This post made me a worse person to have read - and they say we're the ones obsessed with genitals?

I had simple meta and scrotoplasty about 4 years ago. My wife is pregnant with our first child…and the baby has a penis. And I’m kinda freaked out about it.
Note: I’m in therapy and getting my shit worked out before baby is born.
I don’t want to carry any resentment towards my baby for being born with the genitals I desperately wish I was born with. I don’t want to have any feelings either way about the sex of my child but was hoping for a daughter because of my dysphoria. I’m trying to prepare myself for years of diaper changes and bath times and potty training but I’m so concerned about the effect on my already strained relationship with my own penis. I can’t imagine allowing my kid to see me naked (“why is my penis bigger than daddy’s?”). If my wife were to draw any comparison between our penises (even in her own head) it would devastate me. I had hoped that meta would allow me to not fret about my dick so much (and it has somewhat) but this is taking up so much mental energy. It turns out I’m not as comfortable with having a tiny penis as I thought I’d be pre-op.
I am pursuing phalloplasty and have a date for the fall but am considering postponing until our child is older so my wife won’t have to be my caretaker while pregnant. I’m not sure how to “make it work” for the next few years.
Does anyone have any experience parenting after having metoidioplasty? Especially if it affected your dysphoria.

If she had a daughter, and that daughter was a tomboy, Papa Poon would be gunning to troon her out.

I read it as her fearing that her wife would realize that her 'dick' is essentially the same as a baby dick and would be massively turned off and stop allowing her to 'fuck' her with it.

All of this talk about sex and baby dicks is more horrifying than the gory shitshows in the SRS thread.

While I do not have proof, I'd bet that "Achillean" was made up on tumblr by fujos/proto-pooners/actual pooners after "Sapphic" got popular in the gender fandom because they felt left out and tumblr is ground zero for most of the retarded gender shit. Oh, and then I blame the book "The Song of Achilles", which I have not read, but I assume was the inspiration for all the gay pooners to come up with "Achillean".

This is correct. Achillean was meant to be the "male" version of sapphic, but just like how sapphic isn't really used by actual lesbians, Achillean isn't used by any actual male, much less homosexual ones. Same goes for the toothpaste flag.

Ancient Greeks generally decreed that married men can fuck around with whoever or whatever, as long as they put a few babies in the woman who was selected to be their wife.

Achilles wasn’t any more or less gay than the surrounding Greeks unless he took it in the rear, which being the seriously hardcore and feared warrior he was reputed to be, he certainly wouldn’t have.

As others have said this sounds more like something that Reddit/tumblr pooners made up to try and make an equivalent to sapphic.

The reality of Sappho is disputed.
Again, ancient societies, even ones which had relatively better legal conditions for women are unlikely to have tolerated a bunch of women eating minge and not hanging around waiting to be impregnated.

IIRC lesbian behavior was "tolerated" because it didn't count as a real relationship and munching minge didn't count as real sex. Lesbians were just seen as permavirgins.

 

[Aunt Carol]

A FTM who is supposedly "cis-passing" has a serious reality check when she endures the humiliation of her packer being put on display in front of everyone and being patted down due to a false flagging from the body scanner.

This same story has been typed by FtMs so many times, but they keep Derek Smallsing it.


How can someone claim to be a man if they've never watched the classic documentary This Is Spinal Tap?

 

[CTR Operative]

How can someone claim to be a man if they've never watched the classic documentary This Is Spinal Tap?

Now you've got me wondering what percentage of pooners think the Three Stooges are funny. That should be the test before they let you cut your tits off.

 

[neverendingmidi]

Now you've got me wondering what percentage of pooners think the Three Stooges are funny. That should be the test before they let you cut your tits off.

Nah, Caddyshack. 99% of women are bored by that movie.

 

[Waffle Iron]

Had to check out the comments and wasn't surprised.
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I think the alternative is too much to bear. Imagine the impact when you realize you've destroyed your marriage of 20 years because wearing a skirt made your dick really hard. You thought she would just smile and jerk you off while wearing her clothes instead of freak out and cut you out of her life. They're all miserable and it is astounding every freak thinks he will be different, he will be the one that keeps the wife and he will pass.

 

[Dawdler]

They are delusional. Not that there weren't warning signs before, but marrying a troon is entirely wife's fault. Shit will come out sooner or later.

 

[FinnSven]

Nah, Caddyshack. 99% of women are bored by that movie.

Apocalypse now, too.

Obviously not to find funny, more to see if they get it or not.

There are probably a bunch of other examples, gritty or heavily male coded films about personal honor and duty to finish a mission.

Conversely the pooners to be checked for if they enjoy terrible nonsense such as Emily in Paris.
If they try to claim this proves their status as gay men, scoff at them!

 

[Mad_Dog]

https://old.reddit.com/r/trans/comments/1m4s8oo/id_like_you_more_if_you_had_a_vagina/
"I'd like you more if you had a vagina"Trans Feminine (self.trans)

submitted 6 hours ago by SageofRosemaryThyme

This girl was flirting with me hard and said she thought I was hot and that she likes me. Then she follows it up with the line I posted in the title. It instantly killed the mood and honestly it's stuck with me for the last few days. I'm usually not someone that struggles with bottom dysphoria but it felt like a slap in the face and I've been pretty depressed about it. It was a reminder that I'll always be reduced down to my genitals even by other people in the queer community.

Anyone else deal with this kind of stuff?
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I can't imagine what it must be like to be around people who talk about their genitals all the time. CAN YOU?

That kinda makes me want to sign up on a dating app with a fake alpha chad profile for the sole purpose of catfishing trannies to lead them on, only to drop a dysphoria nuke on them.

 

[JCnGGd32]

“Me being trans is not because I don't love myself or don't accept who I am. I am trans because I have the mind of a man and, unfortunately, the body of something else.”

… isn’t it cheaper, quicker and easier to change your mind than your body?

Maybe not if you’re an inflexible autistically minded individual.

 

[Lovely Kin]

Trannies might have one of the biggest hugboxes I've ever seen

Of course they do, 90% of their culty beliefs are hugboxing by telling each other "Girl, you are so pretty!" or "I'm one of the bros know, don't you think so?" No negativity is allowed in thoughts to their troonery.

… isn’t it cheaper, quicker and easier to change your mind than your body?

Or the alternate answer to that question: "It's genocide if you don't let me damage my body"